FreedomOfSpeech
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As soon as you propose she will find you less sexy.
Just remember, even if you're married it's still creepy to sniff her underwear.
Some of the responses made me snicker, but I will only wish you the best of luck OP.
Being married with a good woman is nothing near the stereotypical shitstorm you see in sitcoms. It creates an actual meaning in life and when you both realize that you plan years ahead as opposed to a week ahead you will somehow realize that it is for real.
Not that marriage is easy of course, lots of small, and big, things strain the relationship. Which is why you should start to nag at each other like an old married couple from the get go. Don't hold all those small annoyances inside you for years. Then all those unwashed pears, times she wore a stupid sweater or complained when you listened to the 8th Black Metal album for the day finally becomes too much and you will explode.
Oh and make sure to never get lazy in bed, regular orgasms is the key to keeping a woman happy. Especially if she is mad at you for some reason a good fuck will make everything right a lot better than flowers do.
I spent six years with a crazy chick and then we broke up and then i spent four years with a less crazy chick and that chick is now my wife
I’m just saying *looks at watch “it’s time fuck it”* is not necessarily a great reason for legal entanglements
but maybe you’re just acting like a badass because GAF is full of badass alphas and you don’t want to look soft
in which case congrats you don’t have to go nuts but make it special
This thread is gold.
She said yes.
Thanks everyone.
Good luck, Mexen. You'll need it!This thread is gold.
She said yes.
Thanks everyone.
You made the biggest mistake of your life. You can still end it, it ain't over till it's official.This thread is gold.
She said yes.
Thanks everyone.
This thread is gold.
She said yes.
Thanks everyone.
You made the biggest mistake of your life. You can still end it, it ain't over till it's official.
I'm keeping it real bro. Truth sometimes hurts.Congrats OP!
No matter if you're joking or not, what a shitty thing to say to someone who just got engaged.
I'm keeping it real bro. Truth sometimes hurts.