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[Tams]

Which part is weird? Lox is fantastic.

Just... call it salmon.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Just... call it salmon.

It's shorthand for gravlax, which is not an English word. Also, it's not just sliced salmon filet. It's brine cured and sometimes smoked.

I thought it was fairly common to have unique names for cured meats like jamon serrano, prosciutto, soppresato, etc.

 

[dr_octagon]

Smoked salmon, sliced salmon, salmon fillay, brine salmon, vaped salmon.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Smoked salmon, sliced salmon, salmon fillay, brine salmon, vaped salmon.

My favorite variety is salmonella.

 

[dr_octagon]

My favorite variety is salmonella.

Don't be silly.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Don't be silly.

I don't know how.

 

[dr_octagon]

I don't know how.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

dr_octagon begin his day with stale bread smeared richly with chocopasta and a bottle of scotch to get it down.. What a trooper

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Con_Z_ǝdʇ eats granola bars to dissociated from his weekend home made pizza endeavors

 

[jshackles]

Nothing is less American than a breakfast with no bacon

Gotta get that Wendy's breakfast baconator

Spoiler

Actually looks like this:

 

[RJMacready73]

Gotta get that Wendy's breakfast baconator

Spoiler

Actually looks like this:

I'd still hammer the fuck out of it after a decent sess

 

[West Texas CEO]

My favorite variety is salmonella.

That's nnot a salmon, it's a bacteria!

 

[Synless]

Gotta get that Wendy's breakfast baconator

Spoiler

Actually looks like this:

Fact that the breakfast baconator no matter how it looks is the best breakfast sandwich ever created by man or beast.

 

[DragoonKain]

I haven’t eaten a meal before 10 am since high school, which was over 20 years ago. I can’t eat in the mornings. When I eat breakfast food it’s usually lunchtime or as a late night snack. Most breakfast food I don’t like since I hate eggs, and am not really into most of the other stuff. I’m just a waffle guy or a bowl of cereal.

 

[AlteredForms]

I haven’t eaten a meal before 10 am since high school, which was over 20 years ago. I can’t eat in the mornings. When I eat breakfast food it’s usually lunchtime or as a late night snack. Most breakfast food I don’t like since I hate eggs, and am not really into most of the other stuff. I’m just a waffle guy or a bowl of cereal.

You're running off fumes until lunch time? That's got to affect your mind-set and consequently your work.

 

[12Goblins]

looks good, but replace the mocha with an espresso

also that is definitely an american looking croissant

 

[DragoonKain]

You're running off fumes until lunch time? That's got to affect your mind-set and consequently your work.

I don’t get hungry until lunch time. And also my insides can’t handle meals until later in the day even if I was hungry. My first meal of the day is mid afternoon. And it’s usually small. The first thing I eat during the day is something very light. Like a yogurt or something small.

 

[AlteredForms]

I don’t get hungry until lunch time. And also my insides can’t handle meals until later in the day even if I was hungry. My first meal of the day is mid afternoon. And it’s usually small. The first thing I eat during the day is something very light. Like a yogurt or something small.

You need to get that checked out. Insides must be all shredded and unable to handle solid foods it sounds like.

 

[DragoonKain]

You need to get that checked out. Insides must be all shredded and unable to handle solid foods it sounds like.

15 years ahead of you, got it checked out and was diagnosed 15 years ago.

 

[AlteredForms]

15 years ahead of you, got it checked out and was diagnosed 15 years ago.

Sounds like ulcerative colitis or IBS.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Like this, but I can cook it myself.

I'm salivating

Shits all over OPs

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I haven’t eaten a meal before 10 am since high school, which was over 20 years ago. I can’t eat in the mornings. When I eat breakfast food it’s usually lunchtime or as a late night snack. Most breakfast food I don’t like since I hate eggs, and am not really into most of the other stuff. I’m just a waffle guy or a bowl of cereal.

I don't understand people who aren't hungry when they wake up

I could devour a cow

 

[Azurro]

Strawberries. They are packed with fiber and it only took 8 minutes to get market fresh strawberries after going mobile.

 

[DragoonKain]

Sounds like ulcerative colitis or IBS.

Inflammatory Bowel Disease, and gastroparesis.

 

[Loope]

Yeah, I couldn’t eat the croissant so I’m kind of glad it wasn’t any good.


The part where I left my American hotel, walked down the American street, entered the American establishment, ordered in American, and paid with my American Express, and ate it with my American mouth.

American and croissant....

 

[Loope]

I made my self the one Chinese breakfast all white people in China enjoy.

You must name that dish : ostracized omelet.

