If you could only pick two pills?

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2 means that I can finally solve the problems I have of not remembering stuff very well and being easily distracted. Anything that can do just that is getting my cup of tea.

8 would be absolutely cool because assuming it mitigates any acne.

4 is a load of sh*t, but someone out there could use it, I guess.


In the end though, there is no objective 'best' answer because everyone wants different things and needs different things.

So, what would YOU pick?
 
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2 and 6 now, 6 and 8 if I were ten years or so older.

Having lots of money can buy you the opportunities and time to master skills. And at large amounts, money also makes you if you invest wisely. You'e also not feel like you'd cheated to master a skill.

Now though, mastering a skill now would enable you to be successful if you so choosed.
 
6 and 9.

I love money and it solves lots of issues in life. Who the hell wants to worry about mortgages, retirement savings, and with a ton of moolah you can help family. I can buy all kinds of shit too.

And I love pigging out. Imagine eating awesome steak dinners and buffets and never gaining a pound.
 
6 and 9.

1 is irrelevant to me as I have no addictions, no to 2 as I could just learn skills with the tons of time I now have due to being rich, 3 just baffles me, 4 is irrelevant to my dead dating life, 7 is also irrelevant as I'm fine with my height, and 8 is just whatever as it wouldn't actually add 15 years to my life or make the actual body and organs younger.

5 sounds tempting, but happiness is only truly appreciated when it is balanced by at least a bit of sadness and stress IMHO.
 
2 and 8. If I can master 3 skills, I could just master something that will make me a lot of money so I don't need 6. And if you have a lot of money I'm pretty sure you can achieve most things the other pills are offering.
 
5 and 2.

Yeah 5 will make people hate you, but guess what, you'll still be happy while those losers are sad!
 
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6 is a no brainer choice. You can't go wrong with more money.

1.) I don't have any "real" addictions besides my morning coffee
2.) Mastering skills could be cool. It would make my work/career/jobs easier. Would be amazing to be an expert at guitar too.
3.) I have a big nose but I wouldn't change it.
4.) My dating life is non existent.
5.) Always being happy sounds dumb lol.
7.) Being 2 inches taller would be nice but I'd have to buy new clothes/pants/shoes probably
8.) I'm in my 20s so I wouldn't want to look like a little kid.
9.) What if I want to be a bodybuilder? Lol it's nice deal if I want to look like a skinny skater forever, though. It's a strong contender. I'd like to stay thin forever.
 
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2 and 9.

6 sounds nice until you think about it and realize how much money you can make with 3 specific skills.

9 is amazing because I love to eat but also keep in shape and getting older it's getting harder to keep the fat off. Well... I'm assuming I can still keep/build muscle?

15 years younger looking... I would look 12 lol.

Being happy all the time sounds horrible. You can't know happiness without some sadness, right? Sounds like a trick.
 
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2 and 5 IMO are the best choices.

Master 3 skills? Ok, I'll take Self Discipline and what ever two skills are in demand and lucrative.

And I'm already enjoying #5.
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6 and 7. He'll, I'd even take just 7. I'm 5 foot 3 and a dude…those 2 inches would go a long way for me.
 
2 and 5 are all I desire most as they go hand-in-hand for living a fulfilling life.

1. I don't have any addictions.
3. Changing one will not solve the overall image I have of my physic.
4. Never partnered.
6. 2 will solve a large portion of this.
7. I'm already 5'11. I don't want to have my knees replaced when I'm old.
8. This won't solve the aging issue and my face would only look less sharp.
9. I already have to put effort into trying to gain weight, so no need. Besides, eating all the fattening foods won't suddenly make then healthy.

So yeah. 2 and 5 are best.
 
Six and nine.

Seven - make it add 2 inches to my cock and we'll talk business 😂
 
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Surprised nobody on GAF has chosen pill number 3.

I'd take it and get a 20 inch dong that has the circumference of a beer can. It would make me the world's alpha male, and therefore allow me to become the planet's autocratic ruler.

I'd also take pill 2.
 
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6 would allow for you to buy some of the other choices.

Obviously, mastering 3 skills, feeling happy all the time, forgetting an ex and looking 15 years younger aren't those things (you could pay to have plastic surgery, but those people rarely look younger), but the others could be bought to some degree through gastric band surgery, addiction support/ counselling, etc.
 
4 is a complete trap. If I forgot my ex I'd also forget all the experiences I had with her and would make the same dumb mistakes all over again.

5 is a weird one. If I'm always happy, then nothing really matters? Idk about that.

2 is a no-brainer and makes the one big pill (6) almost obsolete.

I love food so 9 makes sense. I'd just have to stop myself from developing a food addiction.
 
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6=5 the fuck is this shit
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It has been shown time and time again that once you have enough money to stave off misery (aka have enough money to live comfortably and not be afraid if something happens you are doomed), more money will not make you happy in the long run. Otherwise we've have no depressed rich people.
 
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2,4,6,9.



2 I want to master piano, guitar and the third skill would be coercion.

4 Can i mod it into forget your family? EVER existed? What i wouldnt give for an amnesia pill.

6 Yeah fk it why not

8 I'll be 40 in 9 years and since time is so fucking fast why not?

9 Wow yeah.

You know what i'll steal a couple of 3's aswel you never know!

If i had to choose 2 i dont know maybe

Modded 4 and 2
 
2 and 6 because their effects seem to be tougher to get otherwise. Learning a skill can take years, let alone 3. And having a lot of money is very tough for a broke, lazy ass like me.

1 doesn't seem that useful to me since i don't drink or smoke and i'm not a junkie.

3 Also seems useless.

4 I don't mind remembering her.

5 That's a weird one. Just feel happy regardless of your life? Dunno, i think i'll be happy enough if i get 3 new skills and a lot of money.

7 I'm 1.76. Not a giant, not a dwarf. I don't think my height helped me or prevented me do anything. It's fine. I'd love to be a bit taller but it's not as important to waste a pill on it.

8 I already look 10 years younger for my age. Also, looking younger doesn't equal being younger. It's not as useful.

9 I don't gain weight as easily as others.
 
1 and 5

I already have everything a normal guy would wish for but can't be happy about it.
 
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2 and 9.
Mastering new skills gets only harder at my age and with little free time. I love good food, but while I have always been thin, there's always the chance that one day my metabolism will change as I age and I don't want to ever get fat.
 
I assumed 9 was like a trick genie wish, where if you never gain weight as you skip meals, get sick and whatnot you just get skinnier and skinnier, never able to gain that weight back until you eventually fade away.
 
JimmyRustler said:
It has been shown time and time again that once you have enough money to stave off misery (aka have enough money to live comfortably and not be afraid if something happens you are doomed), more money will not make you happy in the long run. Otherwise we've have no depressed rich people.
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having no money at all sure as fuck won't make you happier
if having too much money is making you a sad doggo,..
buy some blow&hookers
 
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