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I think I just avoided cockblocking a friend.

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Ecrofirt

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I happened to look up from my seat here in the library, and I noticed two of my friends out in the area between the inside doors, and the outside doors.

I went up to go chat it up, when on my way over I realized it was a bit off that they'd be standing away from everyone talking and giggling and stuff.

So I just kind of skewed my path a bit, and went back to the PC.

I'm sure he'll thank me later.
 

Ecrofirt

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Two of my friends go to PSU, and they're dorming together.

The first friend, we'll call him Joe, is the guy who was cockblocked by the second friend, we'll call him Nick.

Joe was in bed with a girl about to get his groove on three weeks or so ago, when Nick came back to the dorm plastered.

Nick opened the door, and said "Oh, Joe. I didn't realize you had someone here! Don't worry buddy, I'll leave.", and he went out into the hallway, but left the door wide open.

So Joe had to get out of bed, and shut and lock the door.

According to Joe, Nick came in again 5 minutes later and said almost exactly the same thing, leaving with the door wide open.

The process repeated two more times, before Nick finally came in to go to bed. At this point, Joe still hadn't gotten any, and the normal rule is that if you walk in when your dorm mate is in bed with someone, you pretend to go to sleep immedietly.

Nick, being drunk, didn't do this at all. No, Nick tried holding a conversation with them.

Eventually Joy just got up and walked the girl home.

Cockblocking at it's finest.
 

Miguel

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Ecrofirt said:
So I just kind of skewed my path a bit, and went back to the PC.

Heh, I've done that on occasion. One time they saw me and were like "uh...where'd you go?"
 

Ecrofirt

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hah, they came in awhile ago and started talking to me.

The DID see me. I came up with some excuse about forgettin gabout something on the PC, so I came back and finished it up.
 

White Man

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It's like 1230PM in PA! How could you potentially be cockblocking people if it's not even the boning part of the day?
 
I've never, ever cockblocked a friend of mine. It's so stupid and rude, and I wouldn't want those idiots spitting out incoherent sentences to try and cockblock me in the future.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
White Man said:
It's like 1230PM in PA! How could you potentially be cockblocking people if it's not even the boning part of the day?
I don't know what planet you're living on, but "any" time is boning time.

*checks watch*
 

bionic77

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KE04 said:
I've never, ever cockblocked a friend of mine. It's so stupid and rude, and I wouldn't want those idiots spitting out incoherent sentences to try and cockblock me in the future.

What if the girl had a mustache that your friend was too drunk to notice?

Or even worse a Adams apple?

Cockblocking can be an effective tool to prevent your friends from making a mistake, something they would regret for the rest of their lives.
 
Cockblocking story:

I lived in this cool old Victorian house that was split into apartments. Two guys moved in upstairs from me and one in particular I found totally hot. We'd see eachother in the hallway and shoot the shit in passing, talk about videogames, and always say "you should come up/down for a beer sometime." He seemed very straight to me.

One summer night I was hanging out with a group of friends and some of us came back to my place afterward. So, Julie, Nancy and I bought some beer and ran into the guys upstairs in the hallway. They had also just bought some beer. So, they decided to join the three of us in my place. We got to playing a drinking game, "I never." This is the game in which you say something (usually sexual) that you've never done. If someone in the room has, they drink. So, Nancy says "I've never eaten pussy." Both of the guys and Julie (who was mostly straight but had messed around with girls) drink. Then the cute one looks at me and says "really? Never?" The guy thinks I'm straight. Julie and Nancy trade looks.

After a few rounds it sinks in to the two that I'm gay. The cute one is totally surprised, maybe even a little shocked, but doesn't seem uncomfortable at all. So, the game breaks up and we're all a little buzzed. The cute one invites me up to his place which has rooftop access so we can check out the view. Everyone else is kind of milling about in either my place or theirs.

So, we go up to the roof. It's all balmy and lovely and the stars and moon are out. We're leaning against the chimney and he says "wow, so, you're gay, huh? How is that for you?" As he's speaking he leans his leg against mine and lets it rest there. Now I was shocked. I turned and looked right at him and he gave me this adorable kiss me look.

