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[Odoul]

But Drexl still got his ass fucked up.

And Clarence and Alabama is the scrappiest couple ever. Crazy mofos were made for each other.

 

[CaptainABAB]

Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk

 

[CaptainABAB]

Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.



I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.




Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.





Clifford Worley : You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti : Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley : Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti : Come again?
Clifford Worley : It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti : Yes...
Clifford Worley : So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley : No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti : [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley : Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley : Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

 

[Odoul]

Very funny movie.

And that utter CHAOS at the end was great.

 

[NLB2]

I love how the dad was smart enough to know how to anger the Scicilian into killing him, but stupid enough to leave the address his son was staying at on the fridge.