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I slept with a stripper last night (No, I’m not bragging)

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thom

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I met a nice girl (who just so happened to be a stripper) a couple weeks back through a mutual friend. We talked for a bit, hit it off, exchanged numbers and set up a date for last night. We went out to dinner and enjoyed a nice evening walking around the local promenade. She is a really cool, gorgeous girl and didn’t fit any type of stripper/slut stereotype that I was at first a little apprehensive of. When I dropped her off at her home I was invited in and within a half an hour of glances and heightened flirting, we were all over each other.

I ended up spending the night and the feeling between us for the most part was good, a lot of spooning and cuddling it didn’t feel too out of the ordinary, it actually felt good and not like the usual example of a “hit it then quit it” one night stand.

When I left her house this morning and started my drive back home (she and I live about 45 minutes apart) I started to think about her and the evening. I’ve only been to one strip club in my life on my 18th birthday and have to admit I generally view strip clubs as trashy, full of sad pathetic losers that have to pay a girl to sit on their lap. Thinking about this it started to sway my opinion towards her. This may be pathetically psychosomatic but on the drive home my upper lip was feeling somewhat dry and sore like the beginnings of a cold sore. The “idiot gear” is starting to kick in and simply because she is a stripper I am dying to know about her sexual history.

She and I have been talking on the phone off and on for most of the evening and it really doesn’t seem like a one night stand situation because she keeps trying to solidify a second date. With the exception of my newfound inadequacy towards her job I really do like this girl and would like to get to know her but I have some questions that are killing me.

I’ve read a lot of similar threads on sex and love and I really value and respect the opinion of a lot of GAF members. With that said I have to ask:

How do I go about asking her without coming off as forceful or offensive if she has herpes or any other std? Or just general questions about her sexual history?





Thanks


P.S. Just thought I'd note for the hell of it she is a massive old school Nintendo fan and has a nice little collection of N-consoles and games (everything except Cube) in her living room.
 

way more

Member
"Safe sex is very important to me and before I get into a relationship situation I would like to get tested/some information."

If it sounds stupid just know I have friend who says this.
 
don't ask her shit, just go to the clinic and get yer dick checked. Strippers fucking dudes for money is just too common to take the risk.
 

StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Seriously, alot of strippers go from stripper to prostitute in the VIP rooms at clubs.. if I were you I would go get blood work done.
 

thom

Member
mac said:
"Safe sex is very important to me and before I get into a relationship situation I would like to get tested/some information."

If it sounds stupid just know I have friend who says this.



That's...perfect.

It's simple and exactly what/how I should ask her. Jesus, I feel like an idiot, I've been running myself ragged on this for most of the day.

Thanks Mac
 

BuddyC

Member
Just bring up that you want to be safe. It's not an easy question to ask sure, but..well...better safe than sorry, I guess.

In my experience, it's usually best to not know all the details of a partner's past sexual history - just whether or not they have any STDs.

When you get tested the bloodwork isn't too bad, but the cotton swab man, that's what kills you.
 

Miguel

Member
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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
thom said:
That's...perfect.

It's simple and exactly what/how I should ask her. Jesus, I feel like an idiot, I've been running myself ragged on this for most of the day.

Thanks Mac

you know, you should hit the shit out of it before you ask that.. in case she gets offended and calls it off.. I mean, if she has something, you probably allready have it anyway.
 

Matlock

Banned
I'm a cow girl
Bang bi-doo bang

People say that I'm a bad girl
And I enjoy it all the time
I'm livin' in a sad world
But I know what's on my mind

I am free as a bird
Even though you tell me that I can't fly
I ain't easy to hurt
I have a perfect life and now I'm telling you why

I'm a cowgirl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
And I'm shootin' all around
I'm a cow girl
I get straight to the source
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad

I'm a cow girl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
Stayin' right on the course
I'm a cowgirl
And I'm happy with that
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad
 

doncale

Banned
"hey girl, who have you slept with and who have you had sex with, all they way back to childhood? I gotta know cause I like you and I'm curious, and I need to know" please be honest, I'm hot for you"


