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I want to congratulate Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen in advance for securing the spot on the prestigious Top 3 GAF Member List

Tesseract

Tesseract

Banned
Nikana said:
Nipples.
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i regret nothing

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Mista

Mista

Banned
Lawrence ‘Chunk’ Cohen said:
I never woulda thought that sucking SO much dick would pay off one day

(I hope no one finds out I paid Matt to request his temp)

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Real reply:

(after writing this, I realized it is probably cringe that I wrote a little mini-blog here about GAF and reactions, but whatever, I wrote it so here it goes)

My butthole clenched up a little when I saw my name in a thread title this after waking up this morning.

And, I am gonna be honest, I am afraid to read the replies (I am weird like this). worried it is mostly "lol that guy sucks," more or less.

The truth is I am really not "top" at anything. I just post a lot.

It's deceiving. The reasons why I have climbed the list recently are mostly lucky coincidences:

@brap got banned, he generated truly elite interactions, a much more popular GAFer than I ever will be
You (MHK) took a break, you generate way more interactions on average than I do, you're a better poster than I am
Mista Mista and Tesseract Tesseract have lives and haven't been posting as often, they both are better posters than I am
and now @matt404au has taken a long break too, way better poster than I am

So, it's not like I am some kickass d00d, just a lot of things happened

I'll never be in the same league as @DeepEnigma @DunDunDunpachi @matt404au or @EviLore , no even close

There are also numerous people who contribute way more significantly than I do, such as @Ailynn @Schrödinger's cat @autoduelist @cryptoadam @-Arcadia- @VysePSU etc (I could go on and on, accounts like @Barsinister Nymphae Nymphae @Xaero Gravity @InterMusketeer are accounts where you see they posted a reply and you make sure to click to see what they said, I don't think I am on that level at all), Cunth Cunth is on a different level too, I mean i could go on and on (@Musky_Cheese @Danjin44 etc, all better posters than I am) @Jesus Carbomb literally makes me laugh out loud every time I read new post, legit

I just like browsing GAF. The site is fun for me. I like posting here. I figure if I post enough, then eventually I will get lucky and post something of value

Happy Monday.



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Thank you for the kind words but lets not take away your genuine interaction and the good posts. You actually contribute to every thread you reply in and not some half-assed comedian that posts shit takes in every thread or lowkey trying to turn it into a fanboy war. So congratulations chunky boi :)
 
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Stiflers Mom

Stiflers Mom

Banned
Shmunter said:
This guy? Wow. Ironically the only one Neogaf that could get run over by a bus and I wouldn’t shed a tear. Maybe it’s the deranged PM I received out of the blue. Hopefully he has me on ignore or ill be scared to open my inbox.
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He has gone missing for a week now...
Have you something to do with that by any chance?

Do you drive a bus?
 
Nymphae

Nymphae

Banned
Shmunter said:
This guy? Wow. Ironically the only one Neogaf that could get run over by a bus and I wouldn’t shed a tear. Maybe it’s the deranged PM I received out of the blue. Hopefully he has me on ignore or ill be scared to open my inbox.
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Good lord he does that a lot
 
Faenrir

Faenrir

Member
Congrats. The fact you're a Goonies fan alone already means you're awesome but even though i haven't been on GAF a long time, i always enjoy reading your posts :)
 
Tesseract

Tesseract

Banned
MaestroMike said:
Wasn't Tesseract Tesseract gone for awhile too last year ??? Chunks probably found a treasure map and is on some sort of adventure looking for the the long lost gold he needs to prevent his home from being foreclosed becuz of this dam covid shutting everything down
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i took three months to reevaluate some things, consider options, murders and executions ...

now it's level design and code p. much all day every day, alongside a steady diet of books and exercise

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TrainedRage

TrainedRage

Banned
Wait Chunk was banned from posting in a thread?
Dude was like the nicest person here! The fuck did he do?

I know he has been gone, but I thought it was a personal choice to get his head right or something.
Either way I miss him. He is good people.
 
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