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If you could have as much sex as you want, how many times would you do it a day?

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LakeEarth

Member
I'd say 5 times too, seems like a nice even number.

Well at least at first. You know that when you have it everyday it starts to lose its specialness. So after 6 months, twice a day I'll say.
 

ToxicAdam

Member
The irony of life .. when you are ABLE to have sex as much as you want, you want it less.


So for me ... once a day is enough.
 

Outlaw

Banned
As many times as my penis would allow... :lol :lol

Nah....maybe once, I'd say every other day would be just fine.
 

demi

Member
If I could have sex as much as I want, I would tell her to make me some waffles.

And I will play Nintendo Gamecube, and the angels will sing a heavenly chord for my success and victory over the trials and tribulations of life.


And then flop, plop, in the rump it goes!
 

Borys

Banned
I already can have sex as many times as I want and it is really different than those fantasies :) Once per day is sufficient, the weekends are crazy though :)
 

FnordChan

Member
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Let's do it all day long
Let abbots, Babbits and Cabots
Say Mother Nature's wrong
And when we've had a coupla beers
We'll put on bunny suits
I long to nibble your ears
And do as bunnies do
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Let's do it all day long
Rapidly becoming rabid
Singing little rabbit songs
I can keep it up all night
I can keep it up all day
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Until we pass away
Let's pretend we're bunny rabbits
Until we pass away

The Magnetic Fields, "Let's Pretend We're Bunny Rabbits"

FnordChan
 

bionic77

Member
5 times a day? That is pretty hardcore. I honestly don't even know if I could physically do that anymore.

Would have been no problem when I was a teenager though, of course back then I wasn't getting any. :lol
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
I don't know, how many times do you figure it would take until my penis fell off? Because it'll be that amount minus one. Then I will enjoy a bowl of Captain Crunch, a little gaming, and the process would begin anew.
 
I don't require sex everyday anymore. Besides, the more you have it the less satisfying it is.
The best sex ever is when you put it off for a week or two, build up the horns and go wild. :)
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
jobber said:
once before work
once after work
once before bed


Same here. On the weekends it will probably 4-5 times a day or well just spend a whole saturday doing it all day as much as we can.
 

Mario_Hugo

Lisa Edelstein's dad touched my private parts. True fact.
Yeah, once sex is common, you really don't want it as much. I'd say two to three times a week (maybe more than once per session), is great for me.
 

Kuro Madoushi

Unconfirmed Member
GF came back from Singapore the other day, horny as hell.

I wanted to do her more, but twice was all I could handle...and she wanted thirds...damned women and their multi-orgasmic bodies! :lol

Er...so yeah...once per day is fine...
 

boutrosinit

Street Fighter IV World Champion
I only see my woman once a week and I make sure to hammer her good about 5 or 6 times each visit.

She tends to appreciate it, but as she usually has morning duties early the next day, she leaves around 10 and I still have plenty more in me to give.

I think 7 times in one session, twice a week. I'm still making up for my misspent teen years.
 

darscot

Member
I'm not a fan of the daily event. That's too much like work. I much prefer to go for the session. Really go at it for a day and a night then I'm good for a week or so.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
She can just touch my penis once a day and I'll be happy. :(
 

pnjtony

Member
When my GF and I started dating we did it about 5 times a day. It was cool at first but after a while it starts to hurt or you'd rather just do something else. Of course I never said no....because....I don't wanna be THAT guy.

I'd say once is plenty, but I want extra BJ vouchers.
 

kumanoki

Member
I'm really pleasantly surprised by the level-headed responses on this thread.

I'd have to say no more than twice a day. Perhaps once a day if I'm busy.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
5 times is insanely excessive. I've had sex 3 times in one day and the 3rd time hurt my nuts so much that I just stopped. Having sex that much in one day is scrotum abuse.
 
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