I feel like that's somewhat of an "out of your hands" solution. 1 man's chill alcoholic is another man's rage blackout <_<Alcohol
You say "you wanna take this outside?" any time there's any kind of conflict.
The vast majority of the time they won't and so therefore you win. For the few that do, you are going to need to beat the shit out of them. So hopefully you're good at that.
If anyone has a problem with this we can take it outside.![]()
Today on our top story, a significant amount of people today were swiftly arrested all over the world as a random outbreak of intense violence committed by adults towards children and teenagers swept the planet in the past 24 hours. Panic began to sweep many nations as theories ranged from a mental-affecting virus to an unexplainable sweep of violent mass hysteria. Law enforcement in many countries struggled to keep up with the amount of reports coming in of violence committed against minors.
However, experts were able to quickly pinpoint the source of the outbreak of violence, when they saw footage of one man being shoved into a police car who cried out, "this is bullshit! DKehoe on Neogaf said the best way to solve ANY kind of conflict is to make a threatening challenge, and if they accept that challenge, to then beat the shit out of them! I was just following his advice; he sounded so confident about it!"
As always here at Captain Obvious News, we would like to remind our viewers that A) sometimes advice from online strangers isn't always completely reliable, and B) sometimes if it is reliable and you do take said advice, don't take it literally and learn to pick up on obvious details and exceptions that shouldn't have to be spelled out by the advice giver. This is Josh Rogers, now on to sports. Mike?
What, like a group session or, what?Anal sex with men.
A group, two, one. Just make sure you get it everyday.What, like a group session or, what?
Lady, you need to calm down.Punch someone in the face, works wonders.
Presuming you started off a shaky, emotional mess.. how did you overcome that?
Lady, you need to calm down.
What, like a group session or, what?
That's what I was thinking last night in the bathroom after chili night.tl;dr it helps to zoom out, realize the insignificance, and let go.
If I randomly smack you in the face, I feel like you'd careI realized early on in life that the world we live in is gigantic enough to not let the person next to me truly get under my skin (which makes it easy to not care), but also realize that we're such ants on a planet, in a galaxy, that 99.9999% of our interactions will not really impact anything at a larger level.
tl;dr it helps to zoom out, realize the insignificance, and let go.
I would need to know the context as to how someone (in a decent environment) would slap your face without your own words or actions provoking it.If I randomly smack you in the face, I feel like you'd care
random contextI would need to know the context as to how someone (in a decent environment) would slap your face without your own words or actions provoking it.