Just as I was leaning in, Julie starts shreiking from the apartment. "What the fuck are you two doing up there?!?!" She came up the ladder and instantly the magic was gone. We all went back down to their place and she pretty much attached herself to him for the rest of the night. I found out the next day that they ended up fucking. And she had boyfriend at the time. Bitch.

Damn, that still gets me pissed years and years after the fact :(
 
I was cockblocked horribly this weekend. I was at a Halloween party, and was hanging out with this girl I had met the night before who showed interest in me. As we got more and more drunk, this girl was all over me. Since we were so drunk though, I was waiting for her to make the first move, as I did not want to feel like I was taking advantage over a drunk girl. So I was just waiting it out, when some asshole decides to accuse me of trying to watch her piss, and saying that I want to rape her, out of nowhere.

Then he started talking to the girl's friend, and before you know it, he escorts the girl who was all over me a few blocks away, and no one sees them for the remainder of the night.

And its not like I even knew this guy. So he couldn't have hated me and have been trying to get back at me. He was just pure evil.
 
Mercury Fred said:
Cockblocking story:

I lived in this cool old Victorian house that was split into apartments. Two guys moved in upstairs from me and one in particular I found totally hot. We'd see eachother in the hallway and shoot the shit in passing, talk about videogames, and always say "you should come up/down for a beer sometime." He seemed very straight to me.

One summer night I was hanging out with a group of friends and some of us came back to my place afterward. So, Julie, Nancy and I bought some beer and ran into the guys upstairs in the hallway. They had also just bought some beer. So, they decided to join the three of us in my place. We got to playing a drinking game, "I never." This is the game in which you say something (usually sexual) that you've never done. If someone in the room has, they drink. So, Nancy says "I've never eaten pussy." Both of the guys and Julie (who was mostly straight but had messed around with girls) drink. Then the cute one looks at me and says "really? Never?" The guy thinks I'm straight. Julie and Nancy trade looks.

After a few rounds it sinks in to the two that I'm gay. The cute one is totally surprised, maybe even a little shocked, but doesn't seem uncomfortable at all. So, the game breaks up and we're all a little buzzed. The cute one invites me up to his place which has rooftop access so we can check out the view. Everyone else is kind of milling about in either my place or theirs.

So, we go up to the roof. It's all balmy and lovely and the stars and moon are out. We're leaning against the chimney and he says "wow, so, you're gay, huh? How is that for you?" As he's speaking he leans his leg against mine and lets it rest there. Now I was shocked. I turned and looked right at him and he gave me this adorable kiss me look.

Just as I was leaning in, Julie starts shreiking from the apartment. "What the fuck are you two doing up there?!?!" She came up the ladder and instantly the magic was gone. We all went back down to their place and she pretty much attached herself to him for the rest of the night. I found out the next day that they ended up fucking. And she had boyfriend at the time. Bitch.

Damn, that still gets me pissed years and years after the fact :(

OH DAMN! That totally sucks :( What a bitch.

My deepest condolences to you... Did anything ever happen between you and the guy after that?
 
adelgary said:
OH DAMN! That totally sucks :( What a bitch.

My deepest condolences to you... Did anything ever happen between you and the guy after that?
Nah. I went on a long roadtrip the next day and moved out of that place right after that. Julie, however, became more and more psychotic until our friendship pretty much imploded.
 

SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
I got cockblocked today.

Me and a lady friend, with these gorgeous Angelina Jolie Lips, were sitting at a table in study hall all by ourselves, instead of sitting with everyone else 30 ft away.

Things were getting good then BAM! Fatso comes over... Fatso, who isn't really fat, but he has a beer belly, is one of those people who follow everyone around because he doesn't have too many friends, but he also talks shit about everyone behind their back, so he's constantly burning bridges.

Well, Fatso just starts talking to me about bull shit... FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING PERIOD. We're talking like, 30 minutes here.

Thanks, fatass. She had DSL man. DSL.
 
bionic77 said:
What if the girl had a mustache that your friend was too drunk to notice?

Or even worse a Adams apple?

Cockblocking can be an effective tool to prevent your friends from making a mistake, something they would regret for the rest of their lives.

I'd make the bed for that couple, then, and supplies the condoms. Nothing better than making fun of friends and their choices concerning girls...:lol
 
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