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How does Fez continue to do it?

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Entertainment TV is reporting that Fez is now seeing Eva Longoria.

"Yes, I'm tapping another fine Hollywood ass!"
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Cubsfan23 said:
cocky comedy

I would like to attend his seminar
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You're probably right. Actors can act any way they want to and he's found a way to act that women find attractive and he's sticking with it. That man is every guy's hero.
 
Bows down to the master-pimp. Lets see so far he has tapped Lohan, Moore, Alba, Hewitt, Longoria thats all I can remember anyone care to add more to the Fez's wall of bitches.
 
SSGMUN10000 said:
Bows down to the master-pimp. Lets see so far he has tapped Lohan, Moore, Longoria thats all I can remember anyone care to add more to the Fez's wall of bitches.
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How can you forget Jessica Alba? Heck, he'll probably move up from there too bitches like Halle Berry.
 
I eagerly await his glossy full color coffee table book of conquests...
 
dem said:
Didn't he tag Jennifer Love Hewitt aswell?

He must have some rap...
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Dang, that's right.

I'm guessing Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansen, and Natalie Portman are remaining on his "to do" list; if he hasn't had them already.
 
Raoul Duke said:
My theory: horse cock.
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It wouldn't surprise me. I'm sure that many of Colin Farrell's hook ups were connected to the fact that he's suppossedly packing a lot heat (I can't what's so attractive about him otherwise). The Fez might be "suffering" from the same afflicition.

Then again he could just be a really smooth operator.
 
His accent is made up, the one that he uses for that 70's show.

Its a fact, the actor of fez is just plain cool. You should see him in interviews. He is totally with it.
 
This is the last straw. I thought about it, but now when I get home I will send him (or his fan club [comprised entirely of hot bitches, I bet]) an email and ask him wtf he is doing. Maybe he has been reading GAF this whole time and putting Cubsfan's advice to good use, maybe Fez is Boogie in disguise!? O_O
 
Jonk said:
His accent is made up, the one that he uses for that 70's show.

Its a fact, the actor of fez is just plain cool. You should see him in interviews. He is totally with it.
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Maybe he was talking about Colin Farrell.
 
lilraylewis said:
Maybe he was talking about Colin Farrell.
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I was speaking of Colin. Now Fez....its got to be either the horse cock or he is playing gay and every hottie in hollywood is trying to change him.
 
There was a rumour floating around that he was dating Ashlee Simpson too, not that she compares to his other conquest... but gotta respect his pimp game.
 
Nobody is hating. I think it's all agreed we'd all buy his "Fez's Hall Of Fame" coffee table book whenever he decides to release one.
 
Wellington said:
This is the last straw. I thought about it, but now when I get home I will send him (or his fan club [comprised entirely of hot bitches, I bet]) an email and ask him wtf he is doing. Maybe he has been reading GAF this whole time and putting Cubsfan's advice to good use, maybe Fez is Boogie in disguise!? O_O
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I f*$%ing wish :P
 
Is there a website devoted to Fez's Wall of Bitches yet? There damn well should be, maybe a flash page with pics of hotties he's tapped imaged to look like pics taped to a wall above him with a smug grin.
 
calder said:
Is there a website devoted to Fez's Wall of Bitches yet? There damn well should be, maybe a flash page with pics of hotties he's tapped imaged to look like pics taped to a wall above him with a smug grin.
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i believe i coined the term "Wall of bitches" so i want royalties.
 
Way to go, your money grubbing just forced www.feztappedthis.org to shut down it's infamous Wall of Bitches forever. One cease-and-desist letter from your shady lawyer Federman and poof - a 30,000 unique hits a day juggernaut gone the way of suprnova. When Fez finally ascends to god-of-all-pimp status and starts nailing supermodels 2 at a time we won't even have a website to document it.
 
Mmmm that lady is mighty fine.
The dude who play fez, i wanna be just like you when i grow up, and pimp me some hot hollywood bitchs.
 
I could at least buy Eric Estrada scoring ton's of trim. He was Ponch for chrissakes. Fez is a goofy mofo. Him getting ridiculous ass doesn't compute.
 
Maybe he has game,wit,charm,humor, knows how to talk to women.......and most importantly confidence...



Wait no....That cant be it......Can it?
<rollseyes>




......by the way Eva is so hot but her nose freaks me out sometimes....

peace
 
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