That mofo, always being chummy with the warden, I say we shank him tomorrow night. He's got it coming, that snitch bastard.
I think my chicken is dead?
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That mofo, always being chummy with the warden, I say we shank him tomorrow night. He's got it coming, that snitch bastard.
Chicken: "Dude! WTF? You mad? I'll fuck you up next time if you do that again"
Reading a forum about hogs, this is regularly brought up. You really have to keep chickens away.
Kölsch Bloot
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Get him a severed head! He'll tell you if your pet is still alive!
(Yesterday, 01:15 PM)
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LostCaress
Get him a severed head! He'll tell you if your pet is still alive!
(Yesterday, 01:15 PM)
Lame. You give tags with links to stupid things people say when they don't mean to sound stupid, not when they're intentionally trying to be dumb.
That's why I don't have a tag. I'm almost always intentionally stupid.
Kölsch Bloot
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I agree he shouldn't get a tag for that one. Just looked somewhat funny with his avatar, so I tag'ed him just for my av-quote post ^^
Scrooge McDuck
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Unfortunately chicken often don't show signs of an illness. How old was it?
Kralamoonard
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It does? We've had friends that have taken care of their chickens for years upon years and no cases of sudden death. Mind you, we've had this one friend who's black chicken suddenly died too - and we got them from the same batch (I mentioned it's black because it's a different colour to ours so maybe that has or hasn't something to do with it?)
We got it last year and it was already big, even though my dad is saying they were already a few months old???
Kralamoonard
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Nah, you're right, some of the responses aren't that nice, (even if they're meant to be light hearted), but I've chosen to ignore them. Nothing against the people who wrote them -- like you said, chickens are unconventional pets -- but not exactly what I needed when I wrote the thread lol...
I appreciate the level headed responses here though.
We've discussed eating his dearly departed. ..
CrankyKong
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Two of our chickens died of illness. They went downhill pretty fast and were dead by the next morning. We gave our other two away to a place that has dozens of chickens and ducks. The new owner says they stick together like sisters.
Chickens are great, they keep your lawn healthy, they eat table scraps they deliver great tasting eggs (seriously, it's so much better than what you can get in your average american supermarket it's not even funny).
And when they finally stop laying you can butcher them for the best fucking chicken stock ever (you can't really get old chicken otherwise, and old chickens make for a much better soup).
They're also low maintenance and good natured animals in general.
Why don't you change your name to Chickenkov if you love chickens so much
nekkid
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I just posted the relevant Monty Python sketch, whereas you went for the "Pinchy" reference.
You win.
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