Kralamoonard
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This thread is making me want to get some chickens
They're worth it if you're prepared to deal with the noise and the mess they leave everywhere lol.
This thread is making me want to get some chickens
My stepdad and bro keep chickens. Unfortunately this just happens. They lost a chicken just a couple days ago due to parasites.
They also don't have very long lifespans in the first place.. so get ready for that if this is your first flock.
It's common for a hen in a backyard setting to live 8-10 years, but we've also heard reports of chickens living as many as 20 years!
They're worth it if you're prepared to deal with the noise and the mess they leave everywhere lol.
You definitely need a yard (or a roof deck I guess), but chickens don't need a ton of space.
I know you're probably joking, but just so that people don't get the wrong idea - you should absolutely under no circumstances eat a chicken that died for unknown reasons.
So I went to go feed my chickens this morning, then I found one not moving with its eyes shut. So I tried to prod it with a stick, but it never moved, and I couldn't see any signs of breathing. So it's dead, but the weird thing is when I put them back in the coop yesterday they were all alright in good health. Weird to see that one of them has died all of a sudden?
It's becoming more and more trendy and being legalized in lots of places.lol never heard about people doing that but actually that is a good idea if they are tasty. i mean the eggs of course. my condolences for the dead chicken.
lol never heard about people doing that but actually that is a good idea if they are tasty. i mean the eggs of course. my condolences for the dead chicken.
Chickens are awesome, back when I lived in my mother's house we had some as well. Free eggs ftw.
Well, until one day the backyard was littered with body parts, feathers and intestines. At least no stick-poking was necessary to be sure they were dead.
We had a labrador retriever, in fact he was our first suspect. He had never shown any aggression towards the chickens though, so I think it was a stray cat or a marten. There are definitely no coyotes hereYou gotta employ a dog to keep the coyotes out.
pining for the fjords? what kind of talk is that?
And when they finally stop laying you can butcher them for the best fucking chicken stock ever (you can't really get old chicken otherwise, and old chickens make for a much better soup).
There's nothing I hate more than chickens.
You can also feed the bones of mature chickens to your dogs without the risk of killing them.![]()
Chickens are great, they keep your lawn healthy, they eat table scraps they deliver great tasting eggs (seriously, it's so much better than what you can get in your average american supermarket it's not even funny).
And when they finally stop laying you can butcher them for the best fucking chicken stock ever (you can't really get old chicken otherwise, and old chickens make for a much better soup).
They're also low maintenance and good natured animals in general.
Chickens are neither noisy or particularly messy. As a teenager my neighbor had chickens and kept them in an enclosure that was about 15 feet by 20 feet, with that much room their waste did not build up to a point where it stunk at all. They crowed for about a half an hour starting a little before dawn and were otherwise quiet.They're worth it if you're prepared to deal with the noise and the mess they leave everywhere lol.
You can also feed the bones of mature chickens to your dogs without the risk of killing them.
Wait, what. So it has to be raw?you can feed basically any bone to your dog without killing them as long as it's not cooked iirc
Wait, what. So it has to be raw?
You can also feed the bones of mature chickens to your dogs without the risk of killing them.
Chickens are neither noisy or particularly messy. As a teenager my neighbor had chickens and kept them in an enclosure that was about 15 feet by 20 feet, with that much room their waste did not build up to a point where it stunk at all. They crowed for about a half an hour starting a little before dawn and were otherwise quiet.
At the house where my mom lives now, her landlord keeps a few chickens in her back yard and it's much the same.
Nope nope nope. The bones of chickens you buy in stores in the US are too soft for a dog to eat. Dogs crack bones with their teeth, and instead of fracturing cleanly young chicken bones break unevenly and splinter. The sharp edges of the bone fragments and points of the splinters can tear or perforate the dog's intestines before they can be digested, or become caught in the throat or stomach.you can feed basically any bone to your dog without killing them as long as it's not cooked iirc
What happened? A fox or coyote got to them?Chickens are awesome, back when I lived in my mother's house we had some as well. Free eggs ftw.
Well, until one day the backyard was littered with body parts, feathers and intestines. At least no stick-poking was necessary to be sure they were dead.
Pigs also like to eat chickens, or so I've been told.What happened? A fox or coyote got to them?
lolHow hard did you poke it with a stick
I wouldn't have touched it. It could be a potential murder. Did you check for hand prints around its neck? Someone could have choked it.
I am never not horny.
Hmm can't tell if this is a masturbation joke or not? I wish I had something else to guide my understanding of this post...
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As I said, we didn't really know. My guess is either our labrador had a fit of rage (he couldn't really get to the coop on his own though and it would've been very atypical for him) or a stray cat or a marten got in without the dog noticing. It was a rather enclosed backyard in a German town, so no coyotes and very likely no foxes.What happened? A fox or coyote got to them?
Dude... Barred Rock roosters are nothing to be messed with usually, that's trippy! They're beautiful but can get huge and, often, quite aggressive.