William Parcher
Banned
My friends and family, I can tell, find it hard to believe, as do I. After all the weirdness, it seems unreal. Nevertheless, last night I came very close to getting laid. I got one "Yes" from someone I just coudln't do it with because, well, I'm male and could not do it unless I'm attracted. That's just the fault of the male human anatomy. Then I went to a bar and got closer than I ever have since my baptism.
You see, technichally I'm a virgin since I haven't done anything with anyone in years and years and all sins are erased at baptism. Anyway, even though I'm semi-fameous around this town and known to have family in the military and stuff, the scene was similar to what happened on my externship.
Before you can be a Medical Assistant, you have to work in an actual office assisting a doctor. I did this, and the doctor I worked with said, "At first it will seem akward, but after a short time you will be seen as just another collegue." This is exactly what happened and I became a valuable member of the team. I could tell the people I was working with were a tad aprehinsive about working with me, but there was something else in their eyes, too.
There was no hardness there. They wanted to accept me. Eventually, they did. It's the same sitiuation with me fitting in with people in this town and scoring. In my firm oppinion, it is all a matter of finishing now.
It's in the bag, as it were. That's what I believe. I'm a good judge of charachter, and I can tell when there is no chance of hanging out and people are angry at me, and not at circumstances over which I and they have no control. It's in the eyes.
I'm glad of this because virginity sucks donkey genetallia. It is bad for everyone to not make love, not war. This has been calcuated to the last decimal. Terrance Mann really had something there.
Let me take this opportunity to say something. Talking about my externship reminds me of the horrible tsunami because I got transfered to another office to get more experience by the doctor, and the folks at Maric college asked me if I made the decision to go there. I told them I had nothing to do with it, and they were glad because I was not supposed to do that. The doctor, Dr. Thompson was to blame, and not me. Unfortuneately, the tsunami incident will always stick firmly in my mind more clearly than other folks because of that.
I sure hope the U.S. didn't cause it as some people believe, but I will still hate most of those hardcore guys anyway as they propably hate themselves. After all, they are paid to be dicks, and a dick is a dick is a dick. Acting like Nazis is, ultimately, illogical on every level and counterproductive to the advancement of a country and its people.
Thank you.
You see, technichally I'm a virgin since I haven't done anything with anyone in years and years and all sins are erased at baptism. Anyway, even though I'm semi-fameous around this town and known to have family in the military and stuff, the scene was similar to what happened on my externship.
Before you can be a Medical Assistant, you have to work in an actual office assisting a doctor. I did this, and the doctor I worked with said, "At first it will seem akward, but after a short time you will be seen as just another collegue." This is exactly what happened and I became a valuable member of the team. I could tell the people I was working with were a tad aprehinsive about working with me, but there was something else in their eyes, too.
There was no hardness there. They wanted to accept me. Eventually, they did. It's the same sitiuation with me fitting in with people in this town and scoring. In my firm oppinion, it is all a matter of finishing now.
It's in the bag, as it were. That's what I believe. I'm a good judge of charachter, and I can tell when there is no chance of hanging out and people are angry at me, and not at circumstances over which I and they have no control. It's in the eyes.
I'm glad of this because virginity sucks donkey genetallia. It is bad for everyone to not make love, not war. This has been calcuated to the last decimal. Terrance Mann really had something there.
Let me take this opportunity to say something. Talking about my externship reminds me of the horrible tsunami because I got transfered to another office to get more experience by the doctor, and the folks at Maric college asked me if I made the decision to go there. I told them I had nothing to do with it, and they were glad because I was not supposed to do that. The doctor, Dr. Thompson was to blame, and not me. Unfortuneately, the tsunami incident will always stick firmly in my mind more clearly than other folks because of that.
I sure hope the U.S. didn't cause it as some people believe, but I will still hate most of those hardcore guys anyway as they propably hate themselves. After all, they are paid to be dicks, and a dick is a dick is a dick. Acting like Nazis is, ultimately, illogical on every level and counterproductive to the advancement of a country and its people.
Thank you.
Ah but let's get back on target here. Back to what's really important. Making fun of William Parcher. I think he probably watches Will & Grace.