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I want to congratulate Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen in advance for securing the spot on the prestigious Top 3 GAF Member List

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GymWolf

Member
Kinda gonna need that backstory.
I made an innocent joke about something he said in the mma topic and he put me in ignore.
I tried to clear the situation via pm but the guy was probably in that period of the month where you are over-sensitive. :lollipop_squinting:

People who have the bad luck of reading my jokes know that my purpose is never to offend people.
 
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Well, he usually makes the first, second or third reply in a thread, seemingly posting in every thread, so he was bound to accrue a ton of reactions. But I would imagine it would lead to feeling burned out posting so much so quickly.
 
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I never woulda thought that sucking SO much dick would pay off one day

(I hope no one finds out I paid Matt to request his temp)

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Real reply:

(after writing this, I realized it is probably cringe that I wrote a little mini-blog here about GAF and reactions, but whatever, I wrote it so here it goes)

My butthole clenched up a little when I saw my name in a thread title this after waking up this morning.

And, I am gonna be honest, I am afraid to read the replies (I am weird like this). worried it is mostly "lol that guy sucks," more or less.

The truth is I am really not "top" at anything. I just post a lot.

It's deceiving. The reasons why I have climbed the list recently are mostly lucky coincidences:

brap brap got banned, he generated truly elite interactions, a much more popular GAFer than I ever will be
You (MHK) took a break, you generate way more interactions on average than I do, you're a better poster than I am
Mista Mista and Tesseract Tesseract have lives and haven't been posting as often, they both are better posters than I am
and now Papa Papa has taken a long break too, way better poster than I am

So, it's not like I am some kickass d00d, just a lot of things happened

I'll never be in the same league as DeepEnigma DeepEnigma DunDunDunpachi DunDunDunpachi Papa Papa or EviLore EviLore , no even close

There are also numerous people who contribute way more significantly than I do, such as Ailynn Ailynn Schrödinger's cat Schrödinger's cat autoduelist autoduelist cryptoadam cryptoadam -Arcadia- -Arcadia- Grand Theft Scratchy Grand Theft Scratchy etc (I could go on and on, accounts like Barsinister Barsinister Nymphae Nymphae Xaero Gravity Xaero Gravity InterMusketeer InterMusketeer are accounts where you see they posted a reply and you make sure to click to see what they said, I don't think I am on that level at all), Cunth Cunth is on a different level too, I mean i could go on and on ( Musky_Cheese Musky_Cheese Danjin44 Danjin44 etc, all better posters than I am) Jesus Carbomb Jesus Carbomb literally makes me laugh out loud every time I read new post, legit

I just like browsing GAF. The site is fun for me. I like posting here. I figure if I post enough, then eventually I will get lucky and post something of value

Happy Monday.

Congrats on the sex ?!?

What is that?
 
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I never woulda thought that sucking SO much dick would pay off one day

(I hope no one finds out I paid Matt to request his temp)

-------------------------

Real reply:

(after writing this, I realized it is probably cringe that I wrote a little mini-blog here about GAF and reactions, but whatever, I wrote it so here it goes)

My butthole clenched up a little when I saw my name in a thread title this after waking up this morning.

And, I am gonna be honest, I am afraid to read the replies (I am weird like this). worried it is mostly "lol that guy sucks," more or less.

The truth is I am really not "top" at anything. I just post a lot.

It's deceiving. The reasons why I have climbed the list recently are mostly lucky coincidences:

brap brap got banned, he generated truly elite interactions, a much more popular GAFer than I ever will be
You (MHK) took a break, you generate way more interactions on average than I do, you're a better poster than I am
Mista Mista and Tesseract Tesseract have lives and haven't been posting as often, they both are better posters than I am
and now Papa Papa has taken a long break too, way better poster than I am

So, it's not like I am some kickass d00d, just a lot of things happened

I'll never be in the same league as DeepEnigma DeepEnigma DunDunDunpachi DunDunDunpachi Papa Papa or EviLore EviLore , no even close

