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[Star Power]

Goodbye, cruel world.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Er... don't do it?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

with my nuts on yo' tonsils.

 

[Trakball]

just don't poke your eye out, man. That shit doesn't kill you, it just horribly disfigures you.

 

[Socreges]

Just make sure you get some value out of that new mp3 player first.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

let us know if you succeed!

 

[yoshifumi]

can i have your belongings?

 

[Star Power]

let us know if you succeed!

I'll be sure to update you guys.

 

[Chipopo]

Can you have a bowl of this orange greenbean shit before you go? It'd help me out, and it just might do you in. two birds one stone.

 

[Monk]

DON'T GO FOR THE PILLS MAN! I nearly made myself permanently paralysed attempting it that way.

Best bet: Bullet through brain.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

I'll be sure to update you guys.

:lol but if you're serious, don't fucking do it!

 

[Star Power]

DON'T GO FOR THE PILLS MAN! I nearly made myself permanently paralysed attempting it that way.

Best bet: Bullet through brain.

I was planning on pushing a knife through my skull. Then, have my family stare at my blood splattered pillow, knowing that they could have stopped me from killing myself had they paid any attention to the multitude of warning signs I sent.

 

[yoshifumi]

I was planning on pushing a knife through my skull. Then, have my family stare at my blood splattered pillow, knowing that they could have stopped me from killing myself had they paid any attention to the multitude of warning signs I sent.

that sounds really really inefficient and painful.

 

[Jak140]

Well if you're going to go through with it, don't cut your wrists or some stupid pussy shit like that. Jump out of an exploding helicopter without a parachute while wrestling a bear or something. Really, that's like twenty years of living compacted into thirty seconds anyway, so it's not like you'd be missing anything great by not killing yourself.

 

[Sumidor]

Er... don't do it?

with my nuts on yo' tonsils.

Just make sure you get some value out of that new mp3 player first.

let us know if you succeed!

can i have your belongings?

Can't you just feel the love?

 

[Star Power]

that sounds really really inefficient and painful.

The story of my life, dear friend.

 

[iapetus]

On the whole, suicide is a bad thing. I give it a 2/10.

 

[Liono]

Want to talk about it Champ?

Seriously, if you want anything constructive from an internet forum you're going to have to give us details.

 

[BuddyC]

This thread will undoubtedly encapsulate everything that is wrong with the Internet.

Some will take this seriously and attempt to convince Star Power of his self-worth.

Others will take it as a joke.

Still yet others will offer advice on the methods thereof ending one's life.

Then the thread will be locked, with the chance of Star Power being banned. It may, or may not, at one point deviate into an argument about the ethics of suicide.

 

[crisdecuba]

Suicide - a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Don't do it.

~Cris

 

[Dilbert]

This thread will undoubtedly encapsulate everything that is wrong with the Internet.

Some will take this seriously and attempt to convince Star Power of his self-worth.

Others will take it as a joke.

Still yet others will offer advice on the methods thereof ending one's life.

Then the thread will be locked, with the chance of Star Power being banned. It may, or may not, at one point deviate into an argument about the ethics of suicide.

You left out the advice about blowjobs.

 

[Star Power]

I'm too much of a pussy to actually kill myself.


I made this thread to poke fun at myself. That always helps.

 

[RaymondCarver]

let us know if you succeed!

That's the best response.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

See a therapist. It helps a lot.

edit: or stab a knife into your head...

 

[Monk]

I was planning on pushing a knife through my skull. Then, have my family stare at my blood splattered pillow, knowing that they could have stopped me from killing myself had they paid any attention to the multitude of warning signs I sent.

Actually if you are going for the guilt trip, aim through the eye to the centre of your head. When a bullet goes through the eye, the impact expands the impact and it will leave a bigger hole at the back of your head.

 

[Vormund]

Assuming you're serious...don't do it.

I always think of other people who are sick and dying, who want to keep living, but obviously their time comes.

What is so bad that really makes you think that this is the only answer? There is always more than one path.

 

[Socreges]

Want to talk about it Champ?

Seriously, if you want anything constructive from an internet forum you're going to have to give us details.

Or at least avoid the clichés.

