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[TrainedRage]

Ok hear me out, I swear im not going crazy...

My house is empty except for my 7 month old English Bulldog, Floyd and me. I decide to go for a motorcycle ride because its such a beautiful day. I make sure Floyd is upstairs, the front and side doors are locked. I have a gate set up at the top of the stairs so he wont freely roam downstairs. I say bye to him, close the gate go downstairs and leave through the garage.

So about an hour and a half I come back. I go in through the garage door and enter the basement. I find Floyd sitting downstairs with a shit eating grin on his face. I am saying to myself, "um how the hell did you get down here"?
I go to check the gate to the stairs... Its closed. all the doors are still locked.

How the fuck did my dog end up downstairs???

Like, did the little fucker run into the gate so hard he forced it open while avoiding falling down the stairs while magically shutting the gat behind him???
Did he straight up jump over the 4 foot gate and all the way down the stairs?

Or does he have the ability to manipulate time and space to his will and teleport?

 

[brap]

DUDE WEED LMAO

 

[TrainedRage]

I’m trying to post a picture from my iPhone but it keeps saying the image failed to upload??? How do I post pics here from my phone?

 

[Tesseract]

your dog might be doctor manhattan

 

[TrainedRage]

DUDE WEED LMAO

I haven’t smoked today though. Normally I would say yeah but he left a shit upstairs so I KNOW I put him up there!!!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Maybe you have two dogs that look exactly the same and didn't notice yet.

 

[Tesseract]

Maybe you have two dogs that look exactly the same and didn't notice yet.

the trick is where they switch

 

[Stiflers Mom]

the trick is where they switch

Either that, or it's gotta do with quantum entanglement.

 

[Tesseract]

Either that, or it's gotta do with quantum entanglement.

whoa there, easy with the trade secrets

 

[TrainedRage]

WOULD YOU TRUST HIM?????????

 

[Tesseract]

your dog is a probable replicant

 

[TrainedRage]

your dog is a probable replicant

Voight-Kampff test incoming....

"Floyd, you see a turtle on the side of the road, he is flipped over on its shell struggling in the hot sun..."

 

[GAMETA]

WOULD YOU TRUST HIM?????????

Awww, that's a good boy.

He probably jumps over, 4 foot isn't much.

Better make sure he can't hurt himself going down the stairs, man.

 

[TrainedRage]

Awww, that's a good boy.

He probably jumps over, 4 foot isn't much.

Better make sure he can't hurt himself going down the stairs, man.

I cant believe that. He is like 35 lbs and can barely jump onto the couch. plus he would have to go flying down the stairs and I feel like he would be injured if he did that. I mean maybe...

 

[TrainedRage]

This is the gate...

 

[GAMETA]

I cant believe that. He is like 35 lbs and can barely jump onto the couch. plus he would have to go flying down the stairs and I feel like he would be injured if he did that. I mean maybe...

Maybe he can wall jump?

I'd leave a camera recording just to check... hopefully it's nothing supernatural like a dark figure petting your dog. Good dreams, OP

 

[Tesseract]

ninja gaiden shit, spooky

 

[GAMETA]

This is the gate...

Ahhh, come'on man, he can easily push himself over this, no jumping required.

 

[TrainedRage]

Ahhh, come'on man, he can easily push himself over this, no jumping required.

He is a lazy uncoordinated bulldog. He is strong for sure but that gate latches itself. I would say his MAX jump is like 15 inches.

 

[GAMETA]

He is a lazy uncoordinated bulldog. He is strong for sure but that gate latches itself. I would say his MAX jump is like 15 inches.

Well, I don't know. I know my beagle (and she's fat) can do crazy things for food

One way or the other, it's risky to have the gate there. If he is indeed jumping over (which is the most likely option) he can easily hurt himself rolling down the stairs.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

He is a lazy uncoordinated bulldog. He is strong for sure but that gate latches itself. I would say his MAX jump is like 15 inches.

That's what he showed you...

 

[Woffls]

Was gonna rinse you m8 but that doggo looks shifty af so something is up

 

[TrainedRage]

Well, I don't know. I know my beagle (and she's fat) can do crazy things for food

One way or the other, it's risky to have the gate there. If he is indeed jumping over (which is the most likely option) he can easily hurt himself rolling down the stairs.

