I sorta got cockblocked today talking to a chick with a DS

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I was on the bus this morning playing Brain Age as usual. Out of my peripheral, I spot this girl playing with a DS in the back. I figured I'd get my stamp for today, then go over and see if we could get a game of something going. Now, I don't know about you other DS'ers, but I always thought that if I see someone else with a DS that I'd try to get a game going. So I did exactly that, I went over and asked what she was playing, Mario Kart, and I told her I'd play her. She said she had just gotten it, so I tried to take it easy on her.

I started playing with her, and you know, trying to chat her up a bit. Mind you, she looked like she was about 4 years younger than me, so it's not like I was trying to get with her or anything, just being friendly. All of a sudden, Mr Cockblock comes in and is all like "omg you guys have DS's, I wish I had mine". At first I thought he might be alright, he asked if I went to any forums, and I kinda mumbled gaming age (I'm gonna look like an asshole if/when he reads this). So this guy is prettymuch an elitist forumer, and starts talking about animal crossing this, psp that, wii this, ps3 that, etc. The dude just loved to hear himself talk. The girl and I were trying to say stuff but he just kept on.

Eventually she got off, and I was stuck with the guy. He started talking about how firefox is better than IE, and how much of a fool I am for using IE... this isn't appropriate for social conversation imo, the kid made himself out to be such a spazz. So he eventually asked for my AIM name, I panicked and went with Golduck, no numbers... I was my Mario Kart name so I figured he'd buy. No dice, he challenged me and said, "what? no numbers or anything?" I stuck with it and said no. So at least I don't have to deal with him anymore.

*sigh* so I think it was more of a cockblock from heaven, god had to stop me from talking to such a young girl. I wouldn't have done anything with her god! I swear.
 
when me and my girlfreind go out with her friends i'm a fucking professional cockblocker, you should see how many times I almsot got beat up for that shit...but her freinds are such fucking whores and they she gets mad when I don't protect them but whatever.

lol yaeh that wasn't yours.
 
golduck342 said:
I was on the bus this morning playing Brain Age as usual. Out of my peripheral, I spot this girl playing with a DS in the back. I figured I'd get my stamp for today, then go over and see if we could get a game of something going. Now, I don't know about you other DS'ers, but I always thought that if I see someone else with a DS that I'd try to get a game going. So I did exactly that, I went over and asked what she was playing, Mario Kart, and I told her I'd play her. She said she had just gotten it, so I tried to take it easy on her.

I started playing with her, and you know, trying to chat her up a bit. Mind you, she looked like she was about 4 years younger than me, so it's not like I was trying to get with her or anything, just being friendly. All of a sudden, Mr Cockblock comes in and is all like "omg you guys have DS's, I wish I had mine". At first I thought he might be alright, he asked if I went to any forums, and I kinda mumbled gaming age (I'm gonna look like an asshole if/when he reads this). So this guy is prettymuch an elitist forumer, and starts talking about animal crossing this, psp that, wii this, ps3 that, etc. The dude just loved to hear himself talk. The girl and I were trying to say stuff but he just kept on.

Eventually she got off, and I was stuck with the guy. He started talking about how firefox is better than IE, and how much of a fool I am for using IE... this isn't appropriate for social conversation imo, the kid made himself out to be such a spazz. So he eventually asked for my AIM name, I panicked and went with Golduck, no numbers... I was my Mario Kart name so I figured he'd buy. No dice, he challenged me and said, "what? no numbers or anything?" I stuck with it and said no. So at least I don't have to deal with him anymore.

*sigh* so I think it was more of a cockblock from heaven, god had to stop me from talking to such a young girl. I wouldn't have done anything with her god! I swear.
If you actually waned to hook up with the girl rather than make a thread about getting cockblocked on the bus at GAF, you would have told the guy "Shut up I don't want to hear your voice anymore," and then asked the chick for her number, but you didn't, so I have to think you care more about creating a thread about getting cockblocked on the bus at GAF than hooking up with a chick which leads me to the conclussion that you're gay.

Homo.
 
This morning started off pretty good in terms of girl threads. "Should I hit it one last time?" and "My girlfriend acknowledges my nerdiness with a vegan Super Mario-themed cake". i knew it was too good to be true.

Also, i pictured the cockblocker as Tom Arnold.
 
NLB2 said:
If you actually waned to hook up with the girl rather than make a thread about getting cockblocked on the bus at GAF, you would have told the guy "Shut up I don't want to hear your voice anymore," and then asked the chick for her number, but you didn't, so I have to think you care more about creating a thread about getting cockblocked on the bus at GAF than hooking up with a chick which leads me to the conclussion that you're gay.

Homo.
fuck dude, how'd you know :lol

Cubsfan23 said:
:lol :lol :lol :lol

you actually told him your browser preference?
well he asked first, I'm an idiot for actually replying, or even acknowledging him

anyhow, I gotta go out, thanks for the laughs
 
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I know she had a DS an all but I would think you being two years older than her and a guy playing with a DS means you cockblocked yourself. The annoying guy just saved you from another embarrassing GAF thread.
 
Probably for the better.. chicks with down syndrome don't make good girlfriends.
 
golduck342 said:
All of a sudden, Mr Cockblock comes in and is all like "omg you guys have DS's, I wish I had mine". At first I thought he might be alright, he asked if I went to any forums, and I kinda mumbled gaming age (I'm gonna look like an asshole if/when he reads this). So this guy is prettymuch an elitist forumer, and starts talking about animal crossing this, psp that, wii this, ps3 that, etc. The dude just loved to hear himself talk. The girl and I were trying to say stuff but he just kept on.

Eventually she got off, and I was stuck with the guy. He started talking about how firefox is better than IE, and how much of a fool I am for using IE... this isn't appropriate for social conversation imo, the kid made himself out to be such a spazz. So he eventually asked for my AIM name, I panicked and went with Golduck, no numbers... I was my Mario Kart name so I figured he'd buy. No dice, he challenged me and said, "what? no numbers or anything?" I stuck with it and said no. So at least I don't have to deal with him anymore.
poor guy sounds lonely.

i would've given him a fake contact too
 
I wanted to come in here to make a Lushy Stalktrain joke, but then I realized I couldn't outdo that first post. That's like something out of a Napoleon Dynamite sequel.
 
Firefox is better than IE, get over it. I guess talking about how many shitty beers you can down in 30 minutes is a better 'social' conversation topic?
 
White Man said:
I wanted to come in here to make a Lushy Stalktrain joke, but then I realized I couldn't outdo that first post. That's like something out of a Napoleon Dynamite sequel.

I beat you to it, it was the first thing that came to my head. :lol
 
iceDragon7 said:
Well he did say Gaming-age not Neogaf....unless you can still get here through Gaming-age.

your hypothesis is true. you can still get here by going to gaming-age.
 
i went to a clothing store today and enquired about those necklace things they have hanging up you know the ones with the beads on them, anyway i asked where i could find some withoiut the beads, the girl was really friendly and she smiled twice. actually maybe only once. i like cock but do you think she likes me? guys?
 
julls said:
i went to a clothing store today and enquired about those necklace things they have hanging up you know the ones with the beads on them, anyway i asked where i could find some withoiut the beads, the girl was really friendly and she smiled twice. actually maybe only once. i like cock but do you think she likes me? guys?

If you're gay, then yes, she obviously digs you. Girls dig cocks that they can't have.
 
kablooey said:
If you're gay, then yes, she obviously digs you. Girls dig cocks that they can't have.

i was posting something intentionally ridiculous and pointless like the OP ;p

obviously i didn't do it very well :lol
 
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