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[Suikoguy]

Really bad choice to put the word "in" after "pens"

So difficult to not read it as penis, lol.

If you had wrote it as "If I Cover My Co-worker's Pen in Green Chili Pepper Juice..."

Much harder to misread.

Either way, you sound like an asshole. You could try just asking him to stop, then gauge his reaction and try to help him break the habit.

 

[user8503492]

Works a trick getting dogs to stop chewing things

Sometimes...1 dog I have I dont even have to spray it, used to use it alot when he was mouthy and bitey as a pup..
Other dog tho loves that shit like its candy, is slowly chewing the leg off a wooden chair I have and chews more and licks when I spray it. Even comes running when she knows I have it...
But its my wacked dog, same dog who hates going for walks, is scared of my foot steps if I take her for run etc..

 

[Clydefrog]

You should wrap and glue fake penises on his pens so it looks hilarious when he does it

 

[kamspy]

Blow a load on a piece of glass. Wait a couple days for it to harden up. Crumble the hardened load into a fine crystalline powder. Sprinkle it all over his pens.

It might not stop him from chewing them, but you'll have a smirk on your face worth a million dollars when you watch him do it.

 

[JzeroT1437]

Blow a load on a piece of glass. Wait a couple days for it to harden up. Crumble the hardened load into a fine crystalline powder. Sprinkle it all over his pens.

It might not stop him from chewing them, but you'll have a smirk on your face worth a million dollars when you watch him do it.

I like this idea.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

I read pens as penis at first...

 

[Zoe]

... I can't stop misreading the title.

Anyway, I'm sure they make stuff that's targeted towards children to stop them from chewing on things. Buy some and give it to him. He's the one who has to make the effort to stop.

 

[andycapps]

Just bring in some doggy chew toys and put them on his desk one morning. Maybe he'll get the hint.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

take his pens home, video yourself pissing on them, sticking them up your ass, into dogshit, in some dumpster juice or whatever, then replace them in the morning. Near the end of the day forward him the video file from a new gmail address.

 

[Uncle]

Strychnine in the guacamole.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Okay, so I'm not going to legitimately cover the dude's pens in pepper juice. But what do I do to actually get him to stop it. The girl that sits across from him usually has him on a leash, smacking the table when he's doing it so he'll stop, but she got moved recently. I would do that, but I don't sit directly across from it. I guess I can just tell him to stop every time, but the guy does it pretty much all day.




No, I used to. Now I work for Legal Media Company.



Now the guy is picking his nose and chewing on rolos.

end his existence.