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[kanjobazooie]

I swear I didn’t mean for this to be a troll thread. I genuinely miss touching COMPUTER mice balls, I really miss their texture. I never thought about the animal when I wrote the stupid title.

I remember once in first or second grade, a COMPUTER mouse in the computer lab was broken and the teacher threw it away. So I extracted the ball from it and took it home with me.
While we're at, I really miss Windows 98 (or whatever the fuck we were using then).

Is there any trivial thing from your childhood that you really miss?


Edit: I wish I proof-read my stupid thread title. Yes, it was meant to be funny. But NOT in a way that involves the animal. I miss touching the balls of the computer mouse. That itself was the joke of the title.

Edit2: English isn't my first language, so the word 'mouse' automatically means the computer input device for me since we just call it by its English name in our everyday life.

Edit3: I swear to god this was an innocent thread.

Edit4: I deserve all of this.

Edit5: I swear again the clickbait was NOT intentional.

Edit6: This thread needs the "account suicide" tag.

Edit7: I swear I'm NOT fishing for a tag.

Edit8: I swear this my last edit. lmao

 

[Tranquil]

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[VN1X]

 

[kanjobazooie]

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I guess I should've mentioned the specific type of my mice balls in the title.

 

[VN1X]

I guess I should've mentioned the specific type of my mice balls in the title.

Already reported you for this absolute degenerate content.

Pretty sure this is illegal in at least a few countries.

 

[Rentahamster]

How can I help, OP?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Already reported you for this absolute degenerate content.

Pretty such this is illegal in at least a few countries.

The mods are gonna get me.

How can I help, OP?

If you can ship me an old 90s mouse that would be nice.

 

[Rentahamster]

If you can ship me an old 90s mouse that would be nice.

Sir, necrophilia costs extra.

 

[Kilau]

Go wild OP.

100 mice nuts.

Another option.

http://www.cablesonline.com/repmousbal.html

 

[kanjobazooie]

Sir, necrophilia costs extra.

I just want your balls.

Go wild OP.

100 mice nuts.

Who needs a 100 of them? lmao (other than me, that is)

 

[Raven117]

I honestly thought this was a Maiden_Voyage thread.

Smacks of his madness.

 

[John Bilbo]

First he touches the mice balls and then he strokes the cock

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Kilau]

I just want your balls.


Who needs a 100 of them? lmao (other than me, that is)

Get a couple thousand make a mouse ball pit and dive in.

 

[GymWolf]

Someone watched too many hamtaro anime episodes...

 

[Catphish]

I enjoyed scraping the dirt off mouse balls with my fingernail.

Nothing like cleaning mouse balls by hand.

 

[kanjobazooie]

I enjoyed scraping the dirt off mouse balls with my fingernail.

Nothing like cleaning mouse balls by hand.

I hope you're talking about my kind of mice balls rather than GAF's.

 

[Catphish]

I hope you're talking about my kind of mice balls rather than GAF's.

Whichever one makes you uncomfortable.

 

[Trunx81]

And here I thought it was about another weird American food like “Pizza rolls”.

Or about feeling Mozzarella in its packaging.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Someone watched too many hamtaro anime episodes...

You misspelled hentai

 

[AJUMP23]

 

[Elder Legend]

EviLore Mod of War: Remastered Can the OP please get this tag line under his name? "Likes touching mice balls" so he will forever remember what he did.

 

[kanjobazooie]

You misspelled hentai

I don't even want to imagine that.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

EviLore Mod of War: Remastered Can the OP please get this tag line under his name? "Likes touching mice balls" so he will forever remember what he did.

How about "Ask me about my tiny balls"?

I don't even want to imagine that.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[V1LÆM]

I was relieved to discover you meant mice balls as in mouse balls in a mouse device used to operate a computer. Not mice balls as in balls on a mouse cause that'd be weird.

You could've just said Computer Mouse Rolling Ball but I guess that's not clickbait enough.

 

[Catphish]

I was relieved to discover you meant mice balls as in mouse balls in a mouse device used to operate a computer. Not mice balls as in balls on a mouse cause that'd be weird.

You could've just said Computer Mouse Rolling Ball but I guess that's not clickbait enough.

Thank you* for your participation in this thread, and in so many others.

*no thank you

 

[V1LÆM]

OP right now

 

[IDKFA]

Real image of the mouse that had his balls touched by the OP.

 

[kanjobazooie]

EviLore Mod of War: Remastered Can the OP please get this tag line under his name? "Likes touching mice balls" so he will forever remember what he did.

"Sad Clown" would be more appropriate.

 

[kanjobazooie]

In another dimension, you all would be discussing this question right now:

Is there any trivial thing from your childhood that you really miss?

I hope I don't dream about mice balls tonight.

 

[Elder Legend]

"Sad Clown" would be more appropriate.

Disagree. You'll get more people to click your profile with what I proposed.

Sad Clown is more fitting for other certain individuals here that I won't mention. Lol.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown kanjobazooie is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am kanjobazooie .' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains

 

[John Bilbo]

I was relieved to discover you meant mice balls as in mouse balls in a mouse device used to operate a computer. Not mice balls as in balls on a mouse cause that'd be weird.

You could've just said Computer Mouse Rolling Ball but I guess that's not clickbait enough.

Ok no more pussyfooting around -- op is such a master baiter I cannot bear it

 

[kanjobazooie]

I remember the time when I wasn't associated with mice balls. It was just a few hours ago.

 

[F0rneus]

Ok now, this is a goddamn party! YEAAH!

 

[mitch1971]

The old 80's light penis better for touching.


I should of left an extra space in there somewhere.

 

[West Texas CEO]

is op tag fishing or what?

 

[kanjobazooie]

is op tag fishing or what?

I swear I'm not. OP does deserve a thread creation ban though.

 

[West Texas CEO]

unironically, those mice balls are bigger than my own testicles.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Never before another user deserves ‘mice balls lover’ tag more. Well done OP.

On topic - I guess I really miss all the physical content that came with games in base version - mouse pads, folded maps, great manuals, etc.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Rentahamster]

I just want your balls.

......grandma? Is that you?

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Imagine:

not having English as your first language + being awake for god knows how many hours after a grilling end of a work week + being nostalgic about old computer mice balls and suddenly remembering a specific moment from your childhood involving them.

That's how you get this stupid thread and its even more stupid title.

Speaking of Bowie, anyone knows where Tschumi is at? Haven't seen them in a long time. Hope they're well.

 

[dr_octagon]

kanjobazooie

Your favourite artist and book

 

[Ammogeddon]

OP have a read of this, you’ll love it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

 

[eddie4]

is op tag fishing or what?

Yes

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

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Mal pensado