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[Triumph]

If you wanted to be truly hardcore, you'd eat a shit ton of popcorn seeds and then go sit in a sauna.

But anyway, you shouldn't do it unless you've got some horrible disease or condition, or maybe if you're Olimario using a joke account.

 

[belgurdo]

Seek Foobar's avatar for answers

 

[Unresponsive Bee Victim]

You should slit your wrist downwards while listening too linkin park in your room.

Or

Sawed off+ Bath Tub= street cred

 

[Outdoor Miner]

For a good minute I sat there trying to figure out what the spoiler text said. :lol

 

[MIMIC]

Webcam + pills = GAF fun

 

[demon]

DO EET!

DOOO EEEEEEEEEEET!!

 

[radioheadrule83]

If you care about anyone you know, you won't do it.
Suicide is selfish.

Just be miserable and get a drink problem / videogame addiction like the rest of us!

 

[Trakball]

Suicide is also painless

 

[demon]

Just remember, it's

not

 

[Jim Bowie]

If I was to kill myself, I'd probably hang myself in the middle of the room, with my hands brought out so it looks as if I'd been crucified. I would also castrate myself and place the bits in a bowl by my feet, and carve "YOU DID THIS TO ME" into my stomach with razors.

Or, I'd drown myself in a bucket of pig's blood, but not before gutting myself and letting my intestines spill out on the floor. Then, I'd bury a knife deep in the small of my back, which is cramming down a note that says, "2 6 3 8 DONT OPEN BOX DONT GOD DON".

 

[fart]

i tlod u i wuz hardcore

 

[Jotaro]

Against bad fortune, show good heart. Against bad fortune, good heart, people.

 

[Trakball]

If I was to kill myself, I'd probably hang myself in the middle of the room, with my hands brought out so it looks as if I'd been crucified. I would also castrate myself and place the bits in a bowl by my feet, and carve "YOU DID THIS TO ME" into my stomach with razors.

Or, I'd drown myself in a bucket of pig's blood, but not before gutting myself and letting my intestines spill out on the floor. Then, I'd bury a knife deep in the small of my back, which is cramming down a note that says, "2 6 3 8 DONT OPEN BOX DONT GOD DON".

ii style bonus !!

 

[FortNinety]

Get a LiveJournal.

 

[NLB2]

I was planning on pushing a knife through my skull. Then, have my family stare at my blood splattered pillow, knowing that they could have stopped me from killing myself had they paid any attention to the multitude of warning signs I sent.

You were gonna kill yourself to make your family feel guilty? How pathetic is that?

 

[hXc_thugg]

That reminds me of a story I heard.

So you had these two guys who hated eachother, one of them ahd a gun and shot the other guy, but in the knee, they found the shooter, and arrested him, someone asked him why in the knee, he replied, " Everytime he take a step, he remember me." :lol

Alwel, I hope this guy isn't serious

Supposedly the IRA would use hand drills to drill holes into the knee-caps of Protestants and such, so that everytime they walked they would remember that day.

 

[Mermandala]

Become one with your inner Nintendo. Disconnectivity is the future. Your soul will go third party.

 

[Crow]

Seriously- No

Otherwise - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

[Deleted member 1235]

put your head in the oven with a note on your back that says

"No Funeral"

 

[beerbelly]

Suicide is nothing to joke about. I'm surpised this thread is still up.

 

[pnjtony]

I have to agree suicide is totally lame and sooooo Seattle grunge 90's

If you've got such a case of the "fuck-its" that you'd think about killing yourself...just channel those fuck-its to annoying everyone around you. Be obnoxious because....who the fuck cares right? Ask EVERY girl out. No fear cause you don't care. You'd prolly be surprised by the results.

You'll be much more happier for it.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Suicide is nothing to joke about. I'm surpised this thread is still up.

Oh come on.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

if you're going to kill yourself do it slowly with sex drugs and rock n roll

 

[Kon Tiki]

Try contracting an STD. They are all the rave today!

 

[Blackace]

Suicide threats are not funny... never in the history of man kind have they been funny...