:)
 

miyuru

Member
Just ask her straight up. She's a stripper, so she especially won't take offence, because obviously STDs are something she'd be pretty aware of as well.
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
"Hi, um, you haven't seen anyone that's had their dicks turn to dust and disappear, have you???"
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Matlock said:
I'm a cow girl
Bang bi-doo bang

People say that I'm a bad girl
And I enjoy it all the time
I'm livin' in a sad world
But I know what's on my mind

I am free as a bird
Even though you tell me that I can't fly
I ain't easy to hurt
I have a perfect life and now I'm telling you why

I'm a cowgirl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
And I'm shootin' all around
I'm a cow girl
I get straight to the source
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad

I'm a cow girl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
Stayin' right on the course
I'm a cowgirl
And I'm happy with that
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad

I feel so ashamed when I dance to that song on DDR. :p
 

Malleymal

You now belong to FMT.
honestly, u should have asked this question to the GAF BEFORE you SMASHED that ASS... honestly, Trust me I know what its like to want to do it REALL bad and just say fuck it, I have done that before, but there has to be some unwritten law that goes for when you deal with a stripper...
 

Defensor

Mistaken iRobbery!
Matlock said:
I'm a cow girl
Bang bi-doo bang

People say that I'm a bad girl
And I enjoy it all the time
I'm livin' in a sad world
But I know what's on my mind

I am free as a bird
Even though you tell me that I can't fly
I ain't easy to hurt
I have a perfect life and now I'm telling you why

I'm a cowgirl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
And I'm shootin' all around
I'm a cow girl
I get straight to the source
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad

I'm a cow girl
And I'm ridin' on my horse
Bang bi-doo bang
Stayin' right on the course
I'm a cowgirl
And I'm happy with that
Bang bi-doo bang
It's so good to be bad

LOL Matlock
 

DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
:lol

I'd never stay at a broads house, especially a stripper. You wouldn't feel too good if some dudes ran up in her spot while you were butt-ass nekkid...

ow do I go about asking her without coming off as forceful or offensive if she has herpes or any other std? Or just general questions about her sexual history?

:lol You're supposed to go through all that before you lay pipe, not after. Either way she'll more than likely just lie if she likes you.

In the future, hit and run.
 
thom said:
How do I go about asking her without coming off as forceful or offensive if she has herpes or any other std? Or just general questions about her sexual history?

Honestly, there probably isn't a real tactful way to bring it up. Did you use a rubber the first time? If not, I'd kind of drop the hint that it's very unlike you and that you're concerned. Don't actually ask about it, just drop a hint that it's a concern and something you've never done before. Hopefully she'll volunteer the information, albeit a little. But at least she'll be the one bringing up the history and not you and then you can probe a little further.

Hopefully anyway.
 

Stuggernaut

Grandma's Chippy
She's a damn stripper...

You know there is a stereotype, we know there is a stereotype, she surely knows it too.

Just come right out and say it...you just met her, it's perfectly fine.

I say just flat out ask. If she gets pissed off...who cares, you just met, and she is a stripper!
 

bjork

Member
Got a friend who used to strip in Vegas. It's not all "wave a fiver and get action" like people make it out to be. She said that there were nights the girls could've made money by doing things like that, but why would they want to get down with guys who go to strip clubs? Just because they get naked for cash doesn't mean they do anything for money.

Like if I offered any one of you guys $100 to strip, you'd probably do it, but then if I offered you more to sit on my dong, you probably wouldn't. Same goes for women... not all of them are easy.
 

Lambtron

Unconfirmed Member
Grizzlyjin said:
I feel so ashamed when I dance to that song on DDR. :p

When I play it on heavy, I make like I'm riding a horse while doing all the gallops, and uh, slap my ass. Oh, and sing it at the top of my lungs.

More songs like "Cowgirl" and less like "400 bpm dark trance with 4000 steps" in whatever the next DDR game is, thx.

EDIT:

fart said:

You mean Jamie, right? Jamie would hit that shit, then troll for Vietnamese prostitutes. And give them dolls to pose sexy with. Then he'd sing "Suha" for them.
 

