• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

I seriously hope I don't get banned for this but...

Status
Not open for further replies.

tt_deeb

Member
I feel this should be shown for those who can handle the content in the below link. Please only go unless you are POSITIVE you are ready to see this.

WARNING (again) : This is not for everyone. If you have a weak stomach, and are easily grossed out and offended. Not for the faint of heart:

edit: Just NO! - Freeburn
 

calder

Member
Quick, someone say what it is so us nosy ppl at work who don't dare look at it can at least know what it was before the thread is locked.
 

Leon

Junior Member
I just got out of bed, so I'm not clicking. Would anyone please just tell everyone else what the hell this is, it'd be appreciated.
 

teiresias

Member
MUST . . . RESIST . . . BUT . . . MUST . . . KNOW . . . WHAT . . . IT . . . IS . . . . . . . NOOOOOO . . . RESIST . . . RESIST . . . PHEW!!
 
teiresias said:
MUST . . . RESIST . . . BUT . . . MUST . . . KNOW . . . WHAT . . . IT . . . IS . . . . . . . NOOOOOO . . . RESIST . . . RESIST . . . PHEW!!

Phew?! What kind of messed up place do you live in to not be phased by THAT?
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Fuck.

On a serious note, you are a bitch. I was at work today, browsing the forums. I saw the thread and told myself not to click on that pic. Well, just my luck, my hearing must of went out on me as my boss crepted up behind me. Well, probably didn't creep but I clicked on that pic...and he wasn't amused. Apparently, my employer's have been monitoring the network and have noticed some 'unappropriate' browsing. I work in a lab, so I thought I was cool since no computer is assigned to one person. Well, he didn't like my browsing 'habits' or how I've been showing up to work 'a lil late'. He wants to bring me in for a formal 'discussion' but told me that my time was 'running short.'

I repeat, you are a bitch. I expect to browse this forum with decency....OR AT LEAST FUCKIN LABEL THINGS. GODDAMN, MUTHERFUCKER....I HOPE YOUR BALLS FALL OFF!!!!

BAN THIS ASSHOLE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!
 

teiresias

Member
Phew?! What kind of messed up place do you live in to not be phased by THAT?

As in, "Phew, I've resisted the urge to click the link and haven't seen it!!"

As for skinnyrattler, I think you really only have yourself to blame for that mess.
 
I guess he achieved his goal.

For those that didn't click it, the pic was just a message telling anyone to click it to say that it was really gross.
 

Dice

Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
-edit-

k thanks snake, now I dont have to be affraid of fake links
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
SolidSnakex said:
I guess he achieved his goal.

For those that didn't click it, the pic was just a message telling anyone to click it to say that it was really gross.

Well, damn thanks for taking the life out of a party.

SSX pissed in the punch. Party's over.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
tt_deeb said:
I seriously hope I don't get banned for this but...
tt_deeb
Banned
:lol

And for the people who looked and were disgusted: he did kind of give you fair warning, although I'm sure whatever it was did warrant a banning (obviously, I didn't look).

EDIT: Ah, I see! What a retarded link.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
dude, why would you ruin the joke after freeburn actually banned him for effect?

- the link is still in the thread, quoted.
 

Kon Tiki

Banned
SolidSnakex said:
He's banned and the link is gone. The party was already over. :p

This thread coulc of been a legend. The fact that the link is gone, made the thread even more exciting.

Edit your post.

SolidSnakex
Painful to Read and all-round Party Pooper
(Today, 10:46 AM)

Not enough. Mods edit his post.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
everyone did pretty well with their replies, skinny might have gone a bit overboard with his, "I'm fired cause of this shit!" Good stuff though.
 
V

Vennt

Unconfirmed Member
It's too late, it's ruined, Horse has bolted, Party is ovar!

Boo, Hiss.

:|


Freeburn.
 

Alcibiades

Member
I don't know if it was his purpose or not, but I thought the mod was getting in on the act...

Get it, after the link is removed, then everbody who DIDN"T click on it will want to have known what it was and people would just go on about how disgusting and how "you don't wanna know" and well, that would have been hilarious...

-100 SSX for jumping the gun
 
V

Vennt

Unconfirmed Member
Teddman said:
Haven't seen something quite like this done before, rare in the jaded world of forums.

Bravo!

I know, I know, but hey, one day GA forums will have a hoax as original as "Mina is a women" and "Alphasnake can travel safely without needing splints" I swear we will :p


Freeburn.
 

Teddman

Member
Hunh... actually I wasn't being sarcastic though, seriously. :lol

Hey, the BuddyC/Alpha/Serphitia hoax wasn't all that bad, cheer up.
 

Alcibiades

Member
Teddman said:
Haven't seen something quite like this done before, rare in the jaded world of forums.

Bravo!

totally...

it reminds me of when someone wants to know you're secret or something important and then you whisper in someone else's ear "pretend I just told you something big and you can't believe it" and that other person get's all annoyed (although this act has been done to death in real life)...

but, in the world of forums I hadn't seen this one done...
 

andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
efralope said:
I don't know if it was his purpose or not, but I thought the mod was getting in on the act...

Get it, after the link is removed, then everbody who DIDN"T click on it will want to have known what it was and people would just go on about how disgusting and how "you don't wanna know" and well, that would have been hilarious...

-100 SSX for jumping the gun

Thanks, now explain that for all our listener's out there.

HEY EVERYBODY, GATHER ROUND WHILE THE NEW GUY EXPLAINS HOW THE FORUM WORKS!

WOW, IT'S MAGICAL...THE FORUM MUST RUN ON FAIRY DUST!!!
 

LakeEarth

Member
I can't tell if it's really a bad pic or if all the assholes in this forum are just pretending to make us too scared to click the link.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom