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If I were a rich man I would...

nush

Gold Member
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Celcius

°Temp. member
Buy a nice brand new home
Buy a nice brand new Porsche 911 Turbo
Buy a nice brand new Porsche Panamera
Buy a '97 Toyota Supra and restore it
Buy the largest OLED TV that LG makes
Buy some new furniture
Upgrade my internet to fiber
Buy some more Jordans (I have the 12 reverse flue games, but I'd also like a pair of 11's and a pair of 1's)
hmm, I haven't spent enough yet
Buy a Rolex Submariner (Hulk), the all green one
Buy a Rolex Milgauss with the z-blue dial
To be honest I like my PC as-is for now, so save some money for the future
Buy a Panda Rolex Daytona
Buy an Omega Railmaster with the grey dial
Buy an Omega Speedmaster
hmm, still have a lot more to spend
I'd set aside some of it to travel if this pandemic ever ends
I'd put some of it in the stock market... not because I need to profit but just to watch the numbers for fun
Of course I'm going to eat good as well so let me spend some on nice meals
It's been a long time since I bought new clothes so let me get some of those too
I'll buy a laptop too just in case I need to travel somewhere and would still have a laptop
Buy an xbox so I can finally play through Gears of War 3, then never touch it again
I need to buy some new glasses too
hmm, I still have money to spend
I guess I'd put the rest in the bank for retirement
 

Allforce

Member
Sadly 10mil isn't "fuck you" money, so I'd probably invest a bunch, live frugally, and pursue a hobby

Sadly it's not, but I'll be there one day and there are absolutely enough people below you at that point to act like it is.
 

Hulk_Smash

Banned
Another thing I would do if I had “f you” money besides hiring a personal trainer and chef would be to start my own business.

But not just any business. I would build a store that would be the biggest nerd paradise you ever laid your eyes on.

it would be 1/5th:
-Coffee shop
-Comic book store
-Arcade with both coin-op games and console-PC games
-Video game store that sells mostly used and classic games
-Board game store with plenty of table space for games/tournaments

It would be in one building, one floor, sharply divided into four quadrants (the arcade and video game store would be combined).

Each quadrant would have its own theme and their own manager and staff.

I would hire the 4 managers and tell them to run the store- that I would be hands off in terms of running things and all the business decisions. Just as long as they’re honest and the store is breaking even, I don’t care.

I just want a bitchin’ hang out place for all of my nerdy friends to do things we love doing. And to share that experience with everyone else.
 

nush

Gold Member
Another thing I would do if I had “f you” money besides hiring a personal trainer and chef would be to start my own business.

But not just any business. I would build a store that would be the biggest nerd paradise you ever laid your eyes on.

it would be 1/5th:
-Coffee shop
-Comic book store
-Arcade with both coin-op games and console-PC games
-Video game store that sells mostly used and classic games
-Board game store with plenty of table space for games/tournaments

It would be in one building, one floor, sharply divided into four quadrants (the arcade and video game store would be combined).

Each quadrant would have its own theme and their own manager and staff.

I would hire the 4 managers and tell them to run the store- that I would be hands off in terms of running things and all the business decisions. Just as long as they’re honest and the store is breaking even, I don’t care.

I just want a bitchin’ hang out place for all of my nerdy friends to do things we love doing. And to share that experience with everyone else.

You could buy an office space and do all that, minus running it as a business and it being filled with smelly nerds. Just hire someone to buy all the latest nerd shit to enjoy and resell the stuff you've finished with. Then just invite your friends or run it as a private "Nerd club".
 

Hulk_Smash

Banned
You could buy an office space and do all that, minus running it as a business and it being filled with smelly nerds. Just hire someone to buy all the latest nerd shit to enjoy and resell the stuff you've finished with. Then just invite your friends or run it as a private "Nerd club".
maybe. sounds sketchy :messenger_tears_of_joy:. I like the idea of new people coming in, though.
 
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Buy a nice brand new home
Buy a nice brand new Porsche 911 Turbo
Buy a nice brand new Porsche Panamera
Buy a '97 Toyota Supra and restore it
Buy the largest OLED TV that LG makes
Buy some new furniture
Upgrade my internet to fiber
Buy some more Jordans (I have the 12 reverse flue games, but I'd also like a pair of 11's and a pair of 1's)
hmm, I haven't spent enough yet
Buy a Rolex Submariner (Hulk), the all green one
Buy a Rolex Milgauss with the z-blue dial
To be honest I like my PC as-is for now, so save some money for the future
Buy a Panda Rolex Daytona
Buy an Omega Railmaster with the grey dial
Buy an Omega Speedmaster
hmm, still have a lot more to spend
I'd set aside some of it to travel if this pandemic ever ends
I'd put some of it in the stock market... not because I need to profit but just to watch the numbers for fun
Of course I'm going to eat good as well so let me spend some on nice meals
It's been a long time since I bought new clothes so let me get some of those too
I'll buy a laptop too just in case I need to travel somewhere and would still have a laptop
Buy an xbox so I can finally play through Gears of War 3, then never touch it again
I need to buy some new glasses too
hmm, I still have money to spend
I guess I'd put the rest in the bank for retirement
 
