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[Mexen]

5 years together. We do everything together. It's time.
Fuck it I'm going to propose.

Edit: she said yes!

 

[Dthomp]

Good luck!

 

[Cunth]

Don’t do it!

 

[Tesseract]

rip

 

[GeorgPrime]

5 years together. We do everything together. It's time.
Fuck it I'm going to propose.

Write the proposal on neogaf and write it like you complain about your gf and in the end do the propsal. Then let her read it lol

 

[Foamy]

Just remember, even if you're married it's still creepy to sniff her underwear.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Remember that you don’t have to put effort in to the proposal, but it never hurts to do so.

Also, at least a months wages for a ring is what you should be aiming for.

Good luck!

 

[Foamy]

Also you should probley leave the "fuck it" part OUT of the proposal.

 

[DESTROYA]

Congratulations and a long healthy and happy life together.

 

[Sybrix]

Got a ring?

What kind?

 

[Deleted member 801069]

Congrats

 

[MrS]

Imagine getting married in 2020 get the fuck outta here

 

[Ikutachi]

Got a ring?

What kind?

 

[Calcium]

Thanks for keeping us posted. I'll check back for the post-proposal sex play by play.

 

[lock2k]

 

[John Day]

I salute you, oh brave, fallen soldier of the sun.

 

[GnomeChimpsky]

Best of luck to you. I got married last year after five years together as well. Pro tip: drop-in wedding, invite closest family. Spend your money on a memorable honeymoon instead.

 

[Kev Kev]

No Mexen NO!

 

[T8SC]

 

[Rival]

Q

 

[Stouffers]

Dude, you gotta tell us what you think of sex

 

[Cutty Flam]

Get on your knee, and present her this

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Dude, you gotta tell us what you think of sex

If she says yes, he won't he getting sexy time anymore.

 

[quickwhips]

Marriage is amazing. Good luck.

 

[jonnyp]

Prenup dude

 

[lifa-cobex]

Just remember, even if you're married it's still creepy to sniff her underwear.

It's only creepy if she finds out

 

[Stouffers]

It's only creepy if she finds out

I hear there’s a lot more questionable discharge in married panties.

 

[Foamy]

Dude, you gotta tell us what you think of sex

No premarital? Yikes thats a big gamble.
What if you get married and then find out she has a massive vijayjay and you can't even feel it and the sex sucks so you get horribly depressed having waited all your life to finally have sex only to be stuck with a women who resents you cause you can't fill her massive vagina. *gasps for air

Yeah that would suck.

 

[Pagusas]

We'll have a funeral for your sex life later.

 

[Stouffers]

No premarital? Yikes thats a big gamble.
What if you get married and then find out she has a massive vijayjay and you can't even feel it and the sex sucks so you get horribly depressed having waited all your life to finally have sex only to be stuck with a women who resents you cause you can't fill her massive vagina. *gasps for air

Yeah that would suck.

Dude, buckets are incredible. You’re missing out.

 

[Fugitive Sex]

Let us know how the divorce goes, too.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Marriage can work but honestly that shit is hard and insane and people are usually more selfish then selfless. The only advice I can give from my bad experience is communicate openly, set boundaries, and be one hundred percent sure if you decide to have a child or children that you can raise them as separated co-parents.

Best of luck OP.

 

[bitbydeath]

Just hand her your phone with this thread open.

Easiest proposal ever!

 

[Setzer]

RIP!

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Prenup dude

Yup.

I know many people who split and the guy usually gets the brunt of it. Although one time, the woman had to pay the guy money as she made more.

However, if going into the marriage, she makes more and has more, then go for it.

 

[Grinchy]

Hopefully whatever she becomes after the wedding is still great!

 

[West Texas CEO]

5 years together... It's time.

Couldn't find a better option, eh?

 

[EviLore]

Cool, Mexen, tell us how it goes.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

After 7 long time relationships over 30 years, I'd recommend against it.
Yet, if you are really committed, at least get a prenup.

Good luck, mate...

 

[Arkam]

Its our strength that binds us during this great upheaval ... GLHF111111

 

[ExpandKong]

I spent six years with a crazy chick and then we broke up and then i spent four years with a less crazy chick and that chick is now my wife

I’m just saying *looks at watch “it’s time fuck it”* is not necessarily a great reason for legal entanglements

but maybe you’re just acting like a badass because GAF is full of badass alphas and you don’t want to look soft

in which case congrats you don’t have to go nuts but make it special

 

[Foamy]

I heard if you propose to your significant other on Neogaf EviLore will send you a really expensive wedding gift.

 

[Compsiox]

Just remember, even if you're married it's still creepy to sniff her underwear.

depends on the girl

 

[Kamina]

Go for it!

 

[CloudNull]

Good luck. Marriage is an incredible journey and so much fun.

 

[Hydroxy]

Do it. But don't forget about pre nupital agreement or whatever its called.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I spent six years with a crazy chick and then we broke up and then i spent four years with a less crazy chick and that chick is now my wife

I’m just saying *looks at watch “it’s time fuck it”* is not necessarily a great reason for legal entanglements

but maybe you’re just acting like a badass because GAF is full of badass alphas and you don’t want to look soft

in which case congrats you don’t have to go nuts but make it special

He won't be nutting again any time soon

 

[angelfox]

5 years together. We do everything together. It's time.
Fuck it I'm going to propose.

You have been together for a long time and it's time to make a decision whether you will get married or not.
But this year it is better not to get married and next year it is unknown how the situation with the pandemic will develop.

I proposed to my girlfriend back in 2019, gave her a beautiful engagement rings, and she said YES!

We planned a wedding in 2020. And because of the coronavirus, we can't celebrate our wedding, we lost a lot of money and time to choose everything for the wedding, and now we want to cancel it because we started quarreling in our relationship and we are not so confident in each other.

 

[GymWolf]

Start wearing slip instead of boxers so your testicles can start to understand prison life and get used to it

Spoiler

 

[notseqi]

propose what

edit:

He won't be nutting again any time soon

'Haven't nutted but she still sucks.'