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I'm so.... freaking.... Lonely.
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WrathOfOtaibah
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A lot of media influence has told us throughout the years (since childhood actually) that women are so high above men. All this does is (to those who succumb to it, like me) make you shy and nervous around women. The thing you need to realize is that women are just like men - people. You got that right. So the first thing is to eliminate that all women are angels. Women and menpiss from urethras, shit from assholes, and puke and pass out when drunk. Anything you can do to get into your head that women aren't on a golden, unattainable pedestal. This will remove a lot of self doubt. Women, even attractive ones, have their self doubts too.
Next, you got to get aggressive. Not physically but I mean make no reservations on talking or asking women out. Rejection happens by the way. Statistically, you are more likely to be rejected than accepted in life. So if you get shot down, just chalk it up to the statistic. Sure it sucks for a few minutes, maybe even longer but you have to pick up and move on. Did you think Michael Jordan quit after missing a basket or dwell on it for months on end? Hell no. The motherfucker probably picked up the ball and made another basket.
Another way to get aggressive in all the right ways is to get confident. Do some physical activity or something to where you feel on top.
Next, you got to get aggressive. Not physically but I mean make no reservations on talking or asking women out. Rejection happens by the way. Statistically, you are more likely to be rejected than accepted in life. So if you get shot down, just chalk it up to the statistic. Sure it sucks for a few minutes, maybe even longer but you have to pick up and move on. Did you think Michael Jordan quit after missing a basket or dwell on it for months on end? Hell no. The motherfucker probably picked up the ball and made another basket.
Another way to get aggressive in all the right ways is to get confident. Do some physical activity or something to where you feel on top.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
and then you go on to say
:lol Iknow what you mean though, its just funny that you kinda contradict yourself in the next few sentences.
WrathOfOtaibah
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may I ask how I contradicted myself?
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
You went and said that women are like men - people and then went on to say that women are like 'shit from assholes'. I'm pretty sure people and shit from assholes are not the same thing. I know what you are trying to say but reading over the first time it didnt quite sound right.
dem
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Ugh
Why does everyone want a girlfriend? You want to have to talk to her every fucking day and listen to her stupid problems? You want to have to ditch your boys to go for stupid walks in the park followed by icecream? You want to sit home on the weekends and watch some stupid dvd with her cause she wants to hang out with only you? I have a friend whos so fucking pussywhipped he couldnt come to the bar last night because he was making a bloody scrapbook with his girl. A SCRAPBOOK!!
If you want tail theres bars full of it with no strings attached.
Maybe its just cause I havent fallen in love
Why does everyone want a girlfriend? You want to have to talk to her every fucking day and listen to her stupid problems? You want to have to ditch your boys to go for stupid walks in the park followed by icecream? You want to sit home on the weekends and watch some stupid dvd with her cause she wants to hang out with only you? I have a friend whos so fucking pussywhipped he couldnt come to the bar last night because he was making a bloody scrapbook with his girl. A SCRAPBOOK!!
If you want tail theres bars full of it with no strings attached.
Maybe its just cause I havent fallen in love
lilraylewis
Member
Do you know what he's trying to say? Is English your first language?psycho_snake said:
Cauliflower of Love
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dem said:Ugh
Why does everyone want a girlfriend? You want to have to talk to her every fucking day and listen to her stupid problems? You want to have to ditch your boys to go for stupid walks in the park followed by icecream? You want to sit home on the weekends and watch some stupid dvd with her cause she wants to hang out with only you? I have a friend whos so fucking pussywhipped he couldnt come to the bar last night because he was making a bloody scrapbook with his girl. A SCRAPBOOK!!
If you want tail theres bars full of it with no strings attached.
Maybe its just cause I havent fallen in love
People who get girls like that are dipshits.
boredJonathan
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dem said:
I think you've missed the important distinction between wanting 'tail' and wanting companionship. Sounds like you havn't had a real good taste of it yet, or else you'd be missing out on it as well.
dem said:Ugh
I have a friend whos so fucking pussywhipped he couldnt come to the bar last night because he was making a bloody scrapbook with his girl. A SCRAPBOOK!!
If you want tail theres bars full of it with no strings attached.
Hooray for STDs!
Here's a clue for you. Your friend would rather hang out with his girlfriend making scrapbooks than go with you to a bar. You are rude, you smell bad, and you probably try to make him look like a fool in public to impress these bar skanks you think of so highly.
His gf, on the other hand, is probably polite, supportive of him, and scented like fucking flowers and honey.
Plus, if he makes the stupid scrapbook she gets all creamy every time she looks at it and remembers.
Date of Lies
Banned
once you have game, it's almost impossible to lose it
unless you get into a long term-relationship.
unless you get into a long term-relationship.
WrathOfOtaibah
Banned
psycho_snake said:
All I was implying was that girls take dumps like men. Its not rainbows or cinnamon buns either.
holy shit, i saw the thread title, and said to myself " :lol not another one."
to my surprise... the thread creator was... ME? *checks posting date* over a year ago.
it's actually pretty funny. i don't even remember making this thread, and to be honest i'm not even the same person i was a year ago. so much pussy i'm drowning in it. :lol i <3 college life
but yeah, who the FUCK revived a year + old thread? lock please. im embarrased of the person i once was.
to my surprise... the thread creator was... ME? *checks posting date* over a year ago.
it's actually pretty funny. i don't even remember making this thread, and to be honest i'm not even the same person i was a year ago. so much pussy i'm drowning in it. :lol i <3 college life
but yeah, who the FUCK revived a year + old thread? lock please. im embarrased of the person i once was.
you may have female friends. but he has a special female friend that he regularly hangs out with, he has bonded with her. he just sorta doesnt know how to advance from that point on (i suppose)...not necessarily with her, but with anyone else. its a small stumbling block.
you on the other hand, hey look, bedtime!
you on the other hand, hey look, bedtime!
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