Cockblocking story:
I lived in this cool old Victorian house that was split into apartments. Two guys moved in upstairs from me and one in particular I found totally hot. We'd see eachother in the hallway and shoot the shit in passing, talk about videogames, and always say "you should come up/down for a beer sometime." He seemed very straight to me.
One summer night I was hanging out with a group of friends and some of us came back to my place afterward. So, Julie, Nancy and I bought some beer and ran into the guys upstairs in the hallway. They had also just bought some beer. So, they decided to join the three of us in my place. We got to playing a drinking game, "I never." This is the game in which you say something (usually sexual) that you've never done. If someone in the room has, they drink. So, Nancy says "I've never eaten pussy." Both of the guys and Julie (who was mostly straight but had messed around with girls) drink. Then the cute one looks at me and says "really? Never?" The guy thinks I'm straight. Julie and Nancy trade looks.
After a few rounds it sinks in to the two that I'm gay. The cute one is totally surprised, maybe even a little shocked, but doesn't seem uncomfortable at all. So, the game breaks up and we're all a little buzzed. The cute one invites me up to his place which has rooftop access so we can check out the view. Everyone else is kind of milling about in either my place or theirs.
So, we go up to the roof. It's all balmy and lovely and the stars and moon are out. We're leaning against the chimney and he says "wow, so, you're gay, huh? How is that for you?" As he's speaking he leans his leg against mine and lets it rest there. Now
I was shocked. I turned and looked right at him and he gave me this adorable kiss me look.
Just as I was leaning in, Julie starts shreiking from the apartment. "What the fuck are you two doing up there?!?!" She came up the ladder and instantly the magic was gone. We all went back down to their place and she pretty much attached herself to him for the rest of the night. I found out the next day that they ended up fucking. And she had boyfriend at the time. Bitch.
Damn, that still gets me pissed years and years after the fact