I think I lost my mojo.

GobbledeeGoo

GobbledeeGoo

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I think my mojo is gone. I used to be able to be at attention with a flip of the switch. But now it just sits there, dormant, not even a twitch. I stare at it, it stares back lifelessly. Im only 34, I can't be experiencing this now. I'm too young for this. I am no longer a man.
 
At my age the little soldier needs a little more thumpin before I start pumpin, but I find if I tickle my asshole...

 
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GobbledeeGoo said:
So you struck out or decided not to act?
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Long story short, been feeling weird lately, reached out to my ex (broke up 6 months ago) talking about reconciliation, told work girl I can't 'hangout'. Sorry. If it makes you feel better, I'm not at 100% either, probably since around your age it's been getting, softer. ;)
 
Do yoga, no joke. It helped reset my brain and suddenly a regular naked body was more than to get be going again.
 
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Eh, not the way most people probably wanted, lol.
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Long story short, been feeling weird lately, reached out to my ex (broke up 6 months ago) talking about reconciliation, told work girl I can't 'hangout'. Sorry. If it makes you feel better, I'm not at 100% either, probably since around your age it's been getting, softer. ;)
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Why the fuck are you goin back to old pussy
 
this shouldn't be a problem if you are working out regularly

like ludwig boltzman once said, 'imagine not having the most powerful pelvic floor in the galaxy'
 
GobbledeeGoo said:
I think my mojo is gone. I used to be able to be at attention with a flip of the switch. But now it just sits there, dormant, not even a twitch. I stare at it, it stares back lifelessly. Im only 34, I can't be experiencing this now. I'm too young for this. I am no longer a man.
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That happens if you don't TRAIN EVERY FUCKING DAY like a soldier.
 
I thought this thread was gonna be about some unsolveable problem. Bro your problem is easy to solve.
Dick pills. Viagra and the likes. No shame in taking the blue pill.
 
GobbledeeGoo said:
I think my mojo is gone. I used to be able to be at attention with a flip of the switch. But now it just sits there, dormant, not even a twitch. I stare at it, it stares back lifelessly. Im only 34, I can't be experiencing this now. I'm too young for this. I am no longer a man.
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Google kegels and angion method. Do those. Watch a yoga livestream and follow along to maintain your cardiovascular system.



Or, if you're a lazy motherfucker, just take viagra.
 
Before reading the other post i was not sure you were talking about your wewe...

I was thinking about some premature middle age crysis...
 
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Hit the iron, bring that testosterone back.

In the meanwhile if you don't want to take pills and you need to smash, there is also mechanical helps like those rings etc.
 
GobbledeeGoo said:
I think my mojo is gone. I used to be able to be at attention with a flip of the switch. But now it just sits there, dormant, not even a twitch. I stare at it, it stares back lifelessly. Im only 34, I can't be experiencing this now. I'm too young for this. I am no longer a man.
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OP, don't panic. There are various potential causes for this, and most of them will pass after a short time. For starters, you haven't said whether you're on any new medications. A common side effect is loss of circiulation to that specific part of the body. Btw, how is work going? Work stressors are a common cause of this. In fact, panic/stress are likely to contribute, so the more you get spun up over it the more likely you are to confirm what you fear.

If worse comes to worse, there's a lot of helpful advice in the thread already. I'm sure you'll find your still quite capable, bud.
 
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OP, don't panic. There are various potential causes for this, and most of them will pass after a short time. For starters, you haven't said whether you're on any new medications. A common side effect is loss of circiulation to that specific part of the body. Btw, how is work going? Work stressors are a common cause of this. In fact, panic/stress are likely to contribute, so the more you get spun up over it the more likely you are to confirm what you fear.

If worse comes to worse, there's a lot of helpful advice in the thread already. I'm sure you'll find your still quite capable, bud.
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Nothing has changed in all those aspects. I have been seeing someone for a few one nighters, though. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Maybe my issue is tied to that
 
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Nothing has changed in all those aspects. I have been seeing someone for a few one nighters, though. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Maybe my issue is tied to that
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I think that would depend on how you feel about the arrangement you've got going. If you're generally feeling happy with yourself and you're not under any extra stress, then I wouldn't expect that. Unless... those one nighters are reallyall nighters. You dog, you!

EDIT: OF COURSE. 3 hour concerts, huh? Probably with a 45 minute encore to boot!
 
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I think that would depend on how you feel about the arrangement you've got going. If you're generally feeling happy with yourself and you're not under any extra stress, then I wouldn't expect that. Unless... those one nighters are reallyall nighters. You dog, you!

EDIT: OF COURSE. 3 hour concerts, huh? Probably with a 45 minute encore to boot!
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It's over when the fat lady sings. :messenger_pensive:
 
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