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[West Texas CEO]

What or who turned you on today? Were you able to remain the king of your castle or did you surrender to the horniness and cup yourself into oblivion?

Yesterday, my friend messaged me on Words with Friends... and seeing her name made me instantly aroused, haha. It doesn't take much to turn this dude on.

I'm out of town, so I had to suffer until the feeling went away. ugh.

So, on a scale of 1-10 , how's your libido?

 

[nush]

Me so hooorny.

 

[AlteredForms]

Add this as a poll category:

 

[funkygunther]

You weren’t in your hometown so you couldn’t have a crafty wank? I think that counts as a sexual dysfunction.

 

[Rentahamster]

You have to divide by zero to figure out how horny I am

 

[West Texas CEO]

You weren’t in your hometown so you couldn’t have a crafty wank? I think counts as a sexual dysfunction.

How crafty can you get in a dank motel room?

 

[funkygunther]

How crafty can you get in a dank motel room?

it probably scales with horniness, might as well add to the decor

 

[West Texas CEO]

might as well add to the decor

LMAO!

 

[MrS]

8

 

[West Texas CEO]

Add this as a poll category:

I can do you one better:

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Not too horny actually. Pretty low sex drive.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Javthusiast]

 

[Spukc]

 

[teezzy]

It's been 2 years for me

I've never in my life gone even half this time without some sort of ass

I stopped trying idk

 

[chromhound]

6 . I haven't clap some cheeks in a year lol. More focus in my investments lol

 

[Tschumi]

Conditional. On my own i can get up to a 7. With my girl i regularly hit 11 and get advised to calm down.

It's the precedent, it's what she already has done, and the implications thereof.. grrrrrrrr

 

[Polygonal_Sprite]

You got a hard on because you saw the name of your friend on a text app?…

 

[Insane Metal]

With my lady around it's >10 tbh. When not with her, 5 maybe.

Also

 

[mortal]

 

[Keihart]

Poll needs a new option.

"As horny as John McAfee"

 

[haxan7]

0/10 not horny at all

Spoiler

 

[haxan7]

With my lady around it's >10 tbh. When not with her, 5 maybe.

Also

got me listening to Korn now

 

[Rockondevil]

Always good to go.

 

[Blade2.0]

I'm either zero or ten. No in between

 

[Mossybrew]

Just turned 48. I have my moments, but way way less horny than I used to be. It's actually nice to not be ruled by my dick these days.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

10

When I'm feeling it, I can feel my whole body start pulsating. I'm good at controlling it, though.

 

[The Pleasure]

Me so hooorny.

Do the chinese adult clubs love you long time?

 

[Ailynn]

...and I'm totally fine with that.

 

[nush]

Do the chinese adult clubs love you long time?

Of course.

 

[Bullet Club]

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[Star-Lord]

 

[rofif]

Used to be 10 all the time as a teen. Now over 30 and it depends. Maybe 5

 

[Insane Metal]

Uh huh..............................................

 

[darrylgorn]

40 and I still jizz my pants

 

[Insane Metal]

40 and I still jizz my pants

Good to know I'm not alone lol

 

[Artoris]

8

Judging by the grin on your avatar, I would have thought at least 10

 

[Kev Kev]

40 and I still jizz my pants

like, on command or...?

 

[thefool]

As I get older I'm definitely way less horny. My libido fluctuates a bit, there's periods where I can easily not do a lot while in others it comes like a wave that is insatiable.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I'd rather not talk about it

 

[gamescoltsfan]

Probably as horny as fbi/dea/ice sex traffickers.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I put 7 but with out some kind of benchmark, it's meaningless.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I put 7 but with out some kind of benchmark, it's meaningless.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I'm 50. I can only get to 2-3 weeks without release before thoughts of sex start to get distracting. I've actually got hornier as I've got older bizarelly.

 

[Lupingosei]

This helps

 

[nemiroff]

Seeing a bicycle with a step-through frame is enough to get me going.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Maiden Voyage watch The Lighthouse and you'll get the reference =P

 

[poppabk]

I'm a 1 half the time and a 10 the other half so I put an average of 5.