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I think I know how women feel when stalked...

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StoOgE

First tragedy, then farce.
Man, here is a problem I thought I would never have.

In one of my classes there is this girl, first of all who must be about 4 or 5 years younger than me. That is strike one (it wont turn me completely off of a girl, but it doesnt help them), second she seems sorta stupid strike two, and third she isnt what anyone would consider remotely attractive. Your out.

Problem is she isnt following the normal 'rules' of classroom ettiquite. See, on the first day of class she sat one seat apart from me and proceeded to STARE at me the entire time. She couldnt have been staring at anything else because there was nothing between me and her and behind me was a wall. Im not talking your normal sneeking glances that everyone does, Im talking full on head turned staring. I even turned to look at her expecting her to break off her staring but she was unmoved by this and decided to smile. I proceeded to give her a 'what the fuck is your problem' look.

After the rest of the week and this still happening, I moved to the other side of the room (sorta large room, probably 100 seats). Now, this usually serves as a giant fat fucking hint that if you had been talking and/or flirting with someone in class, and they move to the other side of the room they probably are avoiding you. She was again unswayed in her devotion to stare at me the entire fucking time. In fact, one day I purposfully sat between two people.. so she sat in front of me and off to the side a bit, proceeded to turn around and stare at me some more.

She then was annoyed that I hadnt made any advances and started talking to me. I didnt respond, again she was unmoved in her quest and decided to just tell me about her weekend despite the fact I hadnt said anything to her. She has now graduated to just sitting next to me, staring at me and jawing the entire fucking class.

So, I pulled out all the stops and told her all about my weekend with my girlfriend and how we had so much fun. I must have mentioned the word girlfriend about 100 times in the span of 5 minutes... but alas.. she continues.

For the love of God, how do I get rid of it?
 

ourumov

Member
At least women have interest in you...Not that I can say the same.
Leave your girlfriend. It's obvious that this girl loves you a lot more.
 

Hooker

Member
It's a free maid.



She'll wash your clothes, tidy up your room, cook your dinner, make your homework whilst sucking your dick :p.
 

Vormund

Member
Ha i've had that myself.

Why can't the hot ones stare at me like that. :(

For the moment just keep mentioning the girlfriend repeatedly, what sex positions you do or something.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
You need a girl to deal with her. You can't do so much as she's a girl and you're a guy, but another girl could. If you have any good female friends in class, get them to start saying things like "Why are you staring at him you freak?", "Can't you get the message, he doesn't like you!" and giving her evil looks etc.
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
Crushes/Attraction can do some crazy things to people. But this is the weirdest i've heard first hand. Does she constantly start at you..like is it relatively unbroken staring?

She'll probably get over it eventually. Just keep doing what you're doing at the moment (talk about your GF etc. bring your GF to class one time if you can and make it very obvious you are with her - hold hands etc.)
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Throw chewed up bits of paper at her eyes whenever she stares.

OR find a way to harness the power of stares so you'll never have to pay for electricity again.
 

B'z-chan

Banned
Dude just pay a girl to be your "gf" for a day and have sex in a car out in the campus parking lot. Then say you have no involment when the police come to your door and tell you she's dead. You know who did it. Just be careful and watch your back. Oh and she got your rooms wired.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
What's weird is i was about to make a post last night about this. There's simply too much to get into now. i plan to tell her if she comes in tonight very nicely but firmly that it's just not going to work between us. i hope this turns out better than i expect. Others have described her as being "off her meds" so i hope she doesn't start seriously stalking me. :(
 

Kiriku

SWEDISH PERFECTION
Vormund said:
Ha i've had that myself.

Why can't the hot ones stare at me like that. :(

For the moment just keep mentioning the girlfriend repeatedly, what sex positions you do or something.

I think if you're a really hot girl, you don't have to stare at guys to get attention or show them that you want any of them. Because they want you anyway.
 

Ecrofirt

Member
Tell her that if she keeps staring at you, you're going to wrap her entrails around her neck and choke her to death with them.
 

Vitten

Member
I don't see what the problem is. Just turn her into your own personal sex slave.
And if she's indeed ugly tell her to wear a brown paper bag over her head.
 
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Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member
hahaha, I remember having this huge ass fat chick try to mack on me in High School. And I say 'try' because she wasn't very good at it.

I still hear her yelling 'HEY JON!!!' as I walked down the hallway...*shudder*
 

AeroGod

Member
Thaedolus said:
hahaha, I remember having this huge ass fat chick try to mack on me in High School. And I say 'try' because she wasn't very good at it.

I still hear her yelling 'HEY JON!!!' as I walked down the hallway...*shudder*

Fat chicks need love too!
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
You know you could always take the Lil John route and just yell WHAT! everytime she says anything to you...
 
have sex with her. It will give you a greater appreciation for when you have sex with hotter girls. Kind of like how people volunteer to work at Soup Kitchens.
 

Cool

Member
POST HER PIX.

Surely if she is staring at you, and has a mad crush on you, you can get us some PIX right?

And after that, you'll probably go to confront her about it and she'll say WTF DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF I WAS STARING AT THE WALL!
 

vangace

Member
Who's watching)
(Tell me who's watching)
(Who's watching me)

I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hey, I'll pay the price

All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel like
I'm in the twilight zone
And

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream

When I come home at night
I bold the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
But can people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid

When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of Psycho too much
That's why

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me


(Who's watching me)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well, is the mail man watching me
(Tell me who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who)
The IRS

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Tell me is it just a dream

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Tell me who can it be

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me

I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Can I have my privacy
 

Cool

Member
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you

Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...


The Police RULE.
 
I've been regularly stalked by a guy who spends a lot of time harassing me and following me around. I'm finally moving away, so nothing has to be done thank god.
 

impirius

Member
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That's awesome.

*clap clap clapclapclap*
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Just act like a total jerk. Say something very racist or sexist while talking to her, I do that somtimes to see how people will react. You don't want this girl around at all, so make sure she doesn't want to be around you. That way you spare her feelings...and you get to act like a jerk!
 

hXc_thugg

Member
Grizzlyjin said:
Just act like a total jerk. Say something very racist or sexist while talking to her, I do that somtimes to see how people will react. You don't want this girl around at all, so make sure she doesn't want to be around you. That way you spare her feelings...and you get to act like a jerk!


IAWTP 2 tha maxx
 

Otaking

Member
Grizzlyjin said:
Just act like a total jerk. Say something very racist or sexist while talking to her, I do that somtimes to see how people will react. You don't want this girl around at all, so make sure she doesn't want to be around you. That way you spare her feelings...and you get to act like a jerk!
I like your thinking.......alot. We think alike. :D
 
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