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[Lukas]

Anyone know. Like do you apply with a resume and your pictures or something, or what?

 

[Wario64]

You have to be loyal to the Xbox, that's for sure

 

[Lukas]

lol your name is wario64 and you have a mario icon...... go back to 1985

 

[Outlaw]

You have to have a 12 inch weiner...

 

[Ranger X]

And maybe you should post this question in the other forum!

 

[evil ways]

You start by doing guy on guy scenes and then you move up the ladder. But I'm guessing someone like you will feel right at home from the start.

 

[Lukas]

Im 8 inches, atheletic build, strong facial features

do i need to be tested for hiv

 

[DopeyFish]

lol, your name is lukas and you're looking for a job as a porn-star just because the prostitutes aren't paying you enough to stay away from them.

 

[samus4ever]

I don't think why you are going to get much help in the gaming form. you should try to off topic one.

 

[Lukas]

ha i dont need no hookers. i wouldnt even let a hooker do me for free

 

[Outlaw]

Im 8 inches

 

[DopeyFish]

ha i dont need no hookers. i wouldnt even let a hooker do me for free

Technically, that's what you're applying for.

 

[Lukas]

since when are pornstars hookers? you realize the porn industry is bigger than the game and movie industry right?

 

[Greekboy]

strong facial features

You'll be getting lots of those.

 

[Diablos]

Oh shit, this thread is hilarious, hahaha

 

[Fallopian Tube]

Lukas, how old are you? And why are you stupid?

 

[jenov4]

Wrong forum there buddy!

Well you pretty much have to be able to get an erection & reach orgasm on cue. And also last for a few hours with hot lamps roasting your nuts. While doing all of that in front of people.

 

[jett]

LOL, I think this topic is the final proof that this guy is indeed a joke character.

 

[Fularu]

gold, and for the last time WRONG FORUM

 

[DopeyFish]

since when are pornstars hookers? you realize the porn industry is bigger than the game and movie industry right?

*scratches head*

A woman banging up random guys for a living versus a woman banging up random guys for a living.

The only difference between your average hooker and your average pornstar is one most likely looks better than the other. Just because one is recorded doesn't make them any more innocent or dirty

 

[Lukas]

I think my dreams arent gonna happen - read this

http://www.davecummings.com/howto/

the guy says studios dont even consider new guys or have auditions cause most guys cant handle the pressure

im sure i could, ive been through a lot for only being 19

 

[Meier]

LOL, I think this topic is the final proof that this guy is indeed a joke character.

Haha no kidding. Definitely some OA dude.

 

[Defensor]

Let me guess, Gamefaqs or Opa-age?

 

[Fularu]

*scratches head*

A woman banging up random guys for a living versus a woman banging up random guys for a living.

The only difference between your average hooker and your average pornstar is one most likely looks better than the other. Just because one is recorded doesn't make them any more innocent or dirty

And the pornstar will be a hell of a lot more expensive

 

[Lukas]

*scratches head*

A woman banging up random guys for a living versus a woman banging up random guys for a living.

The only difference between your average hooker and your average pornstar is one most likely looks better than the other. Just because one is recorded doesn't make them any more innocent or dirty

yea but one is doing it for a lot of money for millions of peoples viewing pleasure, and the other is doing it for any random guy on the street for 2 to a few hundred dollars

 

[DopeyFish]

yea but one is doing it for a lot of money for millions of peoples viewing pleasure, and the other is doing it for any random guy on the street for 2 to a few hundred dollars

AAAAAAAhahahaha

 

[DCharlie]

"Im 8 inches, atheletic build, strong facial features"

I think the muscle bound midget market is already oversaturated.

 

[Lukas]

"Im 8 inches, atheletic build, strong facial features"

I think the muscle bound midget market is already oversaturated.

lol

 

[Kobun Heat]

Lukas is going to be just precious for the month or so he's around, isn't he?

 

[Fularu]

"Im 8 inches, atheletic build, strong facial features"

I think the muscle bound midget market is already oversaturated.

OWNED, awesome, this thread is a keeper

 

[evil ways]

Let me guess, Gamefaqs or Opa-age?

Xbot- check
Retarded- check

Still too close to call, but I'm going with Opa-Age.

 

[Dr.Guru of Peru]

Fax me your resume. Include pic.

1 712 832 2234

 

[Lukas]

OWNED, awesome, this thread is a keeper

how am i owned? he just made that up, show me where i said all that in the same sentence

 

[Ranger X]

Please someone give this guy this tag: "Im 8 inches, atheletic build and with strong facial features"

 

[AniHawk]

Xbot- check
Retarded- check

Still too close to call, but I'm going with Opa-Age.

I still think that's closer to GameFAQs.

 

[Lukas]

lol gamefaqs

only time i used that site was to print out the front page and wipe my ass with it when i ran out of toilet paper

and wtf is opa age

 

[Wario64]

Please someone give this guy this tag: "Im 8 inches, atheletic build and with strong facial features"

I prefer the tag "Banned" to be more appropriate

 

[Fularu]

I prefer the tag "Banned" to be more appropriate

8 inches is Banned would be funnier

 

[Ranger X]

well, tags are there to be funny guys. Not mean.

 

[Lukas]

you guys are lame, i just asked a simple question, its not like i flamed anyone or something

 

[Fularu]

you guys are lame, i just asked a simple question, its not like i flamed anyone or something

You're asking it in the wrong forum, and you're acting the dick

 

[Greekboy]

Guess the mods are too busy getting laid or gaming.

 

[ManaByte]

"Im 8 inches, atheletic build, strong facial features"

I think the muscle bound midget market is already oversaturated.