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Doth Togo said:
Why does your public profile say:

Biography:
I live to have sex.
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Because it's fun? I suppose it's a tad Freudian to say that sex is a major motivator in all of life's ambitions, but I think it's basically true. We improve our bodys for it, get a nice house for it, drive a nice car for it, etc.

Part of it is so that we can move beyond the daily existance thing and relax and move upwards towards self actualization, of course. However, the physiological need for sex will drag you down into the daily existance thing so I believe that having a partner is an essential part of reaching self actualization.

That's the psychology lesson of the day.
 
William Parcher said:
Natural Death happened so the older generation would make way for the new mutants.
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The most sense so far!

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CVXFREAK said:
This is the most interesting, confusing, enlightening and O_O thread ever on GAF. Archives please.
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It is if the message behind it is, "Make love, not war" . . . the phrase coined by Terrance Mann in the sixties, then, yes, this thread is interesting and has a good message. Many people claim that it is better to be more "moral" because the U.S. is fighting an ultra conservative enemy that hates our way of life, however, Mann is always right since most of these people are really just saying, "Whatever, dude" and don't want to be involved.

When they object to the violence the U.S. does, they really just want to be left alone and ignore everything. It is a baser instinct knee-jerk reaction or fear response and has nothing to do with a real protest or moral outcry.

It is a big, long yawn and a shrug. "What-everrrr". I just find this a little too blonde and believe that Terrance Mann is correct. Just because the overlord represents making rules does not mean I'm going right through the book and brake each and every law.

I'm not believing in "Make love, not war" for the government. I just believe in peace and think that both sides are wrong and need to agree. This is almost always the case, if you research history.

It really does take two to make an argument.
 
William Parcher said:
It is if the message behind it is, "Make love, not war" . . . the phrase coined by Terrance Mann in the sixties, then, yes, this thread is interesting and has a good message. Many people claim that it is better to be more "moral" because the U.S. is fighting an ultra conservative enemy that hates our way of life, however, Mann is always right since most of these people are really just saying, "Whatever, dude" and don't want to be involved.

When they object to the violence the U.S. does, they really just want to be left alone and ignore everything. It is a baser instinct knee-jerk reaction or fear response and has nothing to do with a real protest or moral outcry.

It is a big, long yawn and a shrug. "What-everrrr". I just find this a little too blonde and believe that Terrance Mann is correct. Just because the overlord represents making rules does not mean I'm going right through the book and brake each and every law.

I'm not believing in "Make love, not war" for the government. I just believe in peace and think that both sides are wrong and need to agree. This is almost always the case, if you research history.

It really does take two to make an argument.
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Dude. You gotta tell us where you're getting the shit you're smokin'
 
Before you can be a Medical Assistant, you have to work in an actual office assisting a doctor. I did this, and the doctor I worked with said, "At first it will seem akward, but after a short time you will be seen as just another collegue.
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Actually, virginity kind of resets after about eight years. All the virgin mannerisms are there and stuff. Women are, well, uh, "tight" again and sex is painful and guys have the mannerisms.
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Welcome to the Bill Frist School of Medicine.
 
ManDudeChild said:
Dude. You gotta tell us where you're getting the shit you're smokin'
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I'm sober right now and not smokin'. I still think that "Make love, not war" is a good idea and always will. The Muslims need to get a little dirtier and the U.S. needs to get a lot cleaner.

The bitchy behavior must end. Why can no one EVER see that it takes two to make an argument and that both sides need to compromise just a little?

I mean, just a little? The tinyest amount? Can you agree with America .000000001% of the time?
 
android said:
Welcome to the Bill Frist School of Medicine.
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Uh, since I'm talking about psychology and NOT medicine, your statement does not apply. Mannerisms = psycology. Human sexuality is kind of an unknown. Are all people partially Gay, like at a 3 instead of a 9 like a full on Gay man?

Who knows? At this point, you can say I am a quack when it comes to psychology, but then agan, all psychologists are quacks since we are not that advanced yet.
 
Suerte said:
There's nothing more devastating than a big chopper... sssh, don't cheapen this.
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You are being silly. Sex is good, though. Er . . . I think next time I try to get laid it won't be on a Tuesday with like three people in the bar.

That seems a little . . . optimistic. Regulars don't like newbies.

Whatever, though, dude. I'll just do my prair thing . . . see what happenes. Who could resist knowing what happenes when a real priest prays for what I will . . . and finally having dominion over all aspects of life . . . even God?

Talk about an apple offered by Eve!

At least I'll die knowing I was willing to compromise, as were the people I talked to.
 
WTF is this thread about? I was thinking some 16-year old was going to post about almost getting his manhood wet, but the parents came home. But instead I get some bullshit about how some guy feels like he is "Finally getting accepted at work". I say this falls into the misleading title folder.
 
dskillzhtown said:
WTF is this thread about? I was thinking some 16-year old was going to post about almost getting his manhood wet, but the parents came home. But instead I get some bullshit about how some guy feels like he is "Finally getting accepted at work". I say this falls into the misleading title folder.
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I don't think he even knows what this thread about. He keeps jumping around with random stuff.
 
