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[Sacke & Sugar]

Welcome to my first thread!

Tell me something fun about yourselves!

 

[Richard Packer]

I post on neogaf.

 

[Sacke & Sugar]

Thats so unique!

 

[Rentahamster]

Do you look like your avatar?

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

 

[haxan7]

I take poops that are so big they hurt my rectum before they come out and I have to flush mid-poop to make sure they don't block the commode

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I was grossed out by the hippie actress in the new Turantinoooo movie with the fucking armpit hair

He has weird fetishes!

 

[Sacke & Sugar]

Im cool with natural women

 

[Hinedorf]

I'm Hinedorf and I like to party

 

[Kagey K]

I take poops that are so big they hurt my rectum before they come out and I have to flush mid-poop to make sure they don't block the commode

Have you ever done anything that may cause permanent and irreversible damage to your rectum?

 

[haxan7]

Have you ever done anything that may cause permanent and irreversible damage to your rectum?

Not that I know of. I'm an anal virgin

 

[Kagey K]

Not that I know of. I'm an anal virgin

Lol. You could have just said no and I would have believed you. The rest of it made me laugh, there was no need to elaborate.

I was ripping on a different members recent post when I posted that question.

 

[haxan7]

Lol. You could have just said no and I would have believed you. The rest of it made me laugh, there was no need to elaborate.

I was ripping on a different members recent post when I posted that question.

I bet it was from brap

 

[Kagey K]

I bet it was from brap

For once it wasn't him.

 

[JSoup]

Not that I know of. I'm an anal virgin

If you have a skilled partner, it would actually be pretty good for your renal health.

 

[Punished Miku]

I take poops that are so big they hurt my rectum before they come out and I have to flush mid-poop to make sure they don't block the commode

You're constipated. Try drinking miralax once a day, or every other day. You're welcome.

 

[Rentahamster]

I take poops that are so big they hurt my rectum before they come out and I have to flush mid-poop to make sure they don't block the commode

Eat more fiber

 

[triplestation]

bring me the needle

 

[Sacke & Sugar]

Do you look like your avatar?

Sometimes. I like the white black look in my loungewear

 

[Sacke & Sugar]

Thats a man, baby!]

 

[ccrruuxx]

how many posts do you need to start making threads? this place is missing my tantalizing musings.

 

[Windle Poons]

My names Brian and so is my wife.

 

[GymWolf]

Welcome.

I can burp at command, it's kinda my superpower.

 

[jufonuk]

Do you use a

I take poops that are so big they hurt my rectum before they come out and I have to flush mid-poop to make sure they don't block the commode

poop knife?

 

[nemiroff]

My pronouns are coffee/Baileys.

 

[ScarletSpider]

I like to kazoo

 

[Elektro Demon]

I love chubby girls.

 

[Papa]

Have you ever done anything that may cause permanent and irreversible damage to your rectum?

Afro Republican

 

[Kev Kev]

how many posts do you need to start making threads? this place is missing my tantalizing musings.

i jsut re-joined recently, i think the rule is still 6 month and 100 posts? cant remember but i should be there soon

 

[Ingeniero]

Congrats !

Tell me something fun about yourselves!

I've been a NeoGAF member for more than 10 years D:

 

[Birdo]

A domanatrix once tied me up in a hotel room and left me for the cleaner to find in the morning.

 

[garballax]

how many posts do you need to start making threads? this place is missing my tantalizing musings.

i jsut re-joined recently, i think the rule is still 6 month and 100 posts? cant remember but i should be there soon

according to this EviLore post over in the politics section, you need 50 posts and for the account to be one month old.

 

[garballax]

according to this EviLore post over in the politics section, you need 50 posts and for the account to be one month old.

with this message i'll hit 50 posts (account was made September 2019). guess we'll see if that's accurate soon enough.

update: we in there bois

 

[Star-Lord]

Aren't we all members in our little way?

 

[BadBurger]

I'm just a guy working a boring office job who likes to kill time on discussion forums. NeoGAF seems like the best around right now.

 

[Mihos]

My pronouns are Multipass, Excel Spreadsheet, and Firetruck.

 

[TrainedRage]

Sup bro! I love smoking weed.

 

[Shizumapower]

Hey I'm a full blown member Ghostbuster now!

$#metoo#$

 

[Shizumapower]

My pronouns are Multipass, Excel Spreadsheet, and Firetruck.

Hi Multipass, may I view your spreadsheet? Nice firetruck!

 

[Kev Kev]

with this message i'll hit 50 posts (account was made September 2019). guess we'll see if that's accurate soon enough.

update: we in there bois

oh awesome! im exactly one month today, so i'm right behind ya

PS i may or may not shit post crazy in your first topic jus sayin dont be offended

 

[garballax]

oh awesome! im exactly one month today, so i'm right behind ya

PS i may or may not shit post crazy in your first topic jus sayin dont be offended

shitpost to your heart's content bruv

 

[thief183]

I lie about my penis lenght...

 

[haxan7]

I lie about my penis lenght...

I have to lie to make mine smaller, it's intimidatingly large

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Welcome to my first thread!

Tell me something fun about yourselves!

Welcome to the party, pal.

The most interesting thing about myself is I routinely eat whole wheels of cheese. Preferably mild cheddar. Sometimes pepper jack.

Also, AOC is the love of my life.

 

[Barsinister]

Welcome to the party, pal.

The most interesting thing about myself is I routinely eat whole wheels of cheese. Preferably mild cheddar. Sometimes pepper jack.

Also, AOC is the love of my life.

 

[H4ze]

I love video games, but you might would have guessed that anyway
Right now I am learning how to programm in c++ since I hate my job and want to do something else in my life, cheers

 

[Starfield]

If you want to troll someone you don't like next time you're at their home shit in their toilet commode or whatever its called (where the flushing water is inside). After some time it will begin to stink horribly and they won't know where it is coming from.

 

[interactivemonodrama]

I am too lazy to do threads