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[Substance]

Uhhh, you'll be able to deflect the fucking bullets?

You need the force to do that buddy. Check your midichlorian count!

 

[kgHavok23]

Uhhh, you'll be able to deflect the fucking bullets?

:lol

 

[Iceman]

I would assume that the lightsaber would come with a free injection of midichlorians.

 

[Ristamar]

"No injection for you, bitch!"

 

[ManDudeChild]

I wouldn't want a lightsaber without a shit load of training first. Using a weapon that has no weight? Yeah, that's a good way to stay in one piece.

 

[flsh]

Up to almost as much as the star wars geeks at eBay will pay for my light saber of course
I don't want a light saber. What good is it if the only thing it rules for (slicing people in half) will get me in prison after one happy hour?

 

[joshschw]

oh, I used to have a link to a forum where its super cool members were attempting to build real lightsabers. :lol funniest stuff ever. i lost the link though :-((..

 

[mrklaw]

Uhhh, you'll be able to deflect the fucking bullets?

uhhh, you'll need the force for that. I don't think they come with an 'automatically reflect bullets' switch.

 

[fallout]

uhhh, you'll need the force for that. I don't think they come with an 'automatically reflect bullets' switch.

Well, I don't think they come with a self-sustaining beam of plasma either, but whatever.

 

[whytemyke]

yeah. lightsabers were used a long, long time ago... and we've only had bullets for a couple hundred years. so obviously, they weren't built with the intent of stopping bullets, STUPIDS!!!

 

[psycho_snake]

I could just imagine someone from GAF making a real lightsaber and running around their block shouting "I have the force, I HAVE THE FORCE!!!!!!!!"

 

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