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[drohne]

right, i've got:

a couple dessicated bagels, some really very nice sliced turkey, and some swiss cheese that smells a bit dodgy though it might be normal for cheese to smell that way

top ramen, of the mysterious "oriental flavor" variety

french toast crunch, though very little milk

a couple bottles of guinness my friend left here, which is LIKE a meal

an ancient and freezerburned mama celeste pepperoni pizza

i'm gonna go take a shower. i need a decision in like 15 minutes. also no "clever" responses that aren't even on the list.

 

[MetatronM]

Ramen + Guinness

 

[Matlock]

I'd put the turkey on the bagels and eat it with a bottle of guinness.

 

[Error Macro]

PUT EVERYTHING INTO A BOWL AND MICROWAVE IT LOLOLOL


Actually, you could put the French Toast Crunch into a bowl and pour the Guinness over it.

 

[Zaptruder]

eat the pizza.

 

[Dyne]

PUT EVERYTHING INTO A BOWL AND MICROWAVE IT LOLOLOL


Actually, you could put the French Toast Crunch into a bowl and pour the Guinness over it.

This man has the right ideas.

 

[drohne]

well i suppose it was a bit much to expect consensus from a topic that was only going to get a couple responses. i actually had one bottle of the guinness before i took the shower. i think i'm going to try the bagels. should they prove too crusty for consumption i'll just drink the other guinness and then pray for death.

 

[Scrow]

reduce the guinness over heat and put your noodles and turkey with it. *shrugs*

make sure you leave enough guinness to drink with the meal though.

 

[Vormund]

If nobody replied would that have meant you would have just starved to death?

 

[Ferrio]

Reminds me of a thread on SA where this guy was cleaning out his fridge, listed all the stuff in the fridge and told people to pick 3 items and he'd mix them together and eat them. Complete with pictures.

 

[Kiriku]

PUT EVERYTHING INTO A BOWL AND MICROWAVE IT LOLOLOL

Dude. That's one sick suggestion. :|

But I'd say GO FOR IT ANYWAY!

 

[dog$]

You just had to get GH Advance, eh?

 

[Ghost]

Your collection of food does not match your suggested monetary situation.

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

Man, I'm sorry to hear that. If this happens again, find someplace that will deliver to you an order placed and paid for online, and I'll spot you.

You're good people.

 

[drohne]

i feel so loved.

i suppose i should tell you all how it turned out: the bagels were surprisingly edible, and the guinness went down smooth. but today i woke up with a wicked case of the shits. might have been the cheese, might have been the guinness. hard to say, really!