If you could add a quote after a death in a Call of Duty game. What would it be?

"You're dead. Your friends are dead. Your family's dead. Your fuckin' pets are bein' skinned alive. Your mom's a fuckin' whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're goin' to Hell. Live with it. Game Over."
 
'You'll have to accept it. It's the way nature works. If you want to know how nature works, we looked at it, carefully. Looking at it, that's the way it looks. You don't like it? Go somewhere else, to another universe where the rules are simpler, philosophically more pleasing, more psychologically easy. I can't help it, okay? If I'm going to tell you honestly what the world looks like to the human beings who have struggled as hard as they can to understand it, I can only tell you what it looks like. '
 
feynman was an orbital drop shock trooper, 100%

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"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin." -John Winger
 
"I lost just because my girlfriend was sucking my dick while i was playing, jokes on you pussyless nerd"

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When the Russian put the claymore in the multiplayer

I have no idea what he's saying, but it's fun
 
"Mistakes were made."

Oh, wait.

I'd be amused if I saw:

"Owned."

"Brutal, Savage, Rekt."
 
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"Hey, just hunker down here and keep shooting dudes for a couple of minutes and the game will let you proceed." (in the campaign)
"My dad works at calla duty and if you kill me again I'll have your hole account band!" (MP)
 
I'd want something that randomly spews out quotes from Street Fighter II when characters say something between rounds.
 
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