ManDudeChild said:
I don't think he even knows what this thread about. He keeps jumping around with random stuff.
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Okay, okay, I'm just saying I'm getting accepted in this kind of community of folks and it's LIKE what happened at work, man. I am making progress and that rules.

That's what the thread is about.
 
Instigator said:
WTF? Who let Parcher in here? Is the account validation feature off lately?
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Are you okay, dude? What's wrong? I haven't said anything mean to anyone here. Let me massage you. Heh. You've had a hard day, man. :)
 
Instigator said:
That's so Hanson.
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Only if you're under 18 or a cop pretending to be such. If you are like Taylor Hanson, who is 22, a man, then it's actually kind of . . hot, if you don't mind my being so forward.

If you think I'm still a racist, I'll say I'm not attracted to most Black guys, although, now, I saw the movie, "9 Dead Gay Guys" and the three Black brothers were kinda . . . I dunno. They had that Taylor thing a bit. Maybe it was the well tended dreads.

Go rent the movie and we can rate the hotness. :D
 
quadriplegicjon said:
he aint lying. ive tried it and its true.
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I think my brother tried that a long time ago with some kind of heater in a closet or something. I dunno, he's weird and I listen to Eminem, brotha.

He's also dead, because married people are dead. Unless they have cool kids or something. I think Tony should adopt, but he is dumb on the subject.
 
FortNinety said:
This thread is all sorts of awesome.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Thank you. And may I say that your avatar is pretty sexy in a weird way. My girlfriend dressed up as an elf for a haloween party once and made sure that we, well, had fun with her costume on. She wanted to make it a fantacy. This actually happened with Jennifer who later became my fiance.

Actually, though, the ears got in the way and she was worried about her makeup. I had much more fun when she did a langere show for me at a hotel we rented once. I finally chose the red one even though the blue one was cute.
 
Lemurnator said:
I broke my cherry riding a mechanical bull.

I cried.
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That's pretty gross. (Pukes)

You need to spend a little time recovering in the nest. Too bad there are so many young girls twisted by life. I need a bigger nest or . .. something.
 
William Parcher said:
That's pretty gross. (Pukes)

You need to spend a little time recovering in the nest. Too bad there are so many young girls twisted by life. I need a bigger nest or . .. something.
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That was a lie, I stole it from family guy.

Riding a bike...
 
I thought about your first post for some time now, and I still have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Everytime I thought I had latched on...the topic is completely different.

Your point is to your post as a rainbow is to colors. What color is a rainbow? Kinda tough to answer. What are you talking about? Kinda tough to answer.

But that's not as hard to answer as whether or not my zone is good at my job (hardlines at Target). Ya see, I'm not quick, I'm a perfectionist, and in a perfect world, there would be no hate. But that would mean we would have no hatemail thread that was in the gaming forum a long time ago. I think it was after the Ninja Gaiden review, and everyone hated it because Ninja Gaiden rocked. That girl had massive boobs though...like..too big. Ya see ya don't want em too big cuz then if she turns out to be a ninja too, and she smacks you in the face with em, it's gonna hurt. That's just basic physics right there, cuz you have the momentum of her jubblies stopping suddenly upside your cheek, and it stings because it has a high impulse. Man, I miss my first physics class...that was easy, the stuff we do now is much harder. Atleast last semester. Crazy semester right there. First night out, me and some friends decide to hit up this house party, only we left campus in the wrong direction and ended up doing a lap around the entire thing before getting there. 8 miles. 8 frikkin miles. Remember that movie? The one with eminem? I was kinda surprised he didn't throw a jab at his ex-wfe in the movie title. I mean..."8 miles cuz my ex-wife's a bitch" has a certain ring to it. That would open up room for sequels such as "8 mile: return of the bitchy wife" and "8 mile:the bitchy wife's parents suck too". ALLL leading up to the finale, "9 mile cuz my ex-wife's a bitch". That would suck.

Thank you.
 
enjoy bell woods said:
GOD SHUT UP GO DIE
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You know, I really don't appreciate you coming out of nowhere and telling me to shut up. Leave me alone.

There's a feature called "ignore" that you might find useful.
 
Diablos said:
You know, I really don't appreciate you coming out of nowhere and telling me to shut up. Leave me alone.

There's a feature called "ignore" that you might find useful.
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You told the OP to shut up. What's YOUR problem, jerk? He's a friend of mine.
 
Diablos said:
You know, I really don't appreciate you coming out of nowhere and telling me to shut up. Leave me alone.

There's a feature called "ignore" that you might find useful.
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He's been riding Partcher's cock all thread....nothing against you.

And yes he is a giant joke.
 
ScientificNinja said:
He's taken, like, 500-600 words to say "I almost got laid". What the fuck is this thread meant to be about???
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William Parcher said:
Okay, okay, I'm just saying I'm getting accepted in this kind of community of folks and it's LIKE what happened at work, man. I am making progress and that rules.

That's what the thread is about
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Now go away. Thanx.
 
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