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Crash
Review: Highly manipulative and contrived.

House of Wax
Review: Irritating, boring, poorly acted, poorly directed and poorly written.

Kingdom of Heaven
Review: Warning: You will get bored, you may fall asleep.


I wish they were that hard on the video game side of things.

 

[Duck of Death]

They also gave House of the Dead a positive review.

 

[Lil' Dice]

IGN
Review: Do we really care what some anime fanboy thinks?

 

[Mr Gump]

Eh IGNs movie reviews are a load of shit. They give shit like scary movie 3 such high scores and then rip other movies to shreds. Annoying bastards they are.

 

[The Main Event]

Some reviewer also called Constantine the best comic-book to movie adaptation ever made or some shit like that. He should poke himself in the eye with his own middle finger for making such a statement.

 

[MIMIC]

* < Rotten Tomatoes (when it comes to movies)