Not to mention that you DID just settle on purchasing an mp3 player. So any seriousness in this thread is probably just on a whim and will pass after you get some food in your stomach.

 

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[BuddyC]

You left out the advice about blowjobs.

That, my dear friend, encapsulates everything that is right with the Internet.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Did you do it yet?

 

[Star Power]

There aren't any buildings that tall near my house.

 

[slayn]

not that I'd ever kill myself, but I always figured if I was going to I'd at least fuck someone up along the way. One of my ideas:

buy a gun.
walk up to an attractive girl. Put on a sad/pathetic face
"will you go out with me?"
"No."
"oh... okay."
shoot yourself in the head in front of her.

might as well make someone remember you for the rest of their lives ;P

 

[mattx5]

Seeing as how no one here knows whether he's being serious or not, I don't think anybody should be treating this as a joke.

 

[Trakball]

What about getting someone to kill you?

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

Are you like 14?
If not don't do it.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

not that I'd ever kill myself, but I always figured if I was going to I'd at least fuck someone up along the way. One of my ideas:

buy a gun.
walk up to an attractive girl. Put on a sad/pathetic face
"will you go out with me?"
"No."
"oh... okay."
shoot yourself in the head in front of her.

might as well make someone remember you for the rest of their lives ;P

slayn spoke in class today.

 

[Trakball]

not that I'd ever kill myself, but I always figured if I was going to I'd at least fuck someone up along the way. One of my ideas:

buy a gun.
walk up to an attractive girl. Put on a sad/pathetic face
"will you go out with me?"
"No."
"oh... okay."
shoot yourself in the head in front of her.

might as well make someone remember you for the rest of their lives ;P

What if she says yes though? That's kind of a brilliant, life-affirming/ah, fuck it situation if there ever was one!

 

[slayn]

What if she says yes though? That's kind of a brilliant, life-affirming/ah, fuck it situation if there ever was one!

well, then obviously you don't kill yourself. You get hot pussy. Then, either you live a happy life with this women for the rest of your life or you break up. Then this situation has either convinced you to continue living, in which case, crisis over, or you still want kill yourself in which case you move on to yet another hot chick.

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

not that I'd ever kill myself, but I always figured if I was going to I'd at least fuck someone up along the way. One of my ideas:

buy a gun.
walk up to an attractive girl. Put on a sad/pathetic face
"will you go out with me?"
"No."
"oh... okay."
shoot yourself in the head in front of her.

might as well make someone remember you for the rest of their lives ;P

OR point the gun AT her, then ask "will you go out with me?"

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

DON'T GO FOR THE PILLS MAN! I nearly made myself permanently paralysed attempting it that way.

Best bet: Bullet through brain.

Medulla oblongata.

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

not that I'd ever kill myself, but I always figured if I was going to I'd at least fuck someone up along the way. One of my ideas:

That reminds me of a story I heard.

So you had these two guys who hated eachother, one of them ahd a gun and shot the other guy, but in the knee, they found the shooter, and arrested him, someone asked him why in the knee, he replied, " Everytime he take a step, he remember me." :lol

Alwel, I hope this guy isn't serious

 

[Cloudy]

You're watching the Lakers game too?

 

[DarthWoo]

I did a poll on my deviantArt account once. It seems that most people, if forced to choose a suicide method, would choose some sort of drug overdose or poisoning, many preferring the Kevorkian-type euthanasia. Death by impact or gunshot followed close behind, but both combined didn't match the first.

 

[Vieo]

When life seems pretty cruddy, just remember: It can't rain every day.

 

[dog$]

I'm too much of a pussy to actually kill myself.

It's not hard.

1) Pull car into garage.
2) Make sure all doors are closed.
3) Sit inside car.
4) Start car.
5) Let car idle until you take a nap.

I made this thread to poke fun at myself.

Old, but appropriate:

 

[funkmasterb]

EDIT: This girl is TASTY!

 

[Star Power]

 

[slayn]

I still think one of the best ways to go (and cheapest! Assuming equipment is already in place) would be guillotine. I mean thers no way that would hurt much, you'd be dead already.

 

[dog$]

Quit posting images and go park the car in your garage.

 

[Star Power]

I don't have a car.