Alcibiades

Member
thom said:
I met a nice girl (who just so happened to be a stripper) a couple weeks back through a mutual friend. We talked for a bit, hit it off, exchanged numbers and set up a date for last night. We went out to dinner and enjoyed a nice evening walking around the local promenade. She is a really cool, gorgeous girl and didn’t fit any type of stripper/slut stereotype that I was at first a little apprehensive of. When I dropped her off at her home I was invited in and within a half an hour of glances and heightened flirting, we were all over each other.

I ended up spending the night and the feeling between us for the most part was good, a lot of spooning and cuddling it didn’t feel too out of the ordinary, it actually felt good and not like the usual example of a “hit it then quit it” one night stand.

When I left her house this morning and started my drive back home (she and I live about 45 minutes apart) I started to think about her and the evening. I’ve only been to one strip club in my life on my 18th birthday and have to admit I generally view strip clubs as trashy, full of sad pathetic losers that have to pay a girl to sit on their lap. Thinking about this it started to sway my opinion towards her. This may be pathetically psychosomatic but on the drive home my upper lip was feeling somewhat dry and sore like the beginnings of a cold sore. The “idiot gear” is starting to kick in and simply because she is a stripper I am dying to know about her sexual history.

She and I have been talking on the phone off and on for most of the evening and it really doesn’t seem like a one night stand situation because she keeps trying to solidify a second date. With the exception of my newfound inadequacy towards her job I really do like this girl and would like to get to know her but I have some questions that are killing me.

I’ve read a lot of similar threads on sex and love and I really value and respect the opinion of a lot of GAF members. With that said I have to ask:

How do I go about asking her without coming off as forceful or offensive if she has herpes or any other std? Or just general questions about her sexual history?





Thanks


P.S. Just thought I'd note for the hell of it she is a massive old school Nintendo fan and has a nice little collection of N-consoles and games (everything except Cube) in her living room.

First ask her why she doesn't have a Cube, then slip in the "BTW, have you been tested?" questions...
 

Phoenix

Member
thom said:
How do I go about asking her without coming off as forceful or offensive if she has herpes or any other std? Or just general questions about her sexual history?

Dude, this wouldn't be the first time she's had sex or the first time she's been asked this question - just ask her. Why you would risk your life without knowing the answer is beyond me...
 

Che

Banned
WHY do you Americans consider a girl that sleeps with you in the first date a slut? Explain this to me I CANNOT comprehent this. And she might not like to be reminded every single time that she's a stripper(or that all you think of her is that she's a stripper) -not that being a stripper is THAT bad- so be careful with your words man.
 

BlackMage

Banned
Che said:
WHY do you Americans consider a girl that sleeps with you in the first date a slut? Explain this to me I CANNOT comprehent this. And she might not like to be reminded every single time that she's a stripper(or that all you think of her is that she's a stripper) -not that being a stripper is THAT bad- so be careful with your words man.

Are you sure it's just an American thing there, buddy? Does everyone else in the world get laid on the first date? If so, I gotta move somewhere else.
 

border

Member
Che said:
WHY do you Americans consider a girl that sleeps with you in the first date a slut? Explain this to me I CANNOT comprehent this.
Because they just met you and they're already partaking in intimate and relatively risky behavior....because if they slept with you on the first date then they probably did the same with others, and everybody has lots of first dates..
 

Che

Banned
Jonny said:
Are you sure it's just an American thing there, buddy? Does everyone else in the world get laid on the first date? If so, I gotta move somewhere else.

Well I decade ago yes it might have been. Move to Europe.

border with this logic couldn't I say thom is a slut?

Because they just met you and they're already partaking in intimate and relatively risky behavior.... thom : check

because if they slept with you on the first date then they probably did the same with others, and everybody has lots of first dates.. thom : check

thom you're a slut. Sorry. :(
 

Dilbert

Member
Nintendo Ate My Children said:
You fucked her on the first date. What slutty stereotypes did she not fit?
Just a mildly off-topic rant -- I fucking HATE the double standard which is applied to sexuality between men and women. I am personally in favor of retiring the word "slut" forever.
 
If she slept with you on the first date, think of how many guys she probably selpt with. AIDS and Hep B ( if your not vaccinated) kill countless people every year, people like you who have unprotected sex.
 

BuddyC

Member
and thus the spiral quickens.

i'm honestly amazed that some of you can even function in a social setting.

oh stereotypes - they only exist because they're true...right?
 
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