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[Zaptruder]

If you knew the world around you was fake and you were probably just some lump hooked up to a machine... would you care tho? Even if you had the means to escape to 'reality', would it be something you'd be interested in doing?

 

[AlphaSnake]

If I found that out, I'd go out, find the hottest bitch I can find and fuck the hell out of her. And repeat...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

the matrix is so 1999.

 

[Dead]

tasty wheat biatch

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ha, we are in the Matrix. We, Americans specifically, are told that women are equal. All races are equal. Scrubbing bubbles that work hard "so you don't have to". (Sudsing agents are added to give the illusion of "good" soapy water, but isn't necessary in the actual cleaning process.) Reality as we know it, if accepted at face value, is largely a lie.

 

[Suerte]

I'd just go on a drunken rampage of looting and buttseckz.

 

[demon]

Ha, we are in the Matrix. We, Americans specifically, are told that women are equal. All races are equal. Scrubbing bubbles that work hard "so you don't have to". Reality as we know it, if accepted at face value, is largely a lie.

Whoa

 

[Zaptruder]

If I found that out, I'd go out, find the hottest bitch I can find and fuck the hell out of her. And repeat...

But you'd still be a virgin IRL.

 

[Mugen]

If I find out I'm in the Matrix, I would manage to get out, free the hot women, and do them in real life. Ohhhhh Yeah.

 

[Mike Works]

If I found that out, I'd go out, find the hottest bitch I can find and fuck the hell out of her. And repeat...

Why don't you do that now?

 

[DCX]

Why don't you do that now?

It would probably involve illegal action/s

DCX

 

[GDGF]

I would use the info to my advantage and try to bargin my way into the good life. Hell, maybe they'd let me write code for earth. That would be nice.

 

[Date of Lies]

If I find out I'm in the Matrix, I would manage to get out, free the hot women, and do them in real life. Ohhhhh Yeah.

But maybe the sex is better inside the matrix.

Ever think of that?

 

[Mike Works]

It would probably involve illegal action/s

DCX

But people can still feel both emotional and physical pain while they're in the matrix, so I'm not seeing the sudden freedom he's imposing here.

 

[Mugen]

But maybe the sex is better inside the matrix.

Ever think of that?

nono, same thing or better. It's all hormones anyways but this time, I'm actually doing a girl instead of thinking I'm doing them. ^_^

 

[aoi tsuki]

nono, same thing or better. It's all hormones anyways but this time, I'm actually doing a girl instead of thinking I'm doing them. ^_^

If it's all hormones, you wouldn't care if it were real or not. Besides, i'd much rather have sex in the Matrix as opposed to having sex with a girl with sockets all over her body.

 

[DopeyFish]

If it's all hormones, you wouldn't care if it were real or not. Besides, i'd much rather have sex in the Matrix as opposed to having sex with a girl with sockets all over her body.

it'd just mean there'd be more ways to interface

 

[Chrono]

No, I wouldn't care. Even if you find out that your world is a lie it does not mean you'll discover the "truth" or whateve. So we're in the matrix... if we're not, then where are we? In a sense you still are in a matrix. Just play good games and have a good time so you don't go crazy. ^__^

it'd just mean there'd be more ways to interface

:lol

 

[Error Macro]

If you were boinking chicks all the time while in the Matrix, and the tube to your penis wasn't attached properly, you'd be in a vat of your own jizzum.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

If you were boinking chicks all the time while in the Matrix, and the tube to your penis wasn't attached properly, you'd be in a vat of your own jizzum.

:lol

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

I'd rather live in ignorance. Life outside of the Matrix exists in what really amount to "caves" with a bunch of dirty people who wear the same clothes everyday. Plus they apparently like shitty music. No thanks.

 

[firex]

If I knew I was in the matrix, I'd demand to not be included in the sequels.

 

[etiolate]

If you were boinking chicks all the time while in the Matrix, and the tube to your penis wasn't attached properly, you'd be in a vat of your own jizzum.

The thought proccess that lead to this is why we humans are so special.

 

[Scrow]

If I knew I was in the matrix, I'd demand to not be included in the sequels.

:lol

 

[Fresh Prince]

I'd be that bald guy sell everybody out for a steak, money and pussy.

Luckily I die which brings me to this:

If I knew I was in the matrix, I'd demand to not be included in the sequels.

 

[radioheadrule83]

I'd be that bald guy sell everybody out for a steak, money and pussy.

Luckily I die which brings me to this:

Bingo! Cypher (sp?) is the REAL hero of those movies.

 

[XS+]

Taking the whole movie storyline into context, I'd rather live a sophisticated but computerized lie than live like a technoraving caveman. So, no thx.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I'd do everything in "bullet time" constantly, just to piss people off.

 

[xsarien]

If you knew the world around you was fake and you were probably just some lump hooked up to a machine...

Sometimes I wish it were the case, as it would possibly explain the interminable rain of stupid I'm forced to endure everyday.

Also, I'd learn to fly.

 

[mrmyth]

If everybody started knowing where they were, suddenly it'd be the Marvel Universe. So either way, your life would be in peril. Killed in the Matrix by a super-powered meglomaniac, or killed outside it by the machines.


Yeah, I'm a pessimist.