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[Gorillaz]

I have a folder on my desktop called porn.

I can't even have that type of breathing room especially when I use to be in relationship

Got stream that shit yall

 

[MYE]

Who stores porn these days?

 

[PJV3]

I have a box of mags in the loft that will be passed on once I snuff it

 

[CreepingFear]

For those of you looking to hide your porn, I highly recommend truecrypt. It's free open source and fairly easy to use.

 

[Bucca]

About 8 TB.

Roughly 5TB.

Are you two fucking serious?

Holy shit.

 

[Tesseract]

i hide my porn in folders so deep not even cobb could find them.

 

[teh_pwn]

Probably 100 GB. I need to clean house (basically I put really good stuff in a directory and periodically delete everything else. It's not good for you though. These women are supernaturally hot).

 

[CaptainSlow]

2 full 250GB externals. So 500GB total. I don't even know why I have that much, I just accumulated it for years now and never deleted anything.

 

[Gorillaz]

For those of you looking to hide your porn, I highly recommend truecrypt. It's free open source and fairly easy to use.

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[massoluk]

You will never get me to confess that I have about 1.75 TB worth of porn.

 

[Anticitizen One]

porn collection?

You dont stream?

 

[ATF487]

0kb. I've been streaming stuff from the same website for like 4 years now. This shit ain't a big deal to me

 

[OriginofHysteria]

as big as all the internet sites hold.

but zero GB on my computer.

 

[cafemomo]

Who stores porn these days?

Gotta keep a backup when the internet is down yo

 

[revolverjgw]

Maybe like 5 gb. I jerk off to the same stuff a lot, pics more often than not. I wish I kept a tally of the pics I jizzed for most.

 

[Tesseract]

8k 120fps per fap of sweaty men and women doing they nasties.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

About 8 TB.

Blurry screenshots or it didn't happen.

 

[iNvid02]

i dont store videos, ive got some pornstars locked in my basement for when its time to fap

 

[InaudibleWhispa]

A few GB. Mostly just FLV's I've downloaded from streaming sites if I really like something and it might get deleted if I just bookmark it. It's in a folder named Star Trek TNG Season 4 as nobody I wouldn't want finding it would ever dream of watching Star Trek. The folder contains the actual show and the porn is in a folder called "cover art".

 

[Tesseract]

A few GB. Mostly just FLV's I've downloaded from streaming sites if I really like something and it might get deleted if I just bookmark it. It's in a folder named Star Trek TNG Season 4 as nobody I wouldn't want finding it would ever dream of watching Star Trek. The folder contains the actual show and the porn is in a folder called "cover art".

you should replace the r in art with c. :0

 

[Crayons]

For those of you looking to hide your porn, I highly recommend truecrypt. It's free open source and fairly easy to use.

What the hell do you have that you use truecrypt?

 

[FoxSpirit]

I prefer other means of arousal. Porn will always be a big turn off to me for the reasons stated before.

I bet really good hentai manga would still get you.

Hell, my 10gig collection is basically all manga. Porn is unsensual, fake and a huge turnoff. Like a good portrait can convey the mood of a person better than a photo, good manga can convey the awesomeness of sex than a porn flick. Imho

 

[tino]

About 1TB but I don't really watch it alone nowadays. It affects the quality of sex.

 

[kirby_fox]

Maybe a gig? But that's only if you count the pictures of women throughout the years that thought they'd get with me if they send me nude pics.

Otherwise I'm that guy who doesn't care for porn much anymore.

 

[Jzero]

0 bytes. Can't believe some of you suckers actually archive them.

What the hell do you have that you use truecrypt?

I'm a computer forensics major and 90% of people who truecrypt their porn are watching CP.

 

[Delio]

Prob only a couple of GBs for me. I keep the stuff that's rare and just get rid of everything else.

 

[SystemShock2]

I stream it these days but I probably had a decent amount when I was younger, like 25 gigs or so.

You guys with over like 500 gigs or whatever are hoarders. There's pretty much no reason to have that much porn.

 

[CaptainSlow]

Also, I'm glad the wife is totally ok with my collection so I don't have to hide it on my computer anymore and plus we like to watch it together. I used to have a gf that hated all things pornographic and I had to hide it like crazy.

 

[IISANDERII]

I keep mine in a folder titled "Inception".

It's a folder which contains another folder, which contains 3 other folders, each of which contain 10 folders, each of which contain 50 folders, each of which contain 3 folders, each of which contain another 50 folders.

In one of those 225,000 folders - all of which contain a folder aptly named "Bwong" as the terminus- is a folder that contains a series of sub-folders which contain noodz organized by category.

I can't remember exactly when I did this and I have no idea why, but whatever.

What if you do a search? Common porno words like fuck, anal, milf, tits etc should bring anybody right to your collection.

