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[Melon]

i as waked by John Day to make thus thread while drunk so here it goes. i love you all and sorry i dontm post much anymore. you guys ar still amazing. alright byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[triplestation]

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Nymphae]

There are 3 of these threads on the first page of your list of threads alone.

 

[Rock And Roll]

It's 9 on the east coast, slow down champ you're gonna be done before midnight.

 

[teezzy]

 

[quickwhips]

Thanks bro. I’ll drink one in your honor.

 

[Jack Peterson]

Who's Gusy?

 

[John Day]

Love ya melonnnnnnn missed these posts!!!

 

[John Day]

Lets drink!!!!

 

[deafmedal]

I’ll drink to that, cheers!

 

[Nymphae]

I highly recommend Crown Royal Maple, enjoying some myself at the moment. Debating whether or not to eat some edibles as well.

 

[Amory]

aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[John Day]

I highly recommend Crown Royal Maple, enjoying some myself at the moment. Debating whether or not to eat some edibles as well.

My fear is eating and it going heavy on me body and cutting the night short. But if i don’t eat... fuck up inminent!

 

[deafmedal]

I highly recommend Crown Royal Maple, enjoying some myself at the moment. Debating whether or not to eat some edibles as well.

I’m a fan of Crystal Head (esp Aurora), just ate some edibles and am now considering some blotter...

I had already planned to party tonight, let’s do this GAF!

 

[ExpandKong]

Hi Melon.

 

[Melon]

Hi Melon.

hellloooooooooooooooooooo <3

 

[Rock And Roll]

Going to finish this bottle of vodka then open up some whiskey. Not a fan of crossing streams but I don't have another bottle of stoli in the reserves and I didn't want to deal with the shitty Ontario liquor store heading into the weekend. You Yanks be happy you can buy booze wherever you want.

 

[deafmedal]

Going to finish this bottle of vodka then open up some whiskey. Not a fan of crossing streams but I don't have another bottle of stoli in the reserves and I didn't want to deal with the shitty Ontario liquor store heading into the weekend. You Yanks be happy you can buy booze wherever you want.

SOME states... here in TX you can only buy bottles in a liquor store between 10am and 9pm and not on Sunday.

 

[quickwhips]

Melon i’m going to finish off this uncle nearest 1856. Then make the greasiest food possible in the morning.

 

[Rock And Roll]

SOME states... here in TX you can only buy bottles in a liquor store between 10am and 9pm and not on Sunday.

I was not aware Texas was that strict even though I've been down there a few times. It's the same deal up here except you can only buy liquor from a single store owned by the provincial government. We only started having grocery stores selling beer 3-4 years ago. Hours were 10am-9pm pre-covid but now they've been shortened. Needless to say, everybody flocks there on the weekends and the lines are insane.

 

[Cunth]

time for an intervention

 

[Tesseract]

hello

 

[J-Roderton]

I knew this was going to be a Melon thread.

 

[Kagey K]

Been a long time since I’ve seen a smashed Melon thread.



Im gonna post some gifs in your honor, cuz DrunkMelon is my fav Melon.

 

[bucyou]

 

[Stouffers]

Enjoy getting drunk while you’re young. It sucks ass when you get older.

 

[MaestroMike]

welcome back and happy bday! nice post count to reaction ratio btw !

 

[brap]

yip

 

[Rock And Roll]

Enjoy getting drunk while you’re young. It sucks ass when you get older.

The trick is to never stop drinking like a retard, that way the hangovers will never catch up with you.

 

[Stouffers]

The trick is to never stop drinking like a retard, that way the hangovers will never catch up with you.

I’ve known many people with mental deficiencies and have yet to meet one with a drinking problem.. well, a drinking alcohol problem.

 

[teezzy]

Enjoy getting drunk while you’re young. It sucks ass when you get older.

Getting sloshed really is not a good look for anyone 30+ tbh.

 

[Stouffers]

Getting sloshed really is not a good look for anyone 30+ tbh.

I’d say anyone over 22. Once you’re out of college, it’s time to get your shit together.

 

[teezzy]

1 year to drink legally. lol

 

[Lionel Richie]

Enjoy getting drunk while you’re young. It sucks ass when you get older.

Am a bit drunk right now, the thing about it is finding the exact amount to drink that won't fuck up your next day. That way you can enjoy the buzz without getting worried about it. Life's all about math.

Seriously, sober life sucks balls. Enjoy a drink now and then (unless you're an alcoholic, then find a different hobby friend).

 

[Stouffers]

1 year to drink legally. lol

Like who decides drinking laws and shit? Old ass people who can no longer enjoy getting trashed/crunk/tore up from the floor up.

 

[triplestation]

Enjoy getting drunk while you’re young. It sucks ass when you get older.

yo thats word up

dicking around on beer with friends at 16 was some of the funnest times

 

[slugbahr]

Been a long time since I’ve seen a smashed Melon thread.



Im gonna post some gifs in your honor, cuz DrunkMelon is my fav Melon.

That's Melon in all those gifs!

 

[Kagey K]

That's Melon in all those gifs!

It was meant to look like a timeline of the night, just imagine it’s the same person in the same place in all the gifs.

 

[Chittagong]

 

[HoodWinked]

 

[Rentahamster]

i love gusy you too

 

[deafmedal]

whew, had a smashing good time lads

 

[Ailynn]

Melon !
We missed ya, girl!

 

[GymWolf]

Lucky guy this gusy dude.

 

[Kagey K]

How Melon head will feel in the morning.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

 

[Kagey K]

Beer goggles; blind...... I’m just trying to unwind.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

I'm drunk 2 rn

Melon is the elvish word for friend

sugoi oppai

hope im not fukt up tmrw akshully

EDIT: I fewll down lol ... Fuuuuuuuk beef jerky is GOOD

 

[Kagey K]

I'm drunk 2 rn

Melon is the elvish word for friend

sugoi oppai

hope im not fukt up tmrw akshully

EDIT: I fewll down lol ... Fuuuuuuuk beef jerky is GOOD

Eat off the floor you goddamn animal.