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[appaws]

Q: Why do Italian men wear so many gold chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Gaffers, how hairy are you?

I am a hairy motherfucker. I always had hairy legs and arms. Started getting chest and shoulder hair in 7th grade. Had full chest hair in high school, which started growing down from my shoulders down my back. At the same time, my hairy ass started spreading upward onto my lower back. By my late 20s they met in the middle so I could be like George "The Animal" Steele. Joy.

I was self-conscious about it as a kid. Even in my eye-tai neighborhood I was the hairiest. I always tried to skip out of swimming in gym class, not wanting to be seen by the chicks. Refused to be on "skins" if it was shirts vs. skins, etc.

I got over it once I got a woman. As an adult I found out that adult women don't seem to mind all that much. They may say "ewww" about a hairy back, but I think deep in their animal nature they realize it is a sign of my overwhelming testosterone level and that I can pound them like a jackhammer.

 

[highrider]

Pretty hairy. Chest, none on my back which I’m thankful for lol.

 

[BigBooper]

Never been very hairy. At times you could think I shaved my arms. Getting hairier every day though.

 

[teezzy]

Hairy enough

 

[brap]

Not very.

 

[GAMETA]

Normal amount, I'd say. Not much and not too little to bother.

 

[Dark Star]

Pretty hairy. I had the hairiest wolf man arms/legs in middleschool and I felt so much more mature than other kids in my classes. By highschool I was one of the few guys who could grow a decent "beard". Every guy obviously thought I looked badass with a semi-connecting stubble, and some girls liked it, but some didn't and told me to shave because I would look "cuter" without it (I actually agree looking back on how goofy my 17 year old self looked with a "scruff").

However, I do remember one of my female teachers in senior year (tall, blonde, totally a "milf", part time basketball coach, full time AP lit teacher) was talking to another student about facial hair or whatever, and she was like "I like a 5 o clock shadow, like Dark Star" and every chick in the class looked at me and smiled. FKKKKK I felt so fking cool after that haha.

Mid-20's and A LOT more hair growth maturity later, I now rock a nicely trimmed short beard. I also tend to trim my chest/back hair almost biweekly lol, it's too thick and I don't like it. Especially during the summer if I'm wearing a tank top at the gym or going swimming or in a rare situation where I just might be shirtless in front of a woman lol.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[poodaddy]

Not very hairy. I grow a decent beard, but it capped out in length years ago and my body isn't hairy at all, thank goodness. I grow a hell of a head of hair though, and I get compliments on it constantly. Secret is not to do shit with it but just head bang like crazy to metal, makes your hair rad, fuck all that product shit.

 

[Armorian]

Like you op. Luckily my women likes it

 

[teezzy]

Not very.

How's your facial hair game? I imagine you as clean shaven

 

[brap]

How's your facial hair game? I imagine you as clean shaven

yeah because i cant grow any fucking facial hair lmao.

 

[teezzy]

yeah because i cant grow any fucking facial hair lmao.

Lol

Could be worse, bro.

I've got a thick beard and a Larry David hairline so I just keep it shaved.

 

[appaws]

I think I’m getting to the age of not giving a fuck anymore. Like there is always some old fat guy at the beach in a Speedo covered in hair. Why should he give a fuck, he’s forgotten more booty than you’ve ever gotten.

The other weird thing for me is that my dad isn’t that hairy, even though he’s FBI. I guess my moms family men were the hairy ones.

My dad also has a bigger penis. I remember seeing it as a kid and thinking “mines gonna be like that someday!” But it’s not...it just never grew.

 

[brap]

Lol

Could be worse, bro.

I've got a thick beard and a Larry David hairline so I just keep it shaved.

At least you aren't 26 with a babyface that could use covering up. Also are you jewish?

 

[teezzy]

At least you aren't 26 with a babyface that could use covering up. Also are you jewish?

Nah, Catholic af. Sicilian/Polish half breed

Do you shave? What would happen if you just stopped?

 

[Michael Hawk]

Virtually nonexistent. None on face, roughly 1% on body (ballsack needs a trimjob).

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm smoother than an Olympic swimmer.

 

[Threeshotgamer]

Grow a pretty good beard. It's kind of funny but i never really had a lot of chest hair until I started getting tattoos. Shave for the tattoo and end up way hairy. Same with my stomach.

 

[brap]

Nah, Catholic af. Sicilian/Polish half breed

Do you shave? What would happen if you just stopped?

Of course I shaved. I'd look retarded otherwise. It grows too fast and it's all patchy. Makes me look like shit.

 

[Hudo]

This question is only interesting when posed to women.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Very...

Got some southern french heritage in me.

This is already trimmed down, btw... : D

I got over it once I got a woman. As an adult I found out that adult women don't seem to mind all that much. They may say "ewww" about a hairy back, but I think deep in their animal nature they realize it is a sign of my overwhelming testosterone level and that I can pound them like a jackhammer.