With 10 million I wouldn't do anything crazy. Just live a comfortable life and fuck bitches.
With 100 million I would build a sumptuous underground bunker.
With 100 billion or more I'd invest a large sum of money in the creation of a super AI. Something that can outlive us and explore the universe long after we're gone.
 

BigBooper

Member
I would keep staff on hand for cutting my hair and nails. My secret shame is how much I despise cutting my toenails.
 
I would invest in NeoGaf to help it grow but let Evilore continue the good work. Offer whatever the forum needs to keep running and expanding. I would then quit my job, maybe invest some of it and just buy a nice cozy house for me and my girlfriend.

If I could successfully managed to make my money grow through investments (or depending of how much money I have at the time), I would start a business in the IT Medical field or IT Education.
 

Kenpachii

Member
I would sit on my ass all day and do nothing.

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Spend everything on houses to rent out. Market value of houses will go up no matter what + payments = easy life for the rest of your days as houses will always stay worth its money in the market.
 
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Whitecrow

Banned
Help me. Help my people.
Help those in need.

Change the education system around the world.

And also, nuke ReeeeEra from the orbit.
 
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INC

Member
I would build a scale model of the great pyramid (modern materials) and test theories on the giza power plant (masers, vibration, ion charges etc).

I mean hot women. I would spend it on hot women.

Small issue with that, we struggle to move rock that size, so good luck with that lol
 

Porcile

Member
10 million? lol bro everyone here has at least 10 mil in savings, crypto and stock options already. Try harder. 10 mil is just living my life.
 

6502

Member
Small issue with that, we struggle to move rock that size, so good luck with that lol
Modern materials and construction. Ie is Lime / rock capping possibly a capacitor? Then we can test by making a capacitor of the outer walls using other materials? Would bricks satisfy the same as neolithic size blocks?

I am interested in how man constructed these things 6 to 12 thousand years ago, and why; post flood and religion the world has a forced amnesia - but I am more interested in lost technology and harnessing potential natural energy.
 

chixdiggit

Member
Spend everything on houses to rent out. Market value of houses will go up no matter what + payments = easy life for the rest of your days as houses will always stay worth its money in the market.
It's always cute when people think that owning rental properties is just sitting back and collecting money. If I won the lottery it would be the exact type of stress I would avoid.
 
probably a decent house first, somewhere with a view that I can setup the way I want. nothing too big, but need a big gaming room thou, with a few arcade games and a full setup with a huge OLED TV, PC and consoles.

also an Ariel Atom V8. always wanted one of those to drive around. I would drive a regular beat up care for day to day stuff, but can drive the Atom out on the weekend and just tear around places, going to different restaurants and what not.

going travel too. Spain, Italy, Frence, Northern and Eastern Europe too. a long trip that's gonna take maybe a year or so to slowly experience all these places. and also to stay in Japan whenever I want. been there 3 times now and I still love going there.

after all that's done, gona buy a spot in some busy city to open up a small cafe/restaurant. it'll only seat a very small amount of people and it'll just be a normal place in all regards. but I won't charge the customer IF they are willing to talk and share a great story that I feel is interesting enough.
 

Blade2.0

Member
I only want to be rich so when I travel I can actually have leg room on a fucking flight. And since the airlines aren't going to be civil about it, guess that's my only option.
 
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Maestr0

Member
See how rich I am before making a decision, just to be sure I'm not doing anything stupid (being rich can be still subjective)
 

haxan7

Banned
after all that's done, gona buy a spot in some busy city to open up a small cafe/restaurant. it'll only seat a very small amount of people and it'll just be a normal place in all regards. but I won't charge the customer IF they are willing to talk and share a great story that I feel is interesting enough.
Imagine going somewhere to buy a coffee and the asshole who owns the place expects you to a) tell him a story and b) judges you carefully on whether it’s interesting enough.

I’ve never heard of a better ad for Starbucks.
 
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Deleted member 820760

Unconfirmed Member
Someone in Melbourne, Australia won $80,000,000 the other day. Lucky bastard.
 

Trogdor1123

Gold Member
My dream has always been to build a ranch. I'd build it with amenities that would being my family (specifically grandkids when they arrive years and years from now) to my place so we can be together more often.

I'd build a home and shop for my parents and my in-laws so that they would live on the same section of land too.
 
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