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[Mondai]

 

[Catphish]

In Soviet Russia, wood gets you.

 

[ParaSeoul]

Just happens some mornings.

 

[*Nightwing]

Spoiler: Morning wood educational video

 

[poppabk]

Just happens some mornings.

Just a quick system's check.
>Penis working
>check
>Go find something to fuck

 

[daffyduck]

You forgot a poll choice:

 

[West Texas CEO]

So, is this a Minecraft thread or? ..

 

[Zeroing]

So, is this a Minecraft thread or? ..

Virgin!!!!!

 

[Big Baller]

 

[Zeroing]

Same! That’s the only way to get wood!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Virgin!!!!!

that's not what you were squealing last night..

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[Zeroing]

that's not what you were squealing last night..

Why are you having wet dreams about me? lol

 

[chromhound]

 

[EverydayBeast]

Wait for trees to die.

 

[Doom85]

Find a player to trade with you in Settlers of Catan.

 

[Javthusiast]

Watch some porn.

 

[badblue]

Watch some porn.

 

[Doom85]

 

[Rest]

Sometimes you get wood after you do a desk pop.

 

[dr_octagon]

You ask Chuck.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Yep. That is a tree without the roots or canopy. Dude is a natural disaster. Notice the bicep is acting as a sort of support structure and stabilizes the huge log.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

My girlfriend has fantastic tits

 

[ManaByte]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/redhead-appreciation-thread.1577541/unread

 

[Von Hugh]

You have enough testosterone and it happens automatically at least every morning and middle of the night.

 

[H4ze]

open chat
"lumberjack"
Press enter

 

[Apocryphon]

Give him a slap.

 

[ZoolNL]

I have morning wood

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[GymWolf]

I just enter any gay bar and loudly ask if someone want to play woodoku with me.