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[MIMIC]

I walked into a McDonnalds the other day to take a piss...didnt buy anything..... I purposely pissed all over the toilet and floor, missing the bowl completely. I was feeling pissed at everything so i decided to take it out on their bathroom. lol

:lol Shame on you!

 

[Loki]

Crap man, fairly often I will wake up feeling kind of sore because needing to piss doesnt wake me up so it's like holding it in for hours. I need to stop drinking fluids too late at night, I don't want kidney stones.

Well, the "holding it in" thing isn't the biggest contributory factor, so you shouldn't get too alarmed. Inadequate water intake and/or high sugar intake can contribute to the formation of stones, and there is a fairly strong genetic component to it as well. Common kidney stones are composed of calcium oxalate or uric acid; the intake of both of these can be modified by changing your diet. So unless your family has a history of it, you shouldn't worry too much, particularly if you're under 25 years of age. However, keep in mind that this is just what I've heard, and I'm far from an authority on the matter. All I know is that the doctor had mentioned this to my dad because he drives a cab and sometimes used to not pee all day from like 8 AM until 9 PM. So ever since he had the stone, he usually stops a couple of times each day to relieve himself.

 

[Property of Jumpship]

I hate pissing when I have a boner.

Yeah, you pratically have to stand on your head.

 

[Property of Jumpship]

Or hunch over like those guys in that Tool video.

 

[Tarazet]

bad idea

 

[SpoonyBard]

uh oh

 

[Chipopo]

This thread has been chock full o' ROFL

 

[Silent_Echo]

This thread rocks. I have also mastered the aim and shoot.

But after sex I always feel the need to sit and piss for some reason. Always takes longer to start the piss stream after blowing a big load, and I'm too lazy to wait it out.

 

[radios shipping overview]

 

[Mama Smurf]

:lol The baseball cap makes that.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Nerds who wear their hats backwards pee standing up and soil their pants. Cool guys with their hats in the appropriate position sit down and pee just right.

 

[APerfectCircle]

that is one of the funniest signs i've ever seen, i would crack up laughing if i ever actually saw one in person.

 

[ralphwiggum]

ahh... the great outdoors solves all of lifes mundaine problems.

 

[fart]

i just piss my pants, dude

 

[Blackcherry]

:lol

 

[J2 Cool]

:lol Man, that sign is awesome! I need to get one for my bathroom. Anyway, yeah, boner pisses suck. I usually gotta lean at a 45 degree angle between tile and wall and then I can hit it.

 

[radios shipping overview]

You guys pee standing up with a boner? Hell, I learned long ago that that was a losing proposition.

 

[Odnetnin]

this thread is useless without pics.

 

[ChrisReid]

Ugh, I literally have nightmares about peeing and missing. It's not that I can't do it, I just really can't stand the thought of the possibility of splatter coming and splashing back onto me. It's not just my pee, it's the combined pee of the 500 other people who used the urinal that day.

 

[DCX]

I hate the splashback when i stand up to pee. I try to hit the bowl in the right place, to create a waterfall effect, but it always gets me

:lol i always do that....although morning piss needs to be taken sitting down becuase the force is twice the speed of sneezing!

DCX

 

[Firest0rm]

Those unfit to use their penis should donate it to people who would make better use of it.

 

[Manics]

What's wrong with sitting to piss? If you're taking a dump, there's invariably some piss that comes out too and you're sitting for that aren't you? What's the difference? Much cleaner to sit down and avoid all the backsplash and getting piss on your pants.