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How did you get COVID-19?

Went to China, went to wuhan, went to wet markets, ate some bats, came back home, accidentally stood less than 1.5m away from someone. Bad luck I guess
 
Coronavirus challenge from TikTok. No symptoms until a few hours after I downed a Corona Extra.
 
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Mista said:
It won't be funny when you actually get diagnosed with it. Isn't it :)?
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I keep telling my wife that I will do the 'every other time it was funny' bit from South Park when I finally get it.
 
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Well there wasn't any TP so I had to borrow my friends Toilet Paper. Unfortunately I had to pull it out of his garbage.
 
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I was walking down the street and saw the virus and punched the virus right in the face and then the virus cried

then some woman got angry at me and said "hey you can't do that to my kid I'm calling the police" 🤷 i don't understand women sometimes
 
I haven't gotten it yet but I suppose I will get it when I go to the supermarket and some idiot sprays micro-droplets on me while screaming about the virus being a bioweapon from China and Bill Gates wanting to sell vaccines.
 
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I got it from Richard Packer Richard Packer fucking my stupid face
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This is disrespectful!

My biological sister told me earlier today that our mom is in the ICU with COVID-19! I'm on my way home and trying to figure out how to get to her in Mississippi!

Y'all don't think it's real and something to joke about? I had a friend that died of it last month!

This is stupid. I'm tired
 
^ Sorry bout that man but let's just hope she recovers.
Don't get mad at this though. People die without being infected, getting mad with this lockdown and we can all get a laugh i think.
If it's too sensitive for you, avoid this kinda threads.
I'm sure if you post about your mom, you'll get loads of support.
 
There is an outbreak at my work right now. We avoided the news up until yesterday. 27 cases and one of my co workers died. I keep getting calls of everyone testing positive every other hour now. I'm convinced I have it or had it already. Most people are showing zero symptoms so far. We're running out of workers here.
 
..well... I got it for real... teaching Tango argentino.....In January.

Edit: The simptoms lasted 2 days, if I didn't know I would have thought I had a normal flu.... (for real not trying to be edgy)
 
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thief183 said:
..well... I got it for real... teaching Tango argentino.....In January.

Edit: The simptoms lasted 2 days, if I didn't know I would have thought I had a normal flu.... (for real not trying to be edgy)
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The important question here is do you meet lots of hotties or just old people desperately trying to act young again?
 
DChosenOne said:
The important question here is do you meet lots of hotties or just old people desperately trying to act young again?
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Depends, on the geographic zones, in Italy the latter :) In the eastern Europe the first :)

Edity: to be fair this year was the year of the hotties also in Italy, Supid Corona.... we can't have good things :(
 
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