Yeah you could be right. It may be time to take the gate down if this little guy thinks he can just go flying.

 

[Stouffers]

He went through the railing bars by the top step.

 

[Tesseract]

Yeah you could be right. It may be time to take the gate down if this little guy thinks he can just go flying.

 

[and 3 others]

He is a lazy uncoordinated bulldog. He is strong for sure but that gate latches itself. I would say his MAX jump is like 15 inches.

Mannn, white faced dogs cannn't jump.

 

[TrainedRage]

Mannn, white faced dogs cannn't jump.

He is mixed.

Well we figured it out!

 

[Woffls]

Figured it out

 

[MaestroMike]

Morphed into a blob like that Terminator in T2 and passed through the bars obviously

 

[Tesseract]

Figured it out

that sounds about right

 

[TrainedRage]

Figured it out

LMFAO He HAS been watching me play Titanfall 2 sooooo….

 

[TrainedRage]

Morphed into a blob like that Terminator in T2 and passed through the bars obviously

 

[GeorgPrime]

The neigbours cat broke into your house, helped him get free and then watched you from afar to enjoy your desperation on neogaf.

 

[Tesseract]

That's what he showed you...

37 inch vertical leap, rinse and repeat

 

[TrainedRage]

37 inch vertical leap, rinse and repeat

Maybe Dr. Disrespect is an anamorph and my dog is now the two time?!?!?!!!!

 

[Tesseract]

Maybe Dr. Disrespect is an anamorph and my dog is now the two time?!?!?!!!!

(the three time)

 

[MasterCornholio]

Ok hear me out, I swear im not going crazy...

ORLY?

 

[Tesseract]

ORLY?

imagine not aspiring to be a psychomaniac

 

[TrainedRage]

imagine not aspiring to be a psychomaniac

Did you know Jack wasn't the bad guy? It was little Danny.
You see Jack had no idea about his ability to shine, as no one ever explained it to him as a child. This is seen by Jack as a decent into madness.
While in reality Danny was shining these terrible images and feelings into his fathers head. Deliberate or not, Danny caused Jacks mental break.
Jack uses alcohol to numb his shine but while at the hotel there is no booze so Jack is just seen as going crazy.

 

[Tesseract]

Did you know Jack wasn't the bad guy? It was little Danny.
You see Jack had no idea about his ability to shine, as no one ever explained it to him as a child. This is seen by Jack as a decent into madness.
While in reality Danny was shining these terrible images and feelings into his fathers head. Deliberate or not, Danny caused Jacks mental break.

maybe jack should have learned some individual responsibility

 

[TrainedRage]

maybe jack should have learned some individual responsibility

I am Jacks complete lack of responsibility.

 

[and 3 others]

I am Jacks complete lack of responsibility.

Another statistic. Ya hate to see it.

 

[Tesseract]

I am Jacks complete lack of responsibility.

it's a touching story, shame it ain't true

 

[Birdo]

Your dog has been replicated.

One is the original, and one is The Thing.

I suggest a blood test and a flamethrower.

 

[MasterCornholio]

Did you know Jack wasn't the bad guy? It was little Danny.
You see Jack had no idea about his ability to shine, as no one ever explained it to him as a child. This is seen by Jack as a decent into madness.
While in reality Danny was shining these terrible images and feelings into his fathers head. Deliberate or not, Danny caused Jacks mental break.
Jack uses alcohol to numb his shine but while at the hotel there is no booze so Jack is just seen as going crazy.

So it's essentially a story about an alcoholic father that is driven crazy by his kid.

 

[TrainedRage]

it's a touching story, shame it ain't true

 

[Ailynn]

 

[TrainedRage]

So it's essentially a story about an alcoholic father that is driven crazy by his kid.

That was my take on it. You see that Jack has the ability to Shine when he escapes the locked freezer. In Dr. Sleep Danny HAS to drink to keep the 'voices' out of his head. I imagine like his father did.
Danny used his very powerful ability to indirectly manipulate his father. Even his mother. Using mental projection to scare them both.

there was a great video about it but I cant seem to find it...



starts at like 4:10. I don't agree with his take on the dog mask guy but I think the theory is sound.

 

[Tesseract]

jack was an alcoholic loser who beat his wife and kid

 

[DESTROYA]

Lockjaw was his father.