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[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Buy my own residence to live in peace for the rest of my lifetime. Preferably in a city.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Sack Maria so I can go for a shit.

*UK GAF dont disappoint me.

 

[haxan7]

Eat caviar every day for breakfast lunch and dinner until the day I die

 

[Relativ9]

Buy a holiday home in Greece or Italy, buy a large piece of land in Transylvania where I live now, and buy a cabin in my home area of Northern Norway. We'll probably do this eventually anyway (got to save some more) but would be nice to do it right away, we'd spend the summers in norway to escape the heat, and go to the Mediterranean during September/October for bathing ect.

 

[Javthusiast]

Harem full of

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

do exactly what I'm doing now

except i'd have a better safety net

basically socialism

 

[YoshiMadness]

I would burn $100 bills on camera just to flex on all the poors.

Sadly, at this point in time, I'm one of the poors.

 

[pauljeremiah]

*opens banking app on my phone*

By the OP's standards, I guess I'm very rich.

Oh well.

*gets back to work*

 

[AJUMP23]

*opens banking app on my phone*

By the OP's standards, I guess I'm very rich.

Oh well.

*gets back to work*

Humble brag

 

[FunkMiller]

Someone in Melbourne, Australia won $80,000,000 the other day. Lucky bastard.

Cool. They can buy a one bed flat in Toorak.

 

[Yoshi]

I would buy a Japanese n64 + 64dd + f zero x + f zero x expansion kit.

 

[EviLore]

Yoshi , Yoshichan , YoshiMadness , and YoshiMax should form an organization IMO

 

[YoshiMadness]

I would buy an Japanese n64 + 64dd + f zero x + f zero x expansion kit.

Yo we should totally form an alliance out of our mutual love of Yoshi.

I've always wanted a Panasonic Q, 64DD, and Satellaview myself. Yeah, I realize you need to emulate nowadays to play Satellaview games, but I'd love to own one for the sheer historical quirkiness.

 

[Yoshi]

Yoshi , Yoshichan , YoshiMadness , and YoshiMax should form an organization IMO

Why would we not include @Green Yoshi though ?

 

[YoshiMadness]

Yoshi , Yoshichan , YoshiMadness , and YoshiMax should form an organization IMO

I was actually typing my response as you were typing yours.

I totally agree. Yoshi is the best!

 

[Yoshichan]

Yoshi , Yoshichan , YoshiMadness , and YoshiMax should form an organization IMO

 

[Tschumi]

Lol. Dude. I'd pick my favourite green (landslide-proof) hillside in rural japan, build my dream home (myself and the wife both architects) buy a 1989 BMW 3-series convertible and a Suzuki Jimny and fuckin' work wirelessly while making furniture in my workshop and tending to my bonsai collection and wider woodland.

 

[nush]

Lol. Dude. I'd pick my favourite green (landslide-proof) hillside in rural japan, build my dream home (myself and the wife both architects) buy a 1989 BMW 3-series convertible and a Suzuki Jimny and fuckin' work wirelessly while making furniture in my workshop and tending to my bonsai collection and wider woodland.

Fuck'n weeb.

 

[Tschumi]

Fuck'n weeb.

 

[NahaNago]

I'd help out the family some and then I'd travel the world. Probably end up staying in Japan in the end. Don't know if I'd live in the rural country . I'd probably hire a personal language teacher every year so I could possibly learn a new language every year. I'd also try to improve myself so I could possibly start my own business.

 

[Marlenus]

Quit my job and invest the money. Live off of 3%/yr and never have to worry about it.

 

[Evil Calvin]

Do two chicks at the same time! Cause chicks dig dudes with money!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yoshi , Yoshichan , YoshiMadness , and YoshiMax should form an organization IMO

Yoshichan looks like the wild card of the group.

 

[Kenpachii]

It's always cute when people think that owning rental properties is just sitting back and collecting money. If I won the lottery it would be the exact type of stress I would avoid.

I have no problems doing it right now. But you do you. I rather gain even more money.

 

[Yoshichan]

Yoshichan looks like the wild card of the group.

Hmm, me and YoshiMadness seem to have something in common though!

 

[YoshiMadness]

Hmm, me and YoshiMadness seem to have something in common though!

