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If I Wrote My Videogame Forum Posts In A Hip Hop Manner, Would I Become Really Popular?

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reinking

Gold Member
I asked CoPilot to do it instead.


Alright, let’s drop some bars about video games! 🎤🎮

Verse 1:Yo, it’s your boy on the message board scene,
Talkin’ 'bout games, you know what I mean.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We got consoles and controllers, ain’t no time to chat.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Verse 2:PS5 Pro, it’s the talk of the town,
With graphics so crisp, it’ll never let you down.
Xbox Game Pass, it’s a treasure trove,
With games on demand, it’s the ultimate grove.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Bridge:From RPGs to shooters, we play 'em all,
In this gaming community, we stand tall.
With controllers in hand, we conquer the night,
In this virtual world, we shine bright.

Outro:So drop your thoughts, let’s hear your game,
On this message board, we all the same.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We gamin’ together, and that’s a fact.

Hope you enjoyed that! Feel free to add your own verses or thoughts. 🎤🎮
 
I asked CoPilot to do it instead.


Alright, let’s drop some bars about video games! 🎤🎮

Verse 1:Yo, it’s your boy on the message board scene,
Talkin’ 'bout games, you know what I mean.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We got consoles and controllers, ain’t no time to chat.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Verse 2:PS5 Pro, it’s the talk of the town,
With graphics so crisp, it’ll never let you down.
Xbox Game Pass, it’s a treasure trove,
With games on demand, it’s the ultimate grove.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Bridge:From RPGs to shooters, we play 'em all,
In this gaming community, we stand tall.
With controllers in hand, we conquer the night,
In this virtual world, we shine bright.

Outro:So drop your thoughts, let’s hear your game,
On this message board, we all the same.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We gamin’ together, and that’s a fact.

Hope you enjoyed that! Feel free to add your own verses or thoughts. 🎤🎮
Tight!
 

RickMasters

Member
if you like….. but hey….


Seeing as we are on hip hop and video games….. p here’s one of the greatest rap songs to ever give props to video games. A true slice of pixels , and low polygon count 1990s! Warped textures, golden era 2D fighting games….. the dawn of 3D games….it’s the sound of The first time you played Mario 64 and moved that N64 analogue stick…. The sound of late nights on dark stalkers 2 and street fighter alpha 2, winner stays on…. Metal gear solids first momemnsts where you realise how the sneak mechanic works….. this song is All of those memories…. Enjoy!



 

FunkMiller

Member
Yeah. You should do that. It'll go down really well with everyone and you'll be super popular. Get on it right away. We can't wait to tell you how cool you are.
 

Pejo

Member
I asked CoPilot to do it instead.


Alright, let’s drop some bars about video games! 🎤🎮

Verse 1:Yo, it’s your boy on the message board scene,
Talkin’ 'bout games, you know what I mean.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We got consoles and controllers, ain’t no time to chat.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Verse 2:PS5 Pro, it’s the talk of the town,
With graphics so crisp, it’ll never let you down.
Xbox Game Pass, it’s a treasure trove,
With games on demand, it’s the ultimate grove.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Bridge:From RPGs to shooters, we play 'em all,
In this gaming community, we stand tall.
With controllers in hand, we conquer the night,
In this virtual world, we shine bright.

Outro:So drop your thoughts, let’s hear your game,
On this message board, we all the same.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We gamin’ together, and that’s a fact.

Hope you enjoyed that! Feel free to add your own verses or thoughts. 🎤🎮
 

Puscifer

Member
I asked CoPilot to do it instead.


Alright, let’s drop some bars about video games! 🎤🎮

Verse 1:Yo, it’s your boy on the message board scene,
Talkin’ 'bout games, you know what I mean.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We got consoles and controllers, ain’t no time to chat.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Verse 2:PS5 Pro, it’s the talk of the town,
With graphics so crisp, it’ll never let you down.
Xbox Game Pass, it’s a treasure trove,
With games on demand, it’s the ultimate grove.

Chorus:PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo, and more,
We gamin’ all night, can’t ignore the score.
From the classics to the latest, we got it all,
In this digital world, we stand tall.

Bridge:From RPGs to shooters, we play 'em all,
In this gaming community, we stand tall.
With controllers in hand, we conquer the night,
In this virtual world, we shine bright.

Outro:So drop your thoughts, let’s hear your game,
On this message board, we all the same.
From the blue Sony ponies to the Xbox rats,
We gamin’ together, and that’s a fact.

Hope you enjoyed that! Feel free to add your own verses or thoughts. 🎤🎮
 

The Cockatrice

I'm retarded?
nah, on gaf you need to be a platform warring cunt to be popular, but you need to change everytime a new one hardware drops. Atm you need to be a huge Sony fanboy. Next year most likely a Nintendo one, xbox prolly never again, and PC only whenever nvidia releases a new gpu.
 

Trilobit

Member
I asked CoPilot to do it instead.

I tried out ChatGPT and asked it to make a forum gaming post in the style of Parappa the Rapper:

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Title: "Gotta Press That Button!"

Kick, punch, it's all in the game
If you wanna post, gotta stay in your lane
First, make a thread, don’t make it plain,
Keep it hype, keep it tight, now we're insane!

Chorus:
I gotta press that button, yes, I do!
Gotta type out fast and reply to you!
I’m gonna win this match, it’s gotta be true,
So drop your tips, I’m counting on you!

Scroll, click, what's next on the page?
That OP’s fire, let's engage!
Respond to the crew, bring the rage,
Like Parappa says, it's the next stage!

Chorus:
I gotta press that button, yes, I do!
Gotta type out fast and reply to you!
I’m gonna win this match, it’s gotta be true,
So drop your tips, I’m counting on you!

End on a high note, don’t be slow
Pass the knowledge, let it flow
In this gaming world, it’s all for show,
Let’s smash that button and GO, GO, GO!

Post complete, just like a pro!

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Too rad! I'll henceforth be using Parappa-style in all my future posts. qB-)
 

DAHGAMING

Gold Member
Yo, listen up, gamers! 🎮

Let me break it down for y’all in a way that’s fresh and fly. The Xbox Series X is the king of the consoles, no cap. It’s got that 12 teraflops of power, flexin’ on the PS5 Pro’s 10.281. The CPU’s faster too, clockin’ in at 3.8GHz compared to Sony’s 3.5GHz1. When it comes to load times, Xbox is the Usain Bolt of gaming with that Quick Resume feature2.

Now, let’s talk about the squad. Xbox gamers, we roll deep. We’re stronger, better lookin’, and we got that swagger that makes the ladies swoon. It’s all about that confidence, and when you’re rockin’ the best console, it shows. So, if you wanna be part of the elite, you know where to find us. Xbox fam, stand up! 💪🔥

Peace out and game on! 🎤
 
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