It's polarizing for sure. But that's a good thing.
I always found that women are either very happy about it or hate it.

When they love it, it's a big plus.

 

[Cunth]

Not much, except my arse is hairy like a dog

 

[888]

I’m probably a 7-10 on the hairy scale. Super thick beard and hair. Chest is not terrible but damn as I get older my back is getting pretty bad. And the tips of my ears randomly grow hair. Legs at generally an even layer of hair that isn’t nuts. I’m just glad it’s not curly. Like those old man curly chest hairs that just have to come flying out of every part of their shirt.

 

[JimiNutz]

Part Italian and hairy enough.

I'm not like disgustingly hairy in any one place but I have hair everywhere, chest, tops of shoulders, ears etc.

Sometimes I'll get a wild nose hair that is completely out of control and grows out of my nostrils and merges in with my beard/mustache hairs.

Oh and my butt is pretty hairy too.

 

[Porcile]

I've got some Mongolian/Moghul warrior blood in me so hairy as fuck and the ladies love it. Keeps them warm at night.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Not very. Except for this one weird bushy patch a little below my chest. It looks so stupid, lol.

 

[borborygmus]

I'm old but people think I'm 20 and a big part of it is I'm not very hairy and my beard sucks so I have to stay clean shaven. This is actually not a good thing. I have a hard time being taken seriously at work. Whenever my work has some compromises there is this impression that I'm like some 12 year old who was in way over his head. :|

 

[Rockondevil]

Slightly above average on arms and legs. Nothing on chest and back.
Face is thick af though.

 

[eot]

I can pull off a stubble beard, but a full one wouldn't look very "full" (I tried once, maybe it'd be better now). My armhair is very blond so you don't notice it but I have an average amount of leg hair. Chest is the worst because I have these pathetic thin wisps of hair that don't amount of anything but are still noticeable.

 

[p_xavier]

I got laser hair removal everywhere except my legs.

 

[jdforge]

Gorilla level

 

[GymWolf]

I kinda have the perfect amount of hairs, enough to look like a man and not like a grown up child but not enough to be gross or to request some grooming from time to time.

 

[DavidGzz]

Not too bad but I shave all the time so can't remember now. Maybe I'll get depressed this winter and let it all grow thicc.

 

[Roman Empire]

Hairy like a newborn baby. Seriously, I've never been bothered by it because I always saw my cousin, who is hairy like a bear, complaining all the time that he had to shave sometimes twice a day (I do it like once a month when I do haha). My genetics doesn't favor me on getting any facial hair or body hair in general, but on the bright sight, I have an awesome hairline with no signs of entries and a majestic medium to long wavy hair.

 

[Airbus Jr]

Wait a minute you said u have hair in the ass?

How is that even posible?

Spoiler: About that hairy ass

Im actually curious on how it looks

 

[JordanN]

Lots of facial hair. Before I had a beard, I was always mistaken for a teenager in public. But now I get comments that I look 2 or 3x my age.

 

[appaws]

I'm smoother than an Olympic swimmer.

You're a black dude, right? So that would be the norm...?

I got laser hair removal everywhere except my legs.

Really? Are you a guy?

 

[Forsythia]

Quite hairy, but I'm not a sasquatch yet. Might get there within 10 years.

 

[M1chl]

Not really, I have few hair here and there, only last year my facial hair started to grow. I have ton of hair on my head, it's weird. I have to cut it often...

 

[Kabelly]

i like this thread

 

[Elektro Demon]

Average I guess. I'm above average in the groin department, I've never shaven my private parts cuz I'm no simp.

 

[p_xavier]

Really? Are you a guy?

Yeah, my boyfriend prefers a smooth guy.

 

[teezzy]

Have I told you guys about the hair on my legs? The kids loved it!

Wanna hear about Corn Pop?!

 

[Deleted member 1159]

My wife and I recreate that scene from Malcom in the Middle before we go on vacations

 

[Classicrockfan]

Very

 

[Stouffers]

My body hair is very odd. I have a dense hairy chest, hump and small of back. My arm hair starts about 2 inches above my elbow and billows down to mid hand. My ass and pubis are an ill-groomed lawn of assorted shrubbery. My legs sport the Irish-wisp.. Just random tufts of lite, daddy-long-leg hairs. My toes have a healthy coat.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

My body hair is very odd. I have a dense hairy chest, hump and small of back. My arm hair starts about 2 inches above my elbow and billows down to mid hand. My ass and pubis are an ill-groomed lawn of assorted shrubbery. My legs sport the Irish-wisp.. Just random tufts of lite, daddy-long-leg hairs. My toes have a healthy coat.

I always knew your avy is actually a photo of you.

 

[TrainedRage]

Not very.

 

[lock2k]

Not much in my body, however my head is full of hair and I'm thankful for that