What is that, if I may ask? Besides our mutual love of Yoshi, that is.

 

[SidViscous]

With all that money?

Maybe buy a two bedroom fixer-upper flat in London.

 

[ShadowLag]

I'd officially start my game studio, hire a small team, and get to work on 2-3 drafted projects with them (not all at once) as the creative director. I'd also be in the trenches writing storyboards, programming, building levels, and the occasional music track. I already do all that by myself, but a team would allow for certain project aspirations of mine to become a serious reality at last.

I'd also pay off all my debt, get more sleep, and make sure my closest family and friends can quit their jobs for a good long while.

 

[Yoshichan]

What is that, if I may ask? Besides our mutual love of Yoshi, that is.

Are you not angry all the time? :3 maybe I’m thinking of another Yoshi?

 

[p_xavier]

I'm lucky to have many relatives who are rich with no kids. If I don't die first, I'll get that.

Anyways, as I'm living as a recluse now, would like the leather daddy equivalent of a Russian wife. I basically put ads to no avail.

For things, I would like an infinity edge pool for my house and a Bollinger B1 as I hope to be able to drive again.

 

[YoshiMadness]

Are you not angry all the time? :3 maybe I’m thinking of another Yoshi?

Nah, I'm generally a very upbeat person even if I'm sad deep down.

 

[ape2man]

Must be some insanely good deal on those houses if you ever were to expect to recover purchase price with rent in a decade.

buy a house rent it out get a 3% return of investment. Better to put that money in a vanguard index fund

 

[Nester99]

buy a house rent it out get a 3% return of investment. Better to put that money in a vanguard index fund

diversity is our strength.

Do both.

 

[Susurrus]

Take upper deckers in all toilets.

 

[Brian Fellows]

My answers are all pretty boring. I’d buy…

A house with a nice sized yard
A couple more Siberian Huskies
A bigger SUV to carry them around
Start an X-Men comic collection
As much pot as the state of Illinois would legally allow me to purchase

 

[hemo memo]

• I would buy a house to not live with rent
• Buy a car for my wife
• Travel the world

 

[Burning Blade]

I’m here to purchase your lovely home!

 

[Hulk_Smash]

This scene was so fucking boss.

 

[Athreous]

I don't want to be rich, but would be awesome to be able to buy some new tech, the day it's released and not actually wait for months or years to buy it, if I ever buy it...
Would be great to buy any kind of food, whenever you want, without hurting the bills in the end of the month... (not that crap expensive as hell food, but if I could eat sushi everyday, that'd be a dream! ).
I'd make sure that both my grannies had a confortable end of life, with good care, food and attention.
I'd also do something about the abandoned cats and dogs around here, as well as making sure that some ppl living in the streets had at least 3 meals everyday...

The world isn't really fair, but it's up to us to work hard and make things happen! Sadly, it's harder in some places than in others... =/

 

[Spukc]

I would give each of you and yo mamma’s houses.

 

[Spukc]

What about finding a real vagina to put ur penis in

Being a cuck is like being a gambling addict.

they are addicted to losing.
Like a cuck is addicted to the attention. Not the actual relation.

 

[Star-Lord]

I'd be a boring asshole and put half of it in a high-interest savings account, buy a decent house with up-to £2M, and splash the rest of it on furnishing the place with essentials and luxuries. I'd then live off the interest.

I'll ask her to hug me and say she loves me.

Man, I'll do that for free.

 

[crazepharmacist]

 

[IDKFA]

Buy a modest to large house. Nothing crazy like a ten bedroom mansion, but probably a 5 bedroom house, which must have a basement (rare find in the UK) or a large room downstairs for my library/office.

A new car! The new Mercedes S class would be my first choice.

Two dogs.

The best gaming PC money can buy. It'll have two 3090s!

I'd be happy with that.

 

[joedan]

I'd get me this and save enough money to pay for the maintenance for my lifetime.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

I'd like to become a warlord/dictator of a eastern bloc country.

 

[MishanurKhan]

*if*

 

[PropellerEar]

Would use this fuck off money to just do that.

Get a Rottweiler and a Golden Retriever puppy and move outback somewhere. Would just sit on my porch and drink beer and give scratchies to my doggos.

 

[usctrojan]

GT3 touring save the rest