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I Love My Mommy

mitch1971

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Transphobe!

Angry Jim Henson GIF by Muppet Wiki
 
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OP, you set up the reminder thread a little on the late side, so I only just now acknowledged my mom's existence. It's all good, though. Played it off like a classic Mother's Day prank.
 

Nobody_Important

“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
My IRL personal mommy made herself available sexually to me tonight because I called in the man related favors. Those jars do not open themselves and those spiders do not just spontaneously die. She bestowed unto me greatest blessings that any one could ever hope for. I was gifted the vison of the Titty and the Spread despite my unholy circumstance. I have never been so hard for so long. Now that I mention it I need to call a doctor.


Seriously though she fucking rocked me tonight and I am not sure that her Va-geen is the holy grail, but after tonight I would be willing to fistfight Jesus over the subject.
 
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