 

[Max_Po]

American and croissant....

not only that, OP is proud of starting his day getting ripped off. I bet he is a SIMP and paid 22.50 in tip to big chested lesbian that served him.

 

[daveonezero]

I used to spend $150 on breakfast because my gf and I would drink Irish coffees that cost like $12 bucks.

4 Irish coffees ( super good high quality whiskey and real cream)

Chilaquiles and a side usually something sweet like French toast or a pancake

That’s ultimate breakfast. Don’t drink anymore but I have some fond memories of that place we went to.

It's shorthand for gravlax, which is not an English word. Also, it's not just sliced salmon filet. It's brine cured and sometimes smoked.

I thought it was fairly common to have unique names for cured meats like jamon serrano, prosciutto, soppresato, etc.

It’s actually one of the oldest words still used today or something.

I just had bagels and lox today at home.

It’s a great meal. Extra points to make a good scrambled egg with it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

not only that, OP is proud of starting his day getting ripped off. I bet he is a SIMP and paid 22.50 in tip to big chested lesbian that served him.

I tip $69 when served by a big tiddy goth girl.

 

[Celcius]

I usually have some oatmeal (straight out of the box) and graham crackers and water for breakfast these days

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

You must name that dish : ostracized omelet.

It’s actually a crepe with an egg smashed on the outside with a hot dog, chili sauce, hoisin sauce and veggies inside along with Chinese fried dough sticks….well hot dog is pretty generous the true meat is packaged and dried like if a slim Jim were made of hot dog meat. SPAM also works.

 

[GeekyDad]

Gotta get that Wendy's breakfast baconator

Spoiler

Actually looks like this:

I'd still hammer the fuck out of it after a decent sess

Fact that the breakfast baconator no matter how it looks is the best breakfast sandwich ever created by man or beast.

I weep for mankind...

 

[Tams]

You're running off fumes until lunch time? That's got to affect your mind-set and consequently your work.

That's not how it works. Well, it is if you always have breakfast and the subsequent way you eat from that.

I'm not saying it's BIG BREAKFAST (Kellogg's, Nestlé, etc.) pushing breakfast (though they clearly do, just I don't think it changes much), but there has been a societal change in the 'West' at least to elevate its importance.

Breakfast is still my favourite meal.

Plus, breakfast is technically whatever you first eat.

 

[dr_octagon]

Maiden Voyage do you eat porridge?

 

[GymWolf]

I had something similar at the airport where prices are stupidly high and i only payed less than 10 euros...

 

[dr_octagon]

I had something similar at the airport where prices are stupidly high and i only payed less than 10 euros...

Unfortunately, this Americano Tony Soyprano cookie cutter mofo aint too bright.

 

[GymWolf]

Unfortunately, this Americano Tony Soyprano cookie cutter mofo aint too bright.

Who?

 

[dr_octagon]

Who?

Maiden Voyage

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maiden Voyage

 

[dr_octagon]

I know he bought the breakfast to farm reactions. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at restaurant to lie for him.

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This croissant? He's done worse.

That thread! Are you telling me that a man just happens to dream of the same person every night? No! He orchestrated it! Maiden Voyage

He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own thread.

What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was posting memes, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off posting salmon and bagels.

But not our Maiden Voyage ! Couldn't be precious Maiden Voyage ! Trolling us blind! And he gets to be a Gaf Gold member? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

And you - you have to stop him!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Prof_Triangle is on the case !

I know he bought the breakfast to farm reactions. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at restaurant to lie for him.

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This croissant? He's done worse.

That thread! Are you telling me that a man just happens to dream of the same person every night? No! He orchestrated it! Maiden Voyage

He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own thread.

What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was posting memes, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off posting salmon and bagels.

But not our Maiden Voyage ! Couldn't be precious Maiden Voyage ! Trolling us blind! And he gets to be a Gaf Gold member? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

And you - you have to stop him!

The craziest thing about the gold is some kind anonymous stranger gifted me an entire year.

 

[dr_octagon]

Prof_Triangle is on the case !

The craziest thing about the gold is some kind anonymous stranger gifted me an entire year

Welcomb.

It wasn't me but I'll take credit for it.

 

[Badlucktroll]

i like the super rooty tooty fresh n fruity at ihop

 

[Bernd Lauert]

Inflation is a bitch

American tipping culture is out of control.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

i like the super rooty tooty fresh n fruity at ihop

I've never seen such star power before.

 

[ScHlAuChi]

No wonder it says "Serves 3 men" - as if women would touch this disgusting thing!

 

[EverydayBeast]

People are conditioned to eat breakfast.

 

[Umbasaborne]

Thats alotta carbs

 

[TTOOLL]

Inflation is a bitch

That tip…. We need a new tipping thread. It’s been a while