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[Maiden Voyage]

That tip…. We need a new tipping thread. It’s been a while

How much would you tip?

 

[LordCBH]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

Why you got grass clippings on whatever that is?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why you got grass clippings on whatever that is?

You don't put grass clippings on your breakfast?

 

[LordCBH]

You don't put grass clippings on your breakfast?

Perchance I am’nt sophisticated enough.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Perchance I am’nt sophisticated enough.

Spoiler

It's dill

Dill - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[TTOOLL]

How much would you tip?

Here it’s usually 10%, optional. But only at restaurants and bars

 

[dr_octagon]

Here's a tip brah, buy better food. Loughl.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Here's a tip brah, buy better food. Loughl.

Post a pic of your breakfast.

 

[Catphish]

If you paid $30 for breakfast, and didn't get an omelette, hash browns, a short stack of pancakes, some corned beef hash, a side of biscuits and gravy, coffee, and orange juice, you got pwned.

 

[dr_octagon]

Post a pic of your breakfast.

It's not breakfast time yet dough.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It's not breakfast time yet dough.

I will be waiting

 

[dr_octagon]

I will be waiting

 

[gundalf]

Light breakfast for me today since I have a lot of stuff to do.

What? Why has the coke a nutriscore?

 

[gundalf]

I got myself some lox bagel, a few ounces of mocha, a whole damn chocolate croissant and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating breakfast FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd.

Post your breakfast, cause it's not better than mine.

That is actually a nice blend of southern (sweet) and northern (savory) european breakfast, just lacks a cigarette and a good dose of depression.

 

[Neo_Geo]

You're a fucking dumbass for spending $30 on that!

 

[Doom85]

You're a fucking dumbass for spending $30 on that!

 

[Rentahamster]

How much would you tip?

It depends on how well they did the circumcision.

 

[Tams]

It's shorthand for gravlax, which is not an English word. Also, it's not just sliced salmon filet. It's brine cured and sometimes smoked.

I thought it was fairly common to have unique names for cured meats like jamon serrano, prosciutto, soppresato, etc.

I know. But there are plenty of adjectives or adjectival nouns you could use instead that actually tell you what it is.

And 'lox' doesn't even sound like 'lax'.

 

[Loope]

It’s actually a crepe with an egg smashed on the outside with a hot dog, chili sauce, hoisin sauce and veggies inside along with Chinese fried dough sticks….well hot dog is pretty generous the true meat is packaged and dried like if a slim Jim were made of hot dog meat. SPAM also works.

 

[GeekyDad]

I just had three fresh plums and greek yogurt for, what, maybe $3-4 bucks. Mama mia!

Not sure how American it was, but it was almost...sexual.

 

[dr_octagon]

I will be waiting

I had hoisen crispy owl today.

Spoiler

 

[KrakenIPA]

I just had three fresh plums and greek yogurt for, what, maybe $3-4 bucks. Mama mia!

Not sure how American it was, but it was almost...sexual.

Well I don't think fruit and yogurt is American breakfast fare, on account of how healthy and cheap it is. But it can be a sensual meal. Props to you!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I had hoisen crispy owl today.

Spoiler

I just had three fresh plums and greek yogurt for, what, maybe $3-4 bucks. Mama mia!

Not sure how American it was, but it was almost...sexual.

Please don't fuck, thrust, or otherwise make love to the yogurt.

 

[dr_octagon]

Don't @ me brah.

Sudo, dox Maiden Voyage

 

[Punished Miku]

Don't @ me brah.

Sudo, dox Maiden Voyage

It's Sudo Lox. Geez.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Don't @ me brah.

Sudo, dox Maiden Voyage

It's okay, I already found a pic of your breakfast:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/today-oscar-mayer-unveils-hot-dog-flavored-ice-pops-called-cold-dogs.1640794/

 

[GeekyDad]

Please don't fuck, thrust, or otherwise make love to the yogurt.

 

[Raven117]

Calory craving pig you

Get on my level

Sounds great brother <3

This breakfast has its place.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

That's an American breakfast, sir. At best, you are eating a Seattle breakfast.

 

[BusierDonkey]

When I worked retail on the night shift (10:00pm-7:00am) I used to go all-out on making my breakfast because it was technically my supper. Eggs in the basket, bacon, pancakes, waffles, etc. I'd go out for breakfast with my friends from work for breakfast quite often as well.

I haven't had breakfast in a very long time. I haven't had friends for about the same amount of time.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

People are conditioned to eat breakfast.

Conditioned by massive hunger pangs

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That's an American breakfast, sir. At best, you are eating a Seattle breakfast.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Catphish]

That's an American breakfast, sir. At best, you are eating a Seattle breakfast.

 

[LordCBH]

That's an American breakfast, sir. At best, you are eating a Seattle breakfast.

Lawd my mouth is watering. Move the biscuits and gravy to a second plate, add more bacon, and more biscuits and gravy and I’ll open my wallet.

 

[jshackles]

Lawd my mouth is watering. Move the biscuits and gravy to a second plate, add more bacon, and more biscuits and gravy and I’ll open my wallet.

Those are some tiny ass pancakes too - better get a third plate (to hold the larger pancakes) to make it authentically American

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Those are some tiny ass pancakes too - better get a third plate (to hold the larger pancakes) to make it authentically American

Perkins tremendous 12 got me through my drunken 20s.

 

[Spukc]

What in the fuck is this

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

What in the fuck is this

that’s what communists eat

 

[dr_octagon]

My breakfast yoghurt fell out the work fridge this morning, how to sue OP?

 

[Star-Lord]

Lawd my mouth is watering. Move the biscuits and gravy to a second plate, add more bacon, and more biscuits and gravy and I’ll open my wallet.

Biscuits and gravy? As a Brit, I am offended.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My breakfast yoghurt fell out the work fridge this morning, how to sue OP?

First, you need lawyer. This should be easy enough.
Second, you need a case. This... This is where you are fucked.

I am offended.

Typical millennial.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Biscuits and gravy? As a Brit, I am offended.

And I am saddened you dont have them in the UK. Maybe try putting some blood pudding and weak tea on a scone

 

[Bragr]

What in the fuck is this

Brown cheese, it's a normal thing here in Norway. It's one of those things you have to grow up with to like, I assume everyone else would find it disgusting.

 

[dr_octagon]

First, you need lawyer. This should be easy enough.
Second, you need a case. This... This is where you are fucked.

You'll roux the day you made this thread brah. Enjoy your 300 varieties of spray on cheese.

 

[GeekyDad]

Ran a search for Native American breakfast, and this is one of the things that came up.

So...American breakfast, ladies and gents.

 

[LordCBH]

Biscuits and gravy? As a Brit, I am offended.

 

[ScepticMatt]

$30 nets you a excellent breakfest buffet at a five star hotel in Europe. 30 for this seems like a ripoff

 

[Star-Lord]

Typical millennial.

Shut your goddamn whore mouth.

And I am saddened you dont have them in the UK. Maybe try putting some blood pudding and weak tea on a scone

As a Brit, I would never put gravy with what is a true biscuit, and I certainly wouldn't put it with a scone.

You damn Yanks ruin everything.

 

[V1LÆM]

you all eat fancy shit for breakfast. give me the dirtiest disgusting greasiest shit you can make.