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[jdforge]

I go to Ibiza almost every summer. It is without doubt the best holiday destination in Europe for the discerning dance music fan, and those who really like to chill out. The island is full of beautiful people from June to September, and every year I go back, I've noticed more and more americans making the trip.

So have you ever been to Ibiza, and if so what was the best thing about the island ?

For me - Standing amidst a sweaty 10,000 crowd watching a live sex show in Manumission @ 4am was pretty cool - I had no idea that girls could decant an entire bottle of Champagne in their anal passage, or that a bloke could pleasure himself orally, without puncturing a lung.

Spending hours dancing on the sun drenched terrace at Space, waving to the new arrivals as they boom overhead as Sasha belts out the tunes - Just thinking about that place gives me a rush.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I get the same rush from a nice cup of tea and a packet of hob nobs.

 

[B'z-chan]

I just came off or a religious experiance i had with a peanut butter sandwhich. MAN i was all tripin out then i got some milk then it was chill out time. Man peanutbutter, its one hell of a trip.

 

[silver]

I quit going on "party vacations" a few years ago. Now I'm more a hiking/cultural vacation kinda guy. Guess I've grown up.

But yeah, Ibiza is a good place. A lot of places play shitty music though.

 

[Hyoushi]

I get the same rush from a nice cup of tea and a packet of hob nobs.

:lol

 

[jdforge]

I quit going on "party vacations" a few years ago. Now I'm more a hiking/cultural vacation kinda guy. Guess I've grown up.

But yeah, Ibiza is a good place. A lot of places play shitty music though.

The only clubs/nights I go to are :

Space - Sundays @ Space - Usually Carl Cox, Sasha, Steve Lawler etc
Amnesia - Cream @ Amnesia - Usually Tall Pall, PVD, Tiesto, Timo Mass etc
Privilage - Manumission @ Privilage - Usually Pete Tong, Oakenfold, Seb Fontaine etc

I don't go near the strip in San Antonio, prefer to hang out along the cafes - Savannah, Mambo, Del Mar etc.

 

[robertsan21]

I go to Ibiza almost every summer. It is without doubt the best holiday destination in Europe for the discerning dance music fan, and those who really like to chill out. The island is full of beautiful people from June to September, and every year I go back, I've noticed more and more americans making the trip.

So have you ever been to Ibiza, and if so what was the best thing about the island ?

For me - Standing amidst a sweaty 10,000 crowd watching a live sex show in Manumission @ 4am was pretty cool - I had no idea that girls could decant an entire bottle of Champagne in their anal passage, or that a bloke could pleasure himself orally, without puncturing a lung.

Spending hours dancing on the sun drenched terrace at Space, waving to the new arrivals as they boom overhead as Sasha belts out the tunes - Just thinking about that place gives me a rush.

went to ibiza once never again


ibiza=

ugly brits....CHECK!
retarded junkies....CHECK!
people on drugs....CHECK!
people who like to be spaced out on weed....CHECK "these kind of people are most commonly found in Thailand, they sit around the camp fire smoking weed, have dreadlock in their hair and dresses like they been homless for the last 10 years.they also thinks that the UBER CRAPPY film "The beach" is the best film evermade.
if you have these in your town call on cartman and he can exterminate them for you.

only posative thing was the music

but i will never set my foot in Ibiza again.

 

[Papi]

I had a glass of water before. It was the highlight of my life!

 

[jdforge]

went to ibiza once never again


ibiza=

ugly brits....CHECK!
retarded junkies....CHECK!
people on drugs....CHECK!
people who like to be spaced out on weed....CHECK "these kind of people are most commonly found in Thailand, they sit around the camp fire smoking weed, have dreadlock in their hair and dresses like they been homless for the last 10 years.they also thinks that the UBER CRAPPY film "The beach" is the best film evermade.
if you have these in your town call on cartman and he can exterminate them for you.

only posative thing was the music

but i will never set my foot in Ibiza again.

Thats quite harsh....


On my assessment of Miami and Ft Lauderdale ....


Fat German Whore - Check
Crack Selling Mother - Check
Drunks / Drug addicts - Check
Knife Weilding Psycho - Check
Needles on beach - Check


Yeah I much prefer a few ugly brits and some spaced out pot smokers than putting my life at risk.


And why have you only got one foot ?

 

[robertsan21]

Thats quite harsh....


On my assessment of Miami and Ft Lauderdale ....


Fat German Whore - Check
Crack Selling Mother - Check
Drunks / Drug addicts - Check
Knife Weilding Psycho - Check
Needles on beach - Check


Yeah I much prefer a few ugly brits and some spaced out pot smokers than putting my life at risk.


And why have you only got one foot ?

i hate brits, pale and ugly people, but i would choose them over a drugdealer but saying that Miami sucks is just wrong!

i am sure you just hang at the wrong clubs and with the wrong kind of people when your in Miami.

you wont find hotter girls than you do in Miami!
ok i know they are gold diggers but who cares get them in bed and leave!

concerning my other foot, it was taken by "looks around nervously" THEM!

 

[jdforge]

I had such a bad time in Miami - I was involved in a rather terrifying ordeal, where I was stalked by some freak with a knife. The worst that has happened to me in my 6 trips to Ibiza was waking up beside a fat chick, who I had no recollection of - Too much Absolute

 

[robertsan21]

I had such a bad time in Miami - I was involved in a rather terrifying ordeal, where I was stalked by some freak with a knife. The worst that has happened to me in my 6 trips to Ibiza was waking up beside a fat chick, who I had no recollection of - Too much Absolute

ah shit thats bad!
should have sent to Five o on his ass

and i am sorry about you waking up next to a fat chick!
but thats what to little vodka can do for you, if you have had alittle more vodka in your system not ever the fat chick would have wanted to be next to you

the goal is to drink until you puke all over the place and when the first girl says " ewww dont touch me you discusting pig" thats when you know the night has been a sucess

 

[jdforge]

ah shit thats bad!
should have sent to Five o on his ass

and i am sorry about you waking up next to a fat chick!
but thats what to little vodka can do for you, if you have had alittle more vodka in your system not ever the fat chick would have wanted to be next to you

the goal is to drink until you puke all over the place and when the first girl says " ewww dont touch me you discusting pig" thats when you know the night has been a sucess

:lol Yeah - Sounds like a good plan to me....