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I know this is a rather tasteless joke...but I couldn't stop laughing...
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I never get tired of telling this story.
I went to Baskin Robbins (ice cream chain) a few weeks after DE's death. They had a book of custom ice cream cakes you could order for parties and special occasions that included cartoon and sports tie ins. They even had a few NASCAR cakes designs that were topped with a match box car. Before his death I had recalled seeing a DE cake in one of the plastic sleaves. Over a month or two later, not only was the page still in the sleave (easily removeable if they wanted to) but there was a fat assed red sticker with the word DISCONTINUED on it in yellow
I went to Baskin Robbins (ice cream chain) a few weeks after DE's death. They had a book of custom ice cream cakes you could order for parties and special occasions that included cartoon and sports tie ins. They even had a few NASCAR cakes designs that were topped with a match box car. Before his death I had recalled seeing a DE cake in one of the plastic sleaves. Over a month or two later, not only was the page still in the sleave (easily removeable if they wanted to) but there was a fat assed red sticker with the word DISCONTINUED on it in yellow
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
MIMIC said:
Owch, forgive me lord. :lol
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I wish I knew who nick berg was
Probably read from this board but
What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?
Probably read from this board but
What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?
there's 20 of them!
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Eminem said:
Now that's just wrong. Floyd was still awesome after that.
Miburou said:Writing it as "What's the best thing about banging twenty eight year olds" is much better.
I got it cause I heard it before...but, linked to Michael Jackson.
Someone asked me: "Why does Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds?"
Me: "Why?"
Friend:
Because there are twenty-eight of them!
It took me a few seconds before I got that one (because I wasn't looking at the words
)"Banging" just takes it that much further.
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How do you know when the baby has had enough?
One day a young boy woke up feeling sticky. Apparently he had just had a wet dream but didn't realize. Confused, he stuck his hand down his pants and then smelled the substance. Still confused he proceeded to give it a little taste. The first thing he said afterwards...
You hear its pelvis crack!
One day a young boy woke up feeling sticky. Apparently he had just had a wet dream but didn't realize. Confused, he stuck his hand down his pants and then smelled the substance. Still confused he proceeded to give it a little taste. The first thing he said afterwards...
Tastes like mommy's kisses
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vomit
enjoy bell woods
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WHY DID GOD CREATE THE INTERNET.
HE WANTED TO LOOK AT GAY PORN.
HE WANTED TO LOOK AT GAY PORN.
Mike Works
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What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Little Johnnys in a class with a problem with truancys on mondays and general stupidity to boot.
The teacher trys a creative solution by saying that every friday there will be a quiz, the person that answers the question correctly will get monday off. all other absentees will be given detentions and suspensions.
Friday
Teacher: Okay class, tell me, what is the capital of Australia
(Johnnys fucked with no idea)
Janey: It's Canberra Miss!
Teacher: Correct Janey!
Janey has monday off.
Next Friday (and johnnys determined to get this one)
Teacher: Okay class, tell me, who invented the telephone?
(johnny is livid, no idea)
Donny: It's Alexander Graham Bell Miss!
Donny has monday off.
Johnny spends the whole week plotting and comes up with a plan, he purchases 2 black marbles from the store and takes them to class on friday.
Friday afternoon,
Teacher: OKAY KIDS, time for the quiz!
Johnny leans under his desk and rolls the two marbles down the aisle all the way to the teacher which hits her in the foot, the teacher reaches down and picks up the balls, looks at them and says
Teacher: OKAY, Who is the little smart ass with 2 black balls?
Johnny: SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR SEE YA ON TUESDAY!
The teacher trys a creative solution by saying that every friday there will be a quiz, the person that answers the question correctly will get monday off. all other absentees will be given detentions and suspensions.
Friday
Teacher: Okay class, tell me, what is the capital of Australia
(Johnnys fucked with no idea)
Janey: It's Canberra Miss!
Teacher: Correct Janey!
Janey has monday off.
Next Friday (and johnnys determined to get this one)
Teacher: Okay class, tell me, who invented the telephone?
(johnny is livid, no idea)
Donny: It's Alexander Graham Bell Miss!
Donny has monday off.
Johnny spends the whole week plotting and comes up with a plan, he purchases 2 black marbles from the store and takes them to class on friday.
Friday afternoon,
Teacher: OKAY KIDS, time for the quiz!
Johnny leans under his desk and rolls the two marbles down the aisle all the way to the teacher which hits her in the foot, the teacher reaches down and picks up the balls, looks at them and says
Teacher: OKAY, Who is the little smart ass with 2 black balls?
Johnny: SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR SEE YA ON TUESDAY!
samus4ever
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actually pink floyd never had a hit named "the wall", only the album was named that. Plus, they had other hit albums suchs as Mometary Lapse of Reason, and The Division Bell.
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samus4ever said:
Of course, nobody ever died from ramming into an enormous division bell.......
- "Daddy, why is Mommy zigzagging away?"
- "Shut the fuck up and keep passing the bullets"
What do you do after shaking a leper's hand?
What do you call a leper taking a bath?
How do you get a baby out of a mixer?
What's small, red, zigzags, and has 2 antennas?
What's small, green, completely still, and has 2 antennas?
Why did Dodi and princess Diana go through the tunnel?
Who was playing on the radio before princess Diana died?
PS : My favorite tasteless joke works only in French, unfortunately. But for the few who get it, here it goes :
Quelle est la difference entre princess Di et Ronaldo?
Ronaldo, c'est acceleration, petit pont, BUUUUUUT!
Diana, c'est acceleration, grand pont, POTEAU!
- "Shut the fuck up and keep passing the bullets"
What do you do after shaking a leper's hand?
You give it back
What do you call a leper taking a bath?
Aspirin.
How do you get a baby out of a mixer?
With a straw
What's small, red, zigzags, and has 2 antennas?
A baby with 2 forks in his eyes
What's small, green, completely still, and has 2 antennas?
The same baby 3 months later
Why did Dodi and princess Diana go through the tunnel?
To get to the other side
Who was playing on the radio before princess Diana died?
The Crash Test Dummies
PS : My favorite tasteless joke works only in French, unfortunately. But for the few who get it, here it goes :
Quelle est la difference entre princess Di et Ronaldo?
Ronaldo, c'est acceleration, petit pont, BUUUUUUT!
Diana, c'est acceleration, grand pont, POTEAU!
Manabanana
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I never understood the baby jokes. I'm not offended by them, but I've never found them even mildly amusing.
Manabanana
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DJ_Tet said:Do you want me to explain them to you?
See? That was funnier than the baby jokes! I like bad puns
Justin Bailey
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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
What's worse than a hundred dead babies in a hundred trash cans?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
You can't move a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
What's worse than a hundred dead babies in a hundred trash cans?
One dead baby in a hundred trash cans
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
CajoleJuice
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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was tied to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Because he was tied to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
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whats the best thing about being a siamese twin?
having someone to kiss while you wank
Traumahound
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What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
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