If you were put in charge to create a Mascot for Neogaf, What or who would it be?

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I don't even understand the existence of neckbeards. Is this people that can't grow a beard but in that area?

Who the fuck would shave their face but leave the bottom untouched? I hate shaving, but that is because I grow a manly beard in a week. But shit I'd never just shave the face.

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I don't even understand the existence of neckbeards. Is this people that can't grow a beard but in that area?

Who the fuck would shave their face but leave the bottom untouched? I hate shaving, but that is because I grow a manly beard in a week. But shit I'd never just shave the face.

Trojita 2013

The general perception of video game and internet nerds is that of poor hygiene, so half-assed shaving would be a part of that. Also, the general overweight-fat-blob-neck tends to push out any scraggly hair growth like a furry roadbump.
 
I don't even understand the existence of neckbeards. Is this people that can't grow a beard but in that area?

A Neckbeard (also known as a neard, a portmanteau, or the bloatee) is the strange under-the-chin hair growth only seen on fatties, drug addicts with a messianic complex and UNIX programmers.

The purpose of this beard is to delineate the neck from the chin when the two have merged due to obesity, forming a bullfrog neck. Wearers hope it will make them look like a badass from Hackers or The Matrix, yet it merely reminds observers of fucking chin lack.

A neckbeard is to beards as the comb-over is to hair. It is never, ever cool.
 
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