 

[akira28]

Who stores porn these days?

I will, forever more. On hardened systems too. So after the bombs drop, I can still watch Belladonna dress up like a french maid and get fetish fucked on an expensive leather couch. Good luck finding that on your Xvideo or your Porno Panda after the apocalypse.

edit: I used to hide my porn. No point unless you're going to password protect it. Girlfriends will just click on folders out of boredom.

 

[ViperVisor]

About 2 TB of data.



And this...


Only (lulz) the tall 4 stacks side is JAV. The 3 stacks side is model movies.

Do I win or lose?

 

[akira28]

Do I win or lose?

depends on if you have JAV fetish videos, like Japanese amazons or femdom or wrestling. IZM or JAMS type stuff.

 

[TigerKnee]

About 2 TB of data.



And this...


Only (lulz) the tall 4 stacks side is JAV. The 3 stacks side is model movies.

Do I win or lose?

Winner in my book!

 

[docbon]

About 2 TB of data.



And this...


Only (lulz) the tall 4 stacks side is JAV. The 3 stacks side is model movies.

Do I win or lose?

definitely lose.

also are those binders literally full of women

 

[Stinky]

About 2 TB of data.



And this...


Only (lulz) the tall 4 stacks side is JAV. The 3 stacks side is model movies.

Do I win or lose?

yikes

 

[SystemShock2]

I'm going with lose, but I am impressed.

 

[Tesseract]

hot sauce on feet porn is the best. glorp, glorp, fap, glorp, fap.

 

[SneakyStephan]

i dont store videos, ive got some pornstars locked in my basement for when its time to fap

This thread has so many funny posts haha.

Also at the multiple TB people , how did you afford to buy thousands of euros worth of porn? Surely you didn't PIRATE it

 

[malyce]

About 1.5 TB

Mostly 720/1080p, started getting rid of SD porn. inthecrack, lesbea and ifeelmyself all in HD. Streaming? Nah. Truth be told I don't even watch porn that much, and most of it is just hoarding but, if I get rid of some of those videos I'll never find them again.

 

[ScrubJay]

233 GB. I clear out stuff sometimes to make room for new stuff. When you download stuff it tends to come in bulk and there's a lot of boring crap in them, like FTV videos where they talk to the models.

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

I for some reason still have my collection from before the times of streaming. P2P'd and what not. A modest 26.5GB

 

[bigboss370]

its pretty big, I'm not sure exactly how much but prob just over a terabyte. Evryrone talks about how its all about streaming but you can't stream all them softcore movies from the 90s and stuff, or most classics. and then there's all the foreign stuff too.

 

[Crayons]

What if you do a search? Common porno words like fuck, anal, milf, tits etc should bring anybody right to your collection.

This is true. My friend thought he was being clever by hiding his porn in his Minecraft save folder, but a simple search of 'porn' on the search menu showed me his 40GB+ of girls farting and with diarrhea.

 

[Grakl]

I keep mine in a folder titled "Inception".

It's a folder which contains another folder, which contains 3 other folders, each of which contain 10 folders, each of which contain 50 folders, each of which contain 3 folders, each of which contain another 50 folders.

In one of those 225,000 folders - all of which contain a folder aptly named "Bwong" as the terminus- is a folder that contains a series of sub-folders which contain noodz organized by category.

I can't remember exactly when I did this and I have no idea why, but whatever.

lol, the porn maze

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

~8GB, which amounts to 21 videos.

I recently figured that I had way too many videos and deleted a bunch. I was at well over 120 at one point, and I've got it down to about 1/6th of that, so I'm quite proud of it.

 

[YosemiteHam]

About 8 TB.

Holy fuck.

I have 0 porn saved on my computer, I stream my porn.

 

[ISOM]

This is true. My friend thought he was being clever by hiding his porn in his Minecraft save folder, but a simple search of 'porn' on the search menu showed me his 40GB+ of girls farting and with diarrhea.

So........does he know you know?

 

[saelz8]

I keep mine in a folder titled "Inception".

It's a folder which contains another folder, which contains 3 other folders, each of which contain 10 folders, each of which contain 50 folders, each of which contain 3 folders, each of which contain another 50 folders.

In one of those 225,000 folders - all of which contain a folder aptly named "Bwong" as the terminus- is a folder that contains a series of sub-folders which contain noodz organized by category.

I can't remember exactly when I did this and I have no idea why, but whatever.

Click "Inception" > Search .mp4 or .mkv or .avi

Exposed.

 

[SteveO409]

1.8tb, im addicted to JAV. 1gb files add up

 

[HiResDes]

733GB. Been saving for over a decade and have not deleted a single thing

Woohoo me. Your turn.

I had 1.2 TB at one point, now I have about 5 GBs.