There are also numerous people who contribute way more significantly than I do, such as Ailynn Ailynn Schrödinger's cat Schrödinger's cat autoduelist autoduelist cryptoadam cryptoadam -Arcadia- -Arcadia- Grand Theft Scratchy Grand Theft Scratchy etc (I could go on and on, accounts like Barsinister Barsinister Nymphae Nymphae Xaero Gravity Xaero Gravity InterMusketeer InterMusketeer are accounts where you see they posted a reply and you make sure to click to see what they said, I don't think I am on that level at all), Cunth Cunth is on a different level too, I mean i could go on and on ( Musky_Cheese Musky_Cheese Danjin44 Danjin44 etc, all better posters than I am) Jesus Carbomb Jesus Carbomb literally makes me laugh out loud every time I read new post, legit

I just like browsing GAF. The site is fun for me. I like posting here. I figure if I post enough, then eventually I will get lucky and post something of value

Happy Monday.



What is that?
Not mentioned once, you're dead to me.
 

-Arcadia-

Banned
I never woulda thought that sucking SO much dick would pay off one day

(I hope no one finds out I paid Matt to request his temp)

-------------------------

Real reply:

(after writing this, I realized it is probably cringe that I wrote a little mini-blog here about GAF and reactions, but whatever, I wrote it so here it goes)

My butthole clenched up a little when I saw my name in a thread title this after waking up this morning.

And, I am gonna be honest, I am afraid to read the replies (I am weird like this). worried it is mostly "lol that guy sucks," more or less.

The truth is I am really not "top" at anything. I just post a lot.

It's deceiving. The reasons why I have climbed the list recently are mostly lucky coincidences:

brap brap got banned, he generated truly elite interactions, a much more popular GAFer than I ever will be
You (MHK) took a break, you generate way more interactions on average than I do, you're a better poster than I am
Mista Mista and Tesseract Tesseract have lives and haven't been posting as often, they both are better posters than I am
and now Papa Papa has taken a long break too, way better poster than I am

So, it's not like I am some kickass d00d, just a lot of things happened

I'll never be in the same league as DeepEnigma DeepEnigma DunDunDunpachi DunDunDunpachi Papa Papa or EviLore EviLore , no even close

There are also numerous people who contribute way more significantly than I do, such as Ailynn Ailynn Schrödinger's cat Schrödinger's cat autoduelist autoduelist cryptoadam cryptoadam -Arcadia- -Arcadia- Grand Theft Scratchy Grand Theft Scratchy etc (I could go on and on, accounts like Barsinister Barsinister Nymphae Nymphae Xaero Gravity Xaero Gravity InterMusketeer InterMusketeer are accounts where you see they posted a reply and you make sure to click to see what they said, I don't think I am on that level at all), Cunth Cunth is on a different level too, I mean i could go on and on ( Musky_Cheese Musky_Cheese Danjin44 Danjin44 etc, all better posters than I am) Jesus Carbomb Jesus Carbomb literally makes me laugh out loud every time I read new post, legit

I just like browsing GAF. The site is fun for me. I like posting here. I figure if I post enough, then eventually I will get lucky and post something of value

Happy Monday.



What is that?

You're not giving yourself nearly enough credit.

A little rushed, because of being out and about, but what I said in the TY thread still applies.

JareBear: Remastered JareBear: Remastered , thanks for the gold. : )

And being a really cool poster that’s always in every gaming side thread, providing level-headed, really interesting thoughts and discussion. Whenever I see your avatar, it’s a stop scrolling and see what this guy has to say moment.

Likewise for all the funny comments.

Keep being awesome, and congrats on the huge, deserved milestone. : )
 

Meowzers

Member
Chunk is alright.

When I said to him once that he has more guts than anyone here on NeoGaf, he oiled up his stomach and proceeded to rub himself up against my face.

But I loves him I do.
 

Rentahamster

Rodent Whores
I made an innocent joke about something he said in the mma topic and he put me in ignore.
I tried to clear the situation via pm but the guy was probably in that period of the month where you are over-sensitive. :lollipop_squinting:

People who have the bad luck of reading my jokes know that my purpose is never to offend people.
Is it truly their fault?

Perhaps you have ass burgers 🤔
 

MaestroMike

Gold Member
what were all his (your) names ??? I know Cult of Fartnoise was one and I think Chunk Loves Sloth? Jare was one as well?
 
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