So my school cafeteria usually has this meat that is nothing fat with a little bit of edible stuff that's really, really tough and bad tasting, but on Valentine's Day they offered this awesome dinner plate that consisted of a steak, shrimp, a baked potatoe and asparagus. Only problem is is that it cost 35 bucks!!! So I was standing in line debating whether or not to spend 35 dollars on the meal or not when my answer was given to me. Some guy infront of me in line asked me if I wanted a meal, I answer yes, and he bought it for me! How awesome is that? But it gets even better - while I was waiting for my meal to be prepared some girl in line asks for just the potato and asparagus. The cafeteria staff said she would have to buy the whole meal so I told the girl I'd eat her meat if she didn't want it. She thought that was a good idea and payed the 35 dollars for a potato and some asparagus and I got two steak dinners for free. It was pretty damn sweet.
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How awesome is Valentine's day? VERY AWESOME!
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Do The Mario
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impirius said:
There is also a girl bitching about a cheap skate that took her meat and didnt cover any of the bill.
Do The Mario
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Meier said:
OMG you just have geopolitical penis envy, everyone wants to pay $35 for cafeteria food instead of going to a restaurant.
Awh, look at that. Do The Mario is still sore from having his views challenged and defeated by me several weeks ago.Do The Mario said:
DePaul University. Its made up mostly of poor kids from the city of Chicago. Yeah, that's how awesome America is.Meier said:
But let's not turn this into a thread about America being awesome. Its about me being awesome. And Valentine's Day being awesome.
They were fucking great. The flavor of medium, the toughlessness (can't think of the right word) of rare. Very good steaks and the cafeteria food generally sucks, so the steaks that were very good seemed that much better. Besides, the sex was with a condom and sex with a condom blows.kumanoki said:
APerfectCircle
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Are you trying to patronise half the guys on this forumNLB2 said:
Do The Mario
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NLB2 said:
WTF are you talking about?
What views defeated?
If you are referring to your geopolitical penis envy thread all that did is make you look Insanely stupid, narrow mined and banned irrc.
RonaldoSan
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free hooker > free meal
Yeah, that's why I have sex with a condom.Jim Bowie said:
I showed that all moral attacks on a nation/thing/person come down to the attacker having penis envy.Do The Mario said:
And I got banned for making fun of Christians, not for revealing your geopolitical penis envy.
Because we have this meal plan thing and I've got a lot of money on it, that's why I would consider it. Nah, that's basically all of the story. I wish I was gay 'cause the guy who bought me the steak was hot, but oh well, it wasn't meant to be.nitewulf said:
Do The Mario
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NLB2 said:
NLB2 said:
Does it apply to you?
Do The Mario
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NLB2 said:When have I ever criticized someone on a moral basis? I probably have, but I take it back now
And stop posting in here if you're not gonna post on the awesomeness of either me, steak, condomless sex, Valentine's Day, free food, good cafeteria food, free hookers, or MMA.
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Poor kids paying $35 for a steak dinner is so awesome.
I still don't understand why in God's name a heterosexual guy (or even a homosexual guy without being given really obvious "I want you" clues) would spend $35 on some random guy. Nor do I understand why anyone would spend $35 for just a potato and asparagus.
As NUMEROUS people have noted, $35 will get you a hell of a meal at almost any restaurant! That's 2 sashimi meals at my favorite sushi joint. 6 bowls of pho at my favorite Vietnamese place. At least a steak, appetizer and drink at Applebee's or Chilis. A porterhouse at a steak specialty restaurant.
I want a full transcript. Also I want information about whether or not students at your school use $100 bills to light cigars. College kids generally don't have huge quantities of money to blow.
As NUMEROUS people have noted, $35 will get you a hell of a meal at almost any restaurant! That's 2 sashimi meals at my favorite sushi joint. 6 bowls of pho at my favorite Vietnamese place. At least a steak, appetizer and drink at Applebee's or Chilis. A porterhouse at a steak specialty restaurant.
I want a full transcript. Also I want information about whether or not students at your school use $100 bills to light cigars. College kids generally don't have huge quantities of money to blow.
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Is this whole story a metaphor for a prostitution session??? I mean who pays $35 for cafeteria food!?!
Yeah, even the poor people here are rich by Australian standards!Do The Mario said:
Yeah, but the girl was ugly, so I'm glad she didn't interpret it that way.J2 Cool said:
Arlovski vs. CroCop would be awesome and it just might happen. Please, Zuffa, pay up for CC and please, facist American gov't, lighten up on your dumbass rules for UFC!Boogie said:Well, I think I'll have to post under the MMA clause of those requirements ;P
Yeah, I guess I'm just that damn sexy.Soybean said:
That I didn't understand either. I mean, the potato was really good and the asparagus was this really thick kind, but still, that was pretty ridiculous.
It tasted a lot better than any other girl's meat I've eaten, that's for sure.Tuvoc said:
Please, I cost way more than $35open_mouth_ said:
Are you joking? If Ken Shamrock tried to steal food from me I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to go back to 1995. Can't believe UFC still pays that guy hundreds of thousands to fight.Matlock said:Man, I remember when Ken Shamrock stole an overpriced steak from NLB2 on Valentine's day, and gave it to a hooker on the street. Then he rode her bareback and contracted gonorrhea.
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