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[Men_in_Boxes]

On average how many clean egg breaks do you go before cracking an egg and seeing a little shell piece fall in the mix?

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[BigBooper]

I practically never do that. Maybe 10?

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I practically never do that. Maybe 10?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I practically never do that. Maybe 10?

Same. I didn't realize it was difficult.

 

[AJUMP23]

I do it with one hand and never get shell in the bowl.

my other hand I busy doing cool stuff.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

I want everyone above this comment banned immediately.

 

[Fbh]

It's variable.

If I'm making a cake or some other recipe that needs a lot of eggs I'll crack 5-6 with no issues.

If I'm making specifically 1 or 2 fried eggs I'll get shells in the pan with 100% certainty

 

[Soodanim]

I’m going to deviate from the topic entirely for a minute and mention how weird it always looks to me when I see completely white eggs. In the UK eggs are brown/speckled, and the white egg although natural seems to me like it lines up with aspects of American culture - reminiscent of things like unnaturally white teeth, weird perfect grass rules for lawns, etc.

Anyway, it’s about 2-3 eggs before the egg shell becomes a scooper, based on my standard portion size. Rarely do more to test larger amounts and give an accurate answer. Sometimes I crack none, sometimes mistakes are made.

 

[Nobody_Important]

I don't? You just gotta be careful breh.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I want everyone above this comment banned immediately.

That includes you, my friend

 

[Kilau]

Have you learned nothing from the zoomers?

 

[Raven117]

I crack'em one handed. Can usually get about 3 before I get some shell in there.

Two handed...psh...

 

[Deleted member 1159]

almost zero, except when my toddler wants to “help”

 

[Corgi1985]

Zero because I'm an adult

 

[Nobody_Important]

zoomers?

 

[SatansReverence]

Cant vote, no suitable option for a functioning adult.

Cant remember the last time I fucked up cracking an egg. Maybe a couple years ago?

 

[thefool]

I eat the egg without cracking the shell.

 

[haxan7]

I just look at the egg and it cracks on its own. It happens with mirrors too sometimes.

 

[Taxexemption]

Some of this depends on your technique. If you break it on a jagged edge the edge causes the shell to go further inward, and this seems to increase the chance that you get shell. Breaking them on a flat surface like a counter in my experience will very rarely result in getting shell in. I pretty regularly drop an egg into ramen, and I almost never get shell in.

 

[swarley64]

This hasn’t happened to me for the past 8 years I’d guess

 

[Relativ9]

I can't remember the last time this happened?

 

[Knch]

On average how many clean egg breaks do you go before cracking an egg and seeing a little shell piece fall in the mix?

Names will be displayed publically in the poll to identify our God King(s).

Crack it on the table or against another egg instead of on the edge of your (tiny as shit, or any) bowl.

 

[infinitys_7th]

I eat probably 18-24 eggs a week, and I can't remember the last time a bit of shell got left behind, even when separating yolks with the shell shuffle.

 

[Star-Lord]

Today I discovered I'm completely inept at breaking eggs.

It's a fan-fucking-tastic day.

 

[GymWolf]

Just learn the hannibal technique guys

 

[Tschumi]

I've had shell in my egg twice in the last two years, but i haven't cracked many eggs so I'll just say once every 6 times

 

[Woffls]

tiny bits all the time… big bits never

 

[AJUMP23]

My 7 year old was cracking eggs this morning and didn't get any shell in the bowl. He cracked 4 eggs.

 

[AJUMP23]

OP i thought about this a little and I think you are using to much force when cracking an egg. It doesn't take a lot to crack an egg.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

I feel bad for your yolks OP

I can crack hundreds with no shell. one handed splitting too.

is this a common challenge to many?

 

[Trogdor1123]

I did 16 the other day... Usually around 7 or 8 though

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Like over time? Or are you suggesting we make a NeoGAF competition with the sole purpose of wasting eggs because some men just want to watch the world burn? I mean, I've never been in a scenario where I'd